Do you have a satisfying sexual life?

[DéjàNu]

After reading threads like "Partner beeing unfaithful" and "Married men are more faithful" make me want to know if you have a satisfying sexual life with your partner.

LDR (or only online) poeple you can tell us about it too.

And if you are single is masturbation satisfying.

 

[plasticman33]

Had to vote no. Since the onset of menopause, she's had no desire. C'est la vie!

 

[stargazer]

YES

I can't imagine my sexual life being more satisfying! My husband is incredible.

 

[DéjàNu]

Had to vote no. Since the onset of menopause, she's had no desire. C'est la vie!

That sucks... you are not lucky tho, at menopause women could become really really horny or.... not at all.

I have answered Yes to my Poll but I dont know what my hubby would have answer.

I'am very curious to see the difference between man and woman with the answers.

 

[Andreina]

Last time i got laid was on the 3rd February this year... this means that my sex life is non existant and I categorize as a virgin once more. however, since i do not hold an American passport I am officially to be classified as an alien


Halo

 

[MissTaken]

Ohhhh I am with LilDevil!


It has been far too long!





However, I well able to satisfy anyone who wants to share a sex life with me!

 

[plasticman33]

Ohhhh I am with LilDevil!


It has been far too long!





However, I well able to satisfy anyone who wants to share a sex life with me!

Will you take volunteers?

 

[looking4fun]

Voted male / no.

It's not that I am not getting it, I am just a little bored with what I am getting. At times I think my wife thinks of it (sex) as one of the chores she has to do.

 

[Ladybird]

I voted a very definate NO.

I'm single and don't have a partner. Masturbation will always be a very poor second to the real thing for me.

I want a man!!

 

[riff]

I voted yes. I masturbate and fantasize a lot.

 

[Olivianna]

Yes, my Master told me so.

 

[MissTaken]

Will you take volunteers?

ERrrr sign on the dotted line?





__ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ _ _

*By signing on the above line, I release the "fucker" from any liabililty or harm suffered by the "fuckee", including, but not limited to emotional, physical or mental anguish.

I also agree to adhere to the rules of the Geneva Convention in the event that her heart, mind or body is captured. *

Return a signed, notarized copy to me in triplicate and then, we can talk!

 

[Gord]

Voted male / no.

It's not that I am not getting it, I am just a little bored with what I am getting. At times I think my wife thinks of it (sex) as one of the chores she has to do.

That reminds me of a joke I heard

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their
professions.

The first guy says I'm a Y. U. P. P. I. E, you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.

The second guy says " I'm a D. I. N. K. Y., you know...
Double Income, No Kids Yet.

The third guy says, ; I'm a R. U. B, you know...
Rich, Urban, Biker.

They turn to the woman and ask her,; What are you?

She replies: I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc...

 

[huskie]

Not no but HELL NO!!!!! I love my wife but she not never noway nohow give me what i want.

 

[MidnightAngel]

After reading threads like "Partner beeing unfaithful" and "Married men are more faithful" make me want to know if you have a satisfying sexual life with your partner.

No. Just Plain NO.

 

[KillerMuffin]

*knock knock*

"Mama? Are you okay? I heard you scream."

'Nuff said.

 

[Andreina]

*knock knock*

"Mama? Are you okay? I heard you scream."

'Nuff said.

oh stop showing off, woman



Halo

 

[plasticman33]

ERrrr sign on the dotted line?





_PLASTICMAN33_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ _ _

*By signing on the above line, I release the "fucker" from any liabililty or harm suffered by the "fuckee", including, but not limited to emotional, physical or mental anguish.

I also agree to adhere to the rules of the Geneva Convention in the event that her heart, mind or body is captured. *

Return a signed, notarized copy to me in triplicate and then, we can talk!

Hmmm, do I need to post this three times??

 

[Cirrus]

Yes for me. I got things worked out with the guy last night for those of you that read my thread yesterday...so I assume I still have a sex life.

The man is an amazing lover. 'Nuf said.

 

[DéjàNu]

come on poeple we need more vote...

as for now women are more satisfied then men, like I was thinking it would be.

 

[JazzManJim]

I have to say mine is fairly unsatisfying. I'm partnerless and I don't masturbate nearly often enough for my liking.

I'll take any and all applicants who are willing to help!

 

[marksgirl]

I voted yes/woman. My husband and I have the most wonderful life and sex life, more than I could have ever dreamed of. Damm baby I'm lucky.......here's a kiss for you

You also totally have my

 

[lovetoread]

Yes.

Both when we were a LDR and now that we are together.

 

[Shaq]

Hell no....I want some booty...lefty is nice...but lefty "Can't be the real thing" Classic coke commercial

 

[MissTaken]

Hmmm, do I need to post this three times??

No, dear.

It is enough to know that you would!