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WantonWitch said:
Lol, my son devoured it about an hour ago, nothing left now :rolleyes:
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Kill the boy!!! .................. roast him over an open fire, I'm sure he'll taste just as good with a few roasties :D :devil:
 
Gem_tiger said:
Kill the boy!!! .................. roast him over an open fire, I'm sure he'll taste just as good with a few roasties :D :devil:
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Didn't you learn when eating the gremlin :rolleyes: teenage boys are worse :eek:
 
WantonWitch said:
You are most welcome here {{{Dolly}}} :kiss: good to see you hon :)
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It was about time I started mingling again... :) With the right kind... :D

Are you still thinking bout ways to get rid of your youngest? :eek: Some things never change... Luckily... :D
 
DollyDolphin said:
It was about time I started mingling again... :) With the right kind... :D

Are you still thinking bout ways to get rid of your youngest? :eek: Some things never change... Luckily... :D
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*Chuckles* I know that feeling, I'm careful where and who I mingle with lately.

Lmao, he's an eating sleeping computer hogging monster ! Want him ?? :D
 
WantonWitch said:
*Chuckles* I know that feeling, I'm careful where and who I mingle with lately.

Lmao, he's an eating sleeping computer hogging monster ! Want him ?? :D
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"At face value" is such a hollow notion around these parts... :rolleyes:

I can remember you wanting to bury him up to his neck this time last year... So no, thanks... :D I have my own monster in the making... :D
 
DollyDolphin said:
"At face value" is such a hollow notion around these parts... :rolleyes:

I can remember you wanting to bury him up to his neck this time last year... So no, thanks... :D I have my own monster in the making... :D
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Lol and some prove to be shallow lying bast........


Never mind, lets talk of something much better. Was santa good to you this year ?
 
WantonWitch said:
Lol and some prove to be shallow lying bast........


Never mind, lets talk of something much better. Was santa good to you this year ?
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I was good to myself this year... :D Spent a fortune on new toys... The puter kind... ;)

And my son got fed up in the end by the neverending stream of presents... Some kids... :confused:
 
DollyDolphin said:
I was good to myself this year... :D Spent a fortune on new toys... The puter kind... ;)

And my son got fed up in the end by the neverending stream of presents... Some kids... :confused:
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*Chuckles* I didn't even think of the other kind :p



much...... :eek:

Lol, mine's more interested in the breathing girly type of toys now :rolleyes:
 
WantonWitch said:
*Chuckles* I didn't even think of the other kind :p



much...... :eek:

Lol, mine's more interested in the breathing girly type of toys now :rolleyes:
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:eek: Throw condoms at him, girl! Loads of 'em!!! :D I'm so dreading those days... Think I'll lock him up when he turns 10... :devil:

Toys... Lost interest in them kind, funnily enough... :rolleyes:
 
WantonWitch said:
*Chuckles* I didn't even think of the other kind :p



much...... :eek:

Lol, mine's more interested in the breathing girly type of toys now :rolleyes:
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oh yeah, daddy... *did i say that out loud?*
 
DollyDolphin said:
:eek: Throw condoms at him, girl! Loads of 'em!!! :D I'm so dreading those days... Think I'll lock him up when he turns 10... :devil:

Toys... Lost interest in them kind, funnily enough... :rolleyes:
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Lmao, poor kid he had the condom talk a while back and I told him where I keep them, while chopping carrots with a very large knife :D
 
WantonWitch said:
Lmao, poor kid he had the condom talk a while back and I told him where I keep them, while chopping carrots with a very large knife :D
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*takes notes... buy very large knife...* :D

Outta here for a bit... Ripping cd's and iTunes is slowing my cpu down... :mad: This machine is not female... Never heard of multi-tasking... :rolleyes: :D

:kiss: :rose:
 
DollyDolphin said:
*takes notes... buy very large knife...* :D

Outta here for a bit... Ripping cd's and iTunes is slowing my cpu down... :mad: This machine is not female... Never heard of multi-tasking... :rolleyes: :D

:kiss: :rose:
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*Chuckles* good idea ;)

Lmao, you have a great night :kiss:
 
Hah ....................... no guard dogs, guard frogs, Gremlins, Gargoyles etc, etc, etc ...



Now I shall creep in on a naked, sleeping Witch aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannddd ......

Good job I know where she keeps her condoms .................. and the knives!!!!!


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Oy, oy, oy, ........ I only want the condoms to keep my ears dry :rolleyes: and the knives? Well, I don't want them jumping out at me .... :D

You bunch have dirty minds, I need to be more careful about who I mingle with .......... LMAO!!!!
 
Tiger, I thought you said she was an old Daft Mare... What would she need with condoms then huh?
 
Nightbird said:
Tiger, I thought you said she was an old Daft Mare... What would she need with condoms then huh?
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Naaaaaaaaahh, it's her SON that needs the condoms ............. Witchie has them to make sausages and things with ....................... she is madder than a March Hare, a Bubba, retard, not the brightest light on the Christmas tree, the lift doesn't go to the top floor .................. you know what I'm saying buddy?????


Anyhow, I have to leave you as it is 5.19am and I have a Witch to try and save ..... the Old Dr Gem remedy :D :devil:
 
You are one Dead Tiger when she gets you.. R.I.P. Tiggy.. :rose:

Gem_tiger said:
Naaaaaaaaahh, it's her SON that needs the condoms ............. Witchie has them to make sausages and things with ....................... she is madder than a March Hare, a Bubba, retard, not the brightest light on the Christmas tree, the lift doesn't go to the top floor .................. you know what I'm saying buddy?????


Anyhow, I have to leave you as it is 5.19am and I have a Witch to try and save ..... the Old Dr Gem remedy :D :devil:
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Hey Witchie darling... :) :)
have managed to snag some internet time so came on to give you a {{{{witchie}}}} and a big sloppy kiss!! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Have a wonderful new year, babes!
wishing for you love and laughter witchie...
xo,
-AP
 
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