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do you ever want to be in a book or TV show that you are watching?
 
yes....

Do you want to meet new people?

I love meeting new people, I enjoy the getting to know part and trying to figure them out. After that, I find myself drifting away.

Do you think you have made an impression on a certain litster?
 
I wish I could meet fewer than I do.



A few, I think.

Do you think you'll have sex in 2015 with someone you have not yet met?

Probably not, that would mean my life has changed and I am happy currently.

Do you fantasise about someone close to you without them knowing it?
 
Probably not, that would mean my life has changed and I am happy currently.

Do you fantasise about someone close to you without them knowing it?

...all the fucking time. :D i write that shit, after all.

do you harbour a desire to kill someone you know?
 
...all the fucking time. :D i write that shit, after all.

do you harbour a desire to kill someone you know?

Is that you detective Dooley? Give GA his laptop back.

Do you have a special skill that would wow guests at a party? (Firing skittles from genitalia doesn't count)
 
Is that you detective Dooley? Give GA his laptop back.

Do you have a special skill that would wow guests at a party? (Firing skittles from genitalia doesn't count)

i can knock a ping-pong ball off a philippino hooker's head with the first squirt of jizm. ;)

how much bread do you feed to the ducks?
 
i can knock a ping-pong ball off a philippino hooker's head with the first squirt of jizm. ;)

how much bread do you feed to the ducks?

If I pass by there, often a full loaf. I don't sit and reminisce like an old man though, just throw it in and leave.

Do you think you've slept with a transgender?
 
If I pass by there, often a full loaf. I don't sit and reminisce like an old man though, just throw it in and leave.

Do you think you've slept with a transgender?

maybe, it gets a bit hazy at 2.a.m near the nana plaza, bangkok.

do you want to join me sometime? :D
 
Only if she has a pretty face and huge dick. :D

Do you ever wake up in the backstreets of Bangkok with a sore ass?

i've never owned a donkey i didn't win in a bet playing cards. i certainly never abused the animal, either.

do you ever dream of pumping kylie minogue up the ricker?
 
no

do you ever think you would get a tattoo?

well, yeah; just not my donkey - which is not a euphemism.

do you fancy shagging jason donovan up the bum?

or hugh jackman? :D

oops, edited because i was too slow.

i'm living the dream, but the same question(s) apply in 'do you?' :D

vis-a-vis jase and hugh.
 
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well, yeah; just not my donkey - which is not a euphemism.

do you fancy shagging jason donovan up the bum?

or hugh jackman? :D

If it had to be one, Deffo hugh :D But I'd make him dress as wolverine in fact why the fuck am I even adding to the thought.

Do you have an Aussie fetish today?
 
If it had to be one, Deffo hugh :D But I'd make him dress as wolverine in fact why the fuck am I even adding to the thought.

Do you have an Aussie fetish today?

no. i'm just two bottles of red horse in. i seem to have the flow.

do you fancy a pm? :D
 
no. i'm just two bottles of red horse in. i seem to have the flow.

do you fancy a pm? :D

:D Not if its going to be you drinking red horse masturbating to Jason Donovan and Mel Gibson.

Do you love the taste of a red horse? :D
 
well yeah, but not mel - he tastes of cig'rettes, lootenant dan.

do you live in uk, or are you ex-pat?

I live in place were it pisses down in summer, so yeah the UK

Do you return to the UK, smell the shite fish n chips and think "I never want to leave"?
 
Nope.

Do you eat any foods that most people you know would not even try?

Probably yes, I don't eat meat or fish so my meals consist of odd vegetable dishes at times. I don't get many friends or family asking to come around for dinner let's put it that way.

Do you play any sports?
 
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