Do You Want to F**K Me?

Do you want to fuck me, i.e., Empress Josephine?


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Easy question; you're attractive, intelligent, and have a wonderful sense of playfulness that would make the experience memorable.
 
Most certainly!! I would like to make you my dinner first, though. You wouldn't mind, would you? I feel like I know a woman better if I spend some time, tasting her, inhaling her erotic scent, and having her cum for me a time, or three. :kiss:
 
Most certainly!! I would like to make you my dinner first, though. You wouldn't mind, would you? I feel like I know a woman better if I spend some time, tasting her, inhaling her erotic scent, and having her cum for me a time, or three. :kiss:

Sounds like a date!

:kiss:

Life is too short. Yes from me! ;)

Hooray!

:rose:


Awwww!

:(

Would your answer change if I promised to recite The Tale of Tinúviel first?

:)
 
Yes. And I'm not just saying that to try and get to be Emperor. You are attractive and fun, and we don't need to do dinner first - I'll bring edible panties.:D
 
Yes. I want to f**k you. You're attractive, have a sexy personality, and you seem like you would be a wild cat in bed.
 

Will dinner hurt your chances?

Depends, do you know which is the salad fork?


As a rule of thumb, work from the outside in. So the outermost fork for the current course if generally the appropriate one to use. At least I read that in a book, once. It could have been a prank to expose us uncultured folk.
 
Though I don't know you, you certainly seem like one who deserves a dinner, full of delicious delicacies and a delightful dance of seductive innuendo, unveiling your utmost desires and demasking your passions...
 
Well I wasn't going to say anything....

... but now that you mention it....
Oh, and will you be wearing the goggles?
 
I can't believe you got 6 no's *shakes head*

Gay men and straight women?


Though I don't know you, you certainly seem like one who deserves a dinner, full of delicious delicacies and a delightful dance of seductive innuendo, unveiling your utmost desires and demasking your passions...

Or, at least, unmasking my face;
Speaking of which...


... but now that you mention it....
Oh, and will you be wearing the goggles?


Goggles?!

Would you want me to wear them?
 
I thought you were a lesbian. If I am wrong my bad and I would seriously reconsider.
:D
 
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