do you gal's really like men's asses that much?

[Frimost]

I bought this months Esquire magazine for the numerous articles on the war in Afghanistan in it. However, on page 41 they have two women writing a list of 10 things that guys should know about women. The first lady, Heather Caldwell, has number #4 on her list as:

Never underestimate the effect the shape of your ass in your Levi’s might have on a woman.

Is that true? Is the effect of a man's ass in tight jeans truly that powerful? lol

 

[Silverlily]

Yes it is. Long legs, nice ass, snug (not tight) jeans, toolbelt...


(sorry, got off track)

 

[Basia]

it depends... what kind of ass are we talking about?

 

[QuickDuck]

it depends... what kind of ass are we talking about?

four legs, grey and says "eeyore, eeyore"

/wave
QD

 

[Starfish]

*pours lube out of tube on to dilhole rammer which is properly adheard suction cup style, to my muff*



Yes, why do you ask?

 

[QuickDuck]

*pours lube out of tube on to dilhole rammer which is properly adheard suction cup style, to my muff*



Yes, why do you ask?

hmmm i am tempted to consider you as a woman after my heart

 

[Frimost]

YIKES!

Geez Starfish, I guess some women really, REALLY, REALLY like men's asses!

As for you Basia, it dosen't really say but I am assuming she is talking about a tight, round, firm muscular ass.


All hail the ass, bow down too it's power! lol

 

[kjtatts]

Is that true? Is the effect of a man's ass in tight jeans truly that powerful? lol

yes!

 

[Purrde Flower]

Is that true? Is the effect of a man's ass in tight jeans truly that powerful? lol

Oh my yes. Ass, Arms, legs.. yum.

 

[floridaguy64]

Yes it is. Long legs, nice ass, snug (not tight) jeans, toolbelt...


(sorry, got off track)

So... at the end of the day, when the sweat has soaked through my jeans and my tool belt is dragging my jeans down my narrow ass...... you'd still offer a glance my way? Or would you just think me another throwaway?

Had to ask... My jeans fit in the morning, yet at the end of a long sweaty day of work... my tools tend to make my jeans look like a tent wrapped around a much smaller person. This is what I get for choosing a career in construction....... me thinks

 

[Frimost]

Well then

In that case you women here at lit had better do something about those ladies at Esquire! They’re giving away all you're secrets to us guys! You had better shut them up quick before we men have you all figured out and then you will no longer be so mysterious to us guys and hence less desirable.

I guess I underestimated the power of the ass. For some reason I imagine that said in a Darth Vader sounding tone, like "Do not underestimate the power of the ass!"

 

[Purrde Flower]

Re: Well then

You had better shut them up quick before we men have you all figured out and then you will no longer be so mysterious to us guys and hence less desirable.

Like that is gonna happen

 

[Silverlily]

Fair enough floridaguy, at the end of the day, when my hair's gone flat, my makeup's smudged, and my 12 hour bra has quit, would you still look?



You gotta take the bad with the good, toolbelts usually come with some sweat and grime.

 

[floridaguy64]

Fair enough floridaguy, at the end of the day, when my hair's gone flat, my makeup's smudged, and my 12 hour bra has quit, would you still look?



You gotta take the bad with the good, toolbelts usually come with some sweat and grime.

Only if the sensation of taste is involved.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Re: Well then

In that case you women here at lit had better do something about those ladies at Esquire! They’re giving away all you're secrets to us guys! You had better shut them up quick before we men have you all figured out and then you will no longer be so mysterious to us guys and hence less desirable.

I guess I underestimated the power of the ass. For some reason I imagine that said in a Darth Vader sounding tone, like "Do not underestimate the power of the ass!"

If mystery is what you like, how about this one.

I heard this statistic yesterday..........
25% of women will intentionally damage plumbing fixtures in their homes so they can call a repairman. Their goal?? To get a glimpse of what they call "Plumber's Crack"!!

Now all you have to do is figure out which of us like the nice round buns in tight jeans, and which like to see a little cleavage!!

 

[Cheyenne]

Plumber's crack isn't impressive to me.

But as to the original question about a man's ass in nice jeans? Definitely yes!

 

[lobito]

why else would guys wear tight jeans other than to show themselves off. Come on, we're not that much different than some women are.

 

[Cheyenne]

*bump* to see if more guys with great asses will show them off- like Lobito.

 

[lobito]

sure I'd be happy to Chey. oh wait, I already did, nevermind.

 

[Cheyenne]

I guess yours is so good Lo that no one else wants to compete with you!

 

[MsMuffet]

How about guys in baseball pants??? It doesn't matter how good the package is... they just always look yummy in baseball pants... The only thing that keeps me watching THAT sport, anyway...

 

[InnocentAngel81]

devilboy has never worn tight jeans around me but whenever he turns he butt to me i like to grab and rub his butt while i cant "ohm" it's relaxing and makes him laugh

 

[DevilBoy79]

devilboy has never worn tight jeans around me but whenever he turns he butt to me i like to grab and rub his butt while i cant "ohm" it's relaxing and makes him laugh

shut up, LOL got me laughing just thinking about it, or better yet the day you literatly bite me on the ass , maybe i will have to get some tight jeans just for you then just remember my butt makes it obvious i am part white