Do You Want to F**K Me?

[EmpressJosephine]

So you are saying I have a chance

One can never know for sure....

 

[CeriseBuss]

One can never know for sure....

Can I?

 

[Asian_Flower]

I lack the necessary "equipment"

 

[LinusRules]

I lack the necessary "equipment"

We put a man on the moon, I don't think we're going to let a little thing like lacking the God given equipment stop you, do you? Sorry, I wasn't implying that your thing was little. We'll get you the extra large one. Don't worry, it comes with a bigger belt.

And what the heck, I'll jump in and we'll make it a threesome.

 

[msub50some]

I voted yes because you asked and I haven't had a f**k in a long time.

 

[VanGogh66]

Yes and you wouldn't have to even ask

 

[Dreamliner]

Hi EJ, I would need to get to know a bit more about you, hence dinner first, especially as using stimulating conversation always leads to a better f**k.

I suspect distance could be an issue, but then again, I do travel frequently.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Well, I have tried to make position clear in the past. You are simply one of the sexiest women on Lit. Period.
I would love to do naughty things to bring you pleasure...starting with those sexy feet...

 

[doowopdoowop]

::thump::

Oh hey, I missed this thread somehow, here's a big ol BuMp!

 

[MrEd63]

This thread is now in at least its third iteration, but I have never commented on it. In my head, I have always answered the question: "How would I know?"

So let's find out. Please answer the survey above, and comment below, why, or why not.

(Women more than welcome, in fact encouraged, to join in!)

Make love or fuck.
Rough or tender
Quite simply, however the fancy took us.
But most importantly we would have lots of fun

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Hard to fathom 10 "No"s. The question was "Do you want to fuck me" not "Will you fuck me". I can imagine various reasons holding people back from completing the act, but holy crap folks, don't you have a (dirty) imagination?

Come on, don't have the equipment? Well, what if you did for one day?

Oh, don't count out the gay men. Frankly, the few gay men I know would at least take you to dinner because you are so interesting on the forums, so that would be "dinner first" not "no".

So, "Yes, but dinner first".

Italian?

 

[gunthernehmen]

I can't remember what I posted here or even if I did, but as of this moment, sure.

Are we talking vanilla sex or wild monkey sex?

Still yes, either way. I just want to know whether to bring my pocket calculator and the first aid kit.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Current voting shows 61% of us do, although I think I account for 60% of that 61%.