Do You Want to F**K Me?

[JDaniel]

Easy question; you're attractive, intelligent, and have a wonderful sense of playfulness that would make the experience memorable.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Easy question; you're attractive, intelligent, and have a wonderful sense of playfulness that would make the experience memorable.

Thank you, sir.

I try to make every experience memorable!

 

[mikeinnh]

Most certainly!! I would like to make you my dinner first, though. You wouldn't mind, would you? I feel like I know a woman better if I spend some time, tasting her, inhaling her erotic scent, and having her cum for me a time, or three.

 

[Asian_Flower]

Life is too short. Yes from me!

 

[Farawyn]

Nope.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Most certainly!! I would like to make you my dinner first, though. You wouldn't mind, would you? I feel like I know a woman better if I spend some time, tasting her, inhaling her erotic scent, and having her cum for me a time, or three.

Sounds like a date!

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Life is too short. Yes from me!

Hooray!

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Nope.

Awwww!

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Would your answer change if I promised to recite The Tale of Tinúviel first?

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[Rob99999]

Yes I do

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Yes I do

Did you put it in the poll?

 

[Rob99999]

Did you put it in the poll?

Did now was to excited to see it first time

 

[HBergeron]

Yes. And I'm not just saying that to try and get to be Emperor. You are attractive and fun, and we don't need to do dinner first - I'll bring edible panties.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Yes. And I'm not just saying that to try and get to be Emperor. You are attractive and fun, and we don't need to do dinner first - I'll bring edible panties.

Your size, or mine?

 

[HBergeron]

Your size, or mine?

How hungry are you?

 

[base10]

I want to fuck you, but want you wearing something like this too.

http://www.ariciesf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/SoirDeVenise-SexyThong-Mask-Garter-300x457.jpg

 

[EmpressJosephine]

How hungry are you?

I always hunger for something.

I want to fuck you, but want you wearing something like this too.

http://www.ariciesf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/SoirDeVenise-SexyThong-Mask-Garter-300x457.jpg

That could be arranged.

We should have dinner first, we will need our strength.

I like the way you think.

 

[base10]

That could be arranged.

Our date should be arranged then

 

[Rooster_B]

Yes. I want to f**k you. You're attractive, have a sexy personality, and you seem like you would be a wild cat in bed.

 

[gunthernehmen]

Will dinner hurt your chances?

Depends, do you know which is the salad fork?

As a rule of thumb, work from the outside in. So the outermost fork for the current course if generally the appropriate one to use. At least I read that in a book, once. It could have been a prank to expose us uncultured folk.

 

[vibes]

I can't believe you got 6 no's *shakes head*

 

[Lost_Yonder]

Though I don't know you, you certainly seem like one who deserves a dinner, full of delicious delicacies and a delightful dance of seductive innuendo, unveiling your utmost desires and demasking your passions...

 

[Ezeerider]

Well I wasn't going to say anything....

... but now that you mention it....
Oh, and will you be wearing the goggles?

 

[EmpressJosephine]

I can't believe you got 6 no's *shakes head*

Gay men and straight women?

Though I don't know you, you certainly seem like one who deserves a dinner, full of delicious delicacies and a delightful dance of seductive innuendo, unveiling your utmost desires and demasking your passions...

Or, at least, unmasking my face;
Speaking of which...

... but now that you mention it....
Oh, and will you be wearing the goggles?

Goggles?!

Would you want me to wear them?

 

[neakman]

I thought you were a lesbian. If I am wrong my bad and I would seriously reconsider.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

I thought you were a lesbian. If I am wrong my bad and I would seriously reconsider.

Although I have definitely come to a point in my life where I usually prefer women, I don't discriminate....

 

[papadoc19]

Although I have definitely come to a point in my life where I usually prefer women, I don't discriminate....

So you are saying I have a chance

 

[gunthernehmen]

So you are saying I have a chance

I loved that movie.