Do You Want to F**K Me?

[EmpressJosephine]

This thread is now in at least its third iteration, but I have never commented on it. In my head, I have always answered the question: "How would I know?"

So let's find out. Please answer the survey above, and comment below, why, or why not.

(Women more than welcome, in fact encouraged, to join in!)

 

[LinusRules]

This thread is now in at least its third iteration, but I have never commented on it. In my head, I have always answered the question: "How would I know?"

So let's find out. Please answer the survey above, and comment below, why, or why not.

(Women more than welcome, in fact encouraged, to join in!)

Before I over commit, who's picking up the dinner check?

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Before I over commit, who's picking up the dinner check?

Dutch?

 

[OldUncleJack]

yep..

...because you are obviously a very sexual person - and you have an amazing body!

 

[papadoc19]

Yes

Why? You are attractive and have a very sexy personality.

 

[Lookinguphill]

I usually like to get to know someone before we get to the bedroom. Possibly my downfall I guess.

 

[LinusRules]

Dutch?

Ok, and is the fucking decision mutual or all my own? If it's mutual then I'll skip taking chances and dinner and just go to a straight "yes." If dinner can't hurt my chances then let's go somewhere nice.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Ok, and is the fucking decision mutual or all my own? If it's mutual then I'll skip taking chances and dinner and just go to a straight "yes." If dinner can't hurt my chances then let's go somewhere nice.

Will dinner hurt your chances?

Depends, do you know which is the salad fork?

 

[LinusRules]

Will dinner hurt your chances?

Depends, do you know which is the salad fork?

Trick question! They only make one size plastic fork. You'll need to do better than that Ms. Josephine!

 

[Azuldrgon]

You intrigue me. So yes I would.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Trick question! They only make one size plastic fork. You'll need to do better than that Ms. Josephine!

But what if it's a spork?

 

[SexyLitForAll]

Depends, do you know which is the salad fork?

Always start from the outside, and work your way in as dinner progresses...works for forks, as well as persuading one's dinner date to proceed to the bedroom.

 

[HardArch28]

I voted yes for the meer reason that when a woman asks if you want to fuck her, she isn't looking to hear no! Also you are pretty sexy!

 

[suckonsimon]

I've just been reading your post on the threesome thread about MFM some day.
So I thought, 'Simon, book a dinner for Josephine and one of your Lit dude pals and ... let's talk delicious possibilities' ...

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Always start from the outside, and work your way in as dinner progresses...works for forks, as well as persuading one's dinner date to proceed to the bedroom.

Ah! A man who knows his etiquette... in all things!

 

[SexyLitForAll]

Ah! A man who knows his etiquette... in all things!

Proper etiquette is a nearly lost art. Today, instant gratification and its subsequent feeling of hollow satisfaction is the rule...sad.

 

[LinusRules]

But what if it's a spork?

OMG, that's fucking hot. I'm not sure if I can wait through dinner now. I might just sweep the paper plates off the table and throw you on top of it.

Yup, I'm in for a yes.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

OMG, that's fucking hot. I'm not sure if I can wait through dinner now. I might just sweep the paper plates off the table and throw you on top of it.

Yup, I'm in for a yes.

It's about time!

(The spork always gets em!)

 

[base10]

Will you continue to wear the Venetian mask? If so, absolutly.

 

[LinusRules]

It's about time!

(The spork always gets em!)

Maybe we can play with some ketchup and mustard packets. Maybe a few of the mayo ones if we want to get weird.

 

[SexyLitForAll]

...and we haven't even started on the subject of dessert...which is of course, the Empress herself.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Will you continue to wear the Venetian mask? If so, absolutly.

Well... Did you buy dinner?

 

[LinusRules]

Well... Did you buy dinner?

Does this mean we're no longer going Dutch?

 

[LadyJS]

No

I don't do women.

 

[walkingeagle]

This thread is now in at least its third iteration, but I have never commented on it. In my head, I have always answered the question: "How would I know?"

So let's find out. Please answer the survey above, and comment below, why, or why not.

(Women more than welcome, in fact encouraged, to join in!)

Yes!
Because you are one hot mama!
And I do women--