Doesn't time fly when.......

Gem_tiger said:
Hah ....................... no guard dogs, guard frogs, Gremlins, Gargoyles etc, etc, etc ...



Now I shall creep in on a naked, sleeping Witch aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannddd ......

Good job I know where she keeps her condoms .................. and the knives!!!!!


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Oy, oy, oy, ........ I only want the condoms to keep my ears dry :rolleyes: and the knives? Well, I don't want them jumping out at me .... :D

You bunch have dirty minds, I need to be more careful about who I mingle with .......... LMAO!!!!


Ha ! you were out of luck last night, was so damn cold I went to sleep with the Dragon :p and not even Tigers are brave enough to face one of those :cool:

Good morning Gem :p :kiss:
 
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Nightbird said:
Tiger, I thought you said she was an old Daft Mare... What would she need with condoms then huh?


Good day Night :kiss: Tiggy's been running off at the mouth again I see :rolleyes:
Think I'll have to teach him to be better behaved around Witchs, he thinks because he's feline he's safe
 
Gem_tiger said:
Naaaaaaaaahh, it's her SON that needs the condoms ............. Witchie has them to make sausages and things with ....................... she is madder than a March Hare, a Bubba, retard, not the brightest light on the Christmas tree, the lift doesn't go to the top floor .................. you know what I'm saying buddy?????


Anyhow, I have to leave you as it is 5.19am and I have a Witch to try and save ..... the Old Dr Gem remedy :D :devil:


Ohhh Tiggyyyyyy, here Tiggyyyyy, I have something for you :devil:

First a nice bath :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/rudemood/wet20cat1.jpg

Then......


You'll see later :devil:
 
Nightbird said:
You are one Dead Tiger when she gets you.. R.I.P. Tiggy.. :rose:


Oh no, I'm not going to kill him, that's far too quick ! He'll just wish he was dead :D
 
asian_princess said:
Hey Witchie darling... :) :)
have managed to snag some internet time so came on to give you a {{{{witchie}}}} and a big sloppy kiss!! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Have a wonderful new year, babes!
wishing for you love and laughter witchie...
xo,
-AP


{{{AP !}}} Not managed to catch up with you for a while :kiss: :rose:

I wish you the same darlin', may 2006 be a wonderfilled year for you ! :kiss:
 
WantonWitch said:
Oh no, I'm not going to kill him, that's far too quick ! He'll just wish he was dead :D
ooooooh, i feel a froggin' comin' on!
okay... that's me outa here 'til next year.
have a good one witchie. :rose:
 
Badd Leroy said:
RUN Gem RUN!! :p.. G'mornin' Ladies :kiss:


Good morning Leroy :kiss:

he can run all he likes, I'll just wave a pair of panties at him and he'll run in this direction :p :D he just can't resist them :rolleyes:
 
geronimo_appleby said:
ooooooh, i feel a froggin' comin' on!
okay... that's me outa here 'til next year.
have a good one witchie. :rose:


Hi GA :kiss:

No, I'm just going to have him 'done' by the V E T :devil:

Have a great New Year hon and try to keep your clothes on :p :kiss:
 
Badd Leroy said:
Who could Darlin'?.. :kiss; *sniff sniff* :p



:eek: Not another one I have to worry about :rolleyes:

it's costing me a fortune to keep replacing them ! Maybe I'll just stop wearing them
 
WantonWitch said:
:eek: Not another one I have to worry about :rolleyes:

it's costing me a fortune to keep replacing them ! Maybe I'll just stop wearing them
Sure would make the skirt issue much more pleasant :D :p
 
Badd Leroy said:
Ohhhhhh Witchyyyyyy... You tryin' ta work me up so early in the A.M. ?? :D


*Chuckles* I wear ankle length skirts, you can't see anything :cool:
 
Badd Leroy said:
But I dooooooooon't heaaaaaaarrr youuuuuuu... NA NA nana NAAAAA! :p


*Chuckles and keeps the sofa between Leroy and me * you have to be close to lift :p :D
 
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