Never said:Heck, while I'm at it.
Cheyenne - Giant pussy talking to me and telling me how smooth it is. Then Todd's giant member starts chasing it around, Todd's member has chicken wings and feet.
Laurel - I'm at a wedding and Laurel is the cake; she's bright blue with white trimmings that look like flowers and bells. The cake is asking me to save her so people wont cut her up and eat her - instead I take a huge chunk and chow down.
Laurel tastes god but soon I get a MASSIVE belly ache, I'm rolling around a desert in agony until a giant turtle forces it was out of my ass. I watch as giant turtle walks along the infinite sands.
Did someone just drop a tab of acid in my drink?
Did I read that right........ Giant turtle out your ass?
I told that funboy to stop crawling up peoples rears to lay eggs. No one listens to me. Ah well.