Do Men Whose Penis Hangs to the Left Make Better Lovers?

[TN_Vixen]

Well?

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

One would think that the penii of the best lovers are erect and more or less perpendicular to their bodies.

 

[TN_Vixen]

so, lavy

most women's curvature is upward... does this mean that if a man's erect penis is curved in a bananna form, she's found her match?

PC - are you speaking in general terms or only from your own personal experience?

 

[Problem Child]

One would presume that the penis is flexible enough and the vagina elastic enough that in most case the two respective organs can accomodate one another for mutual sexual satisfaction, however, taking into account the location of the oft-touted Grafenberg spot, which upon stimulation produces it's own brand of pleasurable orgasm, one might think that a gently upwardly curved banana-shaped phallus interacting with the average vagina might be more prone to produce the aforementioned orgasmic feelings.

 

[lavender]

 

[TN_Vixen]

One would presume that the penis is flexible enough and the vagina elastic enough that in most case the two respective organs can accomodate one another for mutual sexual satisfaction, however, taking into account the location of the oft-touted Grafenberg spot, which upon stimulation produces it's own brand of pleasurable orgasm, one might think that a gently upwardly curved banana-shaped phallus interacting with the average vagina might be more prone to produce the aforementioned orgasmic feelings.

And, that, folks, is a rare graphic opinion from Dr. Ruth's apprentice. Take note, you'll only be granted this brief (yet informative) glance into the hidden life of PC.

 

[Tungwagger]

One would presume that the penis is flexible enough and the vagina elastic enough that in most case the two respective organs can accomodate one another for mutual sexual satisfaction, however, taking into account the location of the oft-touted Grafenberg spot, which upon stimulation produces it's own brand of pleasurable orgasm, one might think that a gently upwardly curved banana-shaped phallus interacting with the average vagina might be more prone to produce the aforementioned orgasmic feelings.

Mine curves to the left when flaccid.....it also curves to the left when erect..

Therefore, in order to hit the aforementioned Grafenberg spot, it would be necessary for me to lie on my right side, with the woman on her back. (this would lack imagination)

The more interesting approach would be for the woman to be resting on her shoulders, with legs slightly bent and spread wide.
It would then be necessary for me to straddle her in an "X" pattern, thus necessitating a downward thrust in order to achieve G-spot stimulation.....

The latter position would unfortunately make breathing difficult for the woman, and would nullify any g-spot stimulation...

Summary: Men who's penii curves to the left are NOT better lovers....

 

[TN_Vixen]

But Tung

I'm very impressed with the obvious length of time and consideration spent on attempting to stimulate your lover.

kudos!

 

[miles]

Yes, but

What about a cock that can stay hard after cumming?

 

[davekoko]

it is the technique

for what it is worth, my penis (omg, this is literotica!. My COCK) in it's unaroused state (which is infrequent), lies to the left. Am I a better lvoer? That I leave to my lovers to judge, and they can form their own study. lol.


In regards to the cock head hitting the G-spot. I have found that instead of thrusting up and down which is the usual activity in intercourse (in literotica, FUCKING, lol) the guy should slide his body back and forth on top of her, not losing contact skin contact with the gal. Keep most of your weight on your elbows and knees and the top of your feet. Silding back and forth in this manner, the cock head is more apt to butt up gainst the Gspot on its way down to the depth of her vagina (literotica--her PUSSY HOLE)

 

[lavender]

Re: Yes, but

 

[TN_Vixen]

well miles

in all circumstances, that deserves at least a standing ovation.

 

[Laurel]

Is It Freaky Question Week on the BB?

[flipV]You people are scaring me.[/flipV]

 

[patient1]

One would think that the penii of the best lovers are erect and more or less perpendicular to their bodies.

Oh. I thought perpendicular was only 1/2 way to verticle,
that an erection was more or less parallel to the body.

Now he tells me!

 

[miles]

Please, hold the applause.

 

[Tungwagger]

Re: But Tung

I'm very impressed with the obvious length of time and consideration spent on attempting to stimulate your lover.

kudos!

Gee, I can't even be self-depracating (sp?) in a convincing fashion!!!

So I'll just stick with what I know best....

see below...

 

[patient1]

Re: Is It Freaky Question Week on the BB?

[flipV]You people are scaring me.[/flipV]

Fraidy Cat! Laurel's a Fraidy Cat!

 

[ksmybuttons]

Well?

I like to think that I can make it stand tall and not hang.

I have always enjoyed looking to see how a man dresses. When I was younger, I would always try to keep track of whether he tucked to the right or the left. I would always get distracted and forget so my first sex research was not successful.

Blue jeans are the best. Hated suits because in most it is very difficult to tell.

Now that I am older, I just like to look,
and look.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I think I need to do some more research on this very interesting topic.

Strictly in the interests of science, of course.

 

[Jaded1]

Worryed nowwww.........

GOD all these years I always thought I was a pretty good lover. Mine hangs straight. Has something to do with all that weight

Jaded1, CT

 

[Ragingbull]

If my penis hangs ten inches and then left, does that make it any better?

 

[Cloak38]

Mine hangs to the left.... so the answer is yes...

 

[Rhys]

Guina Pigs???

Um...didn't Ruby say she was going to conduct research on this
topic?

I *might* volunteer...purely in the interest of science, ya see...

...I dress center and right so... go figure

 

[Myrrdin]

Nope.
If it hangs to the left, it just means they wank with their right.