Donkey #1 & #2

SilvaTungDevil

Sexy Mother Clucker
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OK, this is a new column that STD is starting. I often think about the animals in my past that I have been physically intimate with. Sometimes, I miss them alot.....so the only thing that will help me is if I write about them. This is about my first donkey:

I use to work at a farm when I was 19. I became friends with this donkey who was broken down and quite flatulent. We became good friends over the period of 2 -3 months. She had the cutest little bray I ever heard. During my work, I had occasion to give her a 12 pack of beer. I felt horny because I knew she was becoming more pliable to my romantic ways. So, I told her I loved her. She brayed her acceptance of my overtures. As I hugged her to my chest and gave her a kiss on her big donkey jowels .I slowly found my lips moving towards her lips. We started kissing for a while and I tried to pull her down to the floor where I was grinding my groin against her leg. She was too stout so I left her standing and went down to worship her hooves. One thing led to another, my clothes came off. Meanwhile, everyone was wondering where I was. Although we weren't close, she didn't make me wear a condom.

Next day at work, I couldn't really face her, but I forced myself to be realistic and talk to her. I asked her if I could ride her back home after work. She said "naaaaaay". I was crushed. I turned to a male donkey and to make her jealous I said to him"I always wanted to know how it would be like to be with you."; This is my chance to find out

We started going at it like humans. I remember that it was hard to keep my ass in the air. The sound of the thunderstorm outside only made me feel more powerful.

We screwed each other few more times after that, but mutually decided after a month that we are not each other's type. He was a vegetarian and I eat meat.
 
mytasteislikecandy said:
Just had to outdo me didn't you? :mad:

hehe

so....

ROFLMMFAO

ummmmmmmmm

Walks up behind your butt and gives you a poke.

:devil: :p :kiss:
 
I can't believe you two are flirting in a donkey sex thread. Although, thinking about the smell of manure......mmmmm SEXY!
 
SilvaTungDevil said:
I can't believe you two are flirting in a donkey sex thread. Although, thinking about the smell of manure......mmmmm SEXY!

Gotta get your flirting wherever you can....and if it's amid the sexy donkey threads, then so be it ;)
 
mytasteislikecandy said:
Ooooohhhh

I like pokes ;)

Do it again! Again!

:devil: :p :kiss:

Again and again and again and..................

More playing would be fun also.

STD you started the thread! Join in!

Well Gotta go back to work.:(
 
Re: STD you look a little green

guilty pleasure said:
was it someone you ate?

Thanks for noticing. I'm just a little backed up. Sometimes when I get excited this happens. I assure you I'll be back to normal in no time.
 
Re: Re: STD you look a little green

SilvaTungDevil said:
Thanks for noticing. I'm just a little backed up. Sometimes when I get excited this happens. I assure you I'll be back to normal in no time.

Standing way way back.
 
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