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JudasIscariot
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Fiction..
Do you read erotica?
Never
Do you have a favourite genre of book or movie?
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Fiction..
Do you read erotica?
scifi/Fantasy
do you ever want to be in a book or TV show that you are watching?
yes....
Do you want to meet new people?
Do you want to meet new people?
Do you think you have made an impression on a certain litster?
I wish I could meet fewer than I do.
A few, I think.
Do you think you'll have sex in 2015 with someone you have not yet met?
Probably not, that would mean my life has changed and I am happy currently.
Do you fantasise about someone close to you without them knowing it?
i write that shit, after all....all the fucking time.i write that shit, after all.
do you harbour a desire to kill someone you know?
Is that you detective Dooley? Give GA his laptop back.
Do you have a special skill that would wow guests at a party? (Firing skittles from genitalia doesn't count)
i can knock a ping-pong ball off a philippino hooker's head with the first squirt of jizm.
how much bread do you feed to the ducks?
If I pass by there, often a full loaf. I don't sit and reminisce like an old man though, just throw it in and leave.
Do you think you've slept with a transgender?

maybe, it gets a bit hazy at 2.a.m near the nana plaza, bangkok.
do you want to join me sometime?![]()

Only if she has a pretty face and huge dick.
Do you ever wake up in the backstreets of Bangkok with a sore ass?
i've never owned a donkey i didn't win in a bet playing cards. i certainly never abused the animal, either.
do you ever dream of pumping kylie minogue up the ricker?
no
do you ever think you would get a tattoo?
no
do you ever think you would get a tattoo?


well, yeah; just not my donkey - which is not a euphemism.
do you fancy shagging jason donovan up the bum?
or hugh jackman?![]()
But I'd make him dress as wolverine in fact why the fuck am I even adding to the thought.If it had to be one, Deffo hughBut I'd make him dress as wolverine in fact why the fuck am I even adding to the thought.
Do you have an Aussie fetish today?

no. i'm just two bottles of red horse in. i seem to have the flow.
do you fancy a pm?![]()
Not if its going to be you drinking red horse masturbating to Jason Donovan and Mel Gibson. 
Not if its going to be you drinking red horse masturbating to Jason Donovan and Mel Gibson.
Do you love the taste of a red horse?![]()
well yeah, but not mel - he tastes of cig'rettes, lootenant dan.
do you live in uk, or are you ex-pat?
Do you return to the UK, smell the shite fish n chips and think "I never want to leave"?
Nope.
Do you eat any foods that most people you know would not even try?