do massage therapists feel horny if their client is?

[benjamin96]

do massage therapists feel horny when they massage us guys?
i mean the ones that do soft relaxation massages, not the ones that do the rough massages.
its easy to ejaculate on the table when they rub your thighs because erections rubbing on hard things will burst.
i wear shorts anyway so its not too controversial even if she sees my wet shorts
when i get up.
but if anyone here is a massage therapist i'm curious do you like it if we have erections/ejaculations?
can ladies tell the moment we ejaculate anyway?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

do massage therapists feel horny when they massage us guys?
i mean the ones that do soft relaxation massages, not the ones that do the rough massages.
its easy to ejaculate on the table when they rub your thighs because erections rubbing on hard things will burst.
i wear shorts anyway so its not too controversial even if she sees my wet shorts
when i get up.
but if anyone here is a massage therapist i'm curious do you like it if we have erections/ejaculations?
can ladies tell the moment we ejaculate anyway?

You must go to an all boys school.

 

[benjamin96]

You must go to an all boys school.

i've never met a massage therapist at uni, so if i sound naive about them it doesn't mean i don't see girls, i see them everyday.
and i do NOT want to ask my massage therapist these questions, because she has a hubby and if she tells him i might get punched.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

i've never met a massage therapist at uni, so if i sound naive about them it doesn't mean i don't see girls, i see them everyday.

Is there anything you don't seem naive about?

 

[Oh_That_Guy]

Let me guess, school is out for the holidays.

 

[benjamin96]

Let me guess, school is out for the holidays.

no uni during summer.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Let me guess, school is out for the holidays.

I think this one is on permanent vacation...

 

[Penuche]

Even what you've ignorantly called a soft massage is physically hard work when done properly, requiring a fair bit of concentration. There's very little energy or mental space left for any sexual urges.

Trust me, I'm a half-taught aromatherapist.

 

[benjamin96]

I think this one is on permanent vacation...

i wish there was uni during summer actually, the girls have the easiest access outfits in summer :caning:

 

[benjamin96]

Even what you've ignorantly called a soft massage is physically hard work when done properly, requiring a fair bit of concentration. There's very little energy or mental space left for any sexual urges.

Trust me, I'm a half-taught aromatherapist.

that's sad to hear.
oh well, probably depends on how hot she thinks he is.
ladies like topless men, so maybe

 

[NOIRTRASH]

if you touch the right places.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

that's sad to hear.
oh well, probably depends on how hot she thinks he is.
ladies like topless men, so maybe

Or in your case, headless.

 

[spacekowboy]

Does a mechanic get turned on rebuilding a transmission? Does a vet get turned on with his arm up a cow's ass?
Does your mom get turned on when she's blowing sailors?

 

[Penuche]

that's sad to hear.
oh well, probably depends on how hot she thinks he is.
ladies like topless men, so maybe

Child (whatever your birthdate, your mind is very far from mature enough for my taste), don't presume to tell me what I like!

Massage can be part of foreplay, but it doesn't mean that every massage is parasexual.

Or do you think that medics have dishonourable intentions when asking you to remove your clothing?

BTW excuse typos - knackered from sleep deprivation.

 

[yossi]

If you purchase a massage from a unicorn or rhinoceros, mayhaps.

 

[Aella_]

that's sad to hear.
oh well, probably depends on how hot she thinks he is.
ladies like topless men, so maybe

So show us the goodies!

 

[BabblingBrooke]

If you purchase a massage from a unicorn or rhinoceros, mayhaps.

Think those horns would come in handy?

 

[yossi]

Think those horns would come in handy?

I do like when horny people come in my hand. Better on my face, but I'll take it.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I do like when horny people come in my hand. Better on my face, but I'll take it.

And if it all starts with a hot, oily massage? Even better.

 

[Wrong Element]

I like the way this thread is being redeemed from its highly unpromising beginnings.

 

[pointless]

what an annoying twat.

 

[benjamin96]

Does a mechanic get turned on rebuilding a transmission? Does a vet get turned on with his arm up a cow's ass?
Does your mom get turned on when she's blowing sailors?

transmission/cow's ass doesn't have a sexybody.
don't have a mum, so nope.

Child (whatever your birthdate, your mind is very far from mature enough for my taste), don't presume to tell me what I like!

Massage can be part of foreplay, but it doesn't mean that every massage is parasexual.

Or do you think that medics have dishonourable intentions when asking you to remove your clothing?

BTW excuse typos - knackered from sleep deprivation.

we'd have to interview medics to find out for sure but i think medics probably have really high standards of beauty because they see so many nudes, but if they see a perfect 10 they'll be aroused by it.

 

[RobDownSouth]

My massage therapist looks like Miss Trunchbull from the movie Matilda. I certainly hope she doesn't get horny.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/669555/thumbs/s-MISS-TRUNCHBULL-large.jpg

 

[benjamin96]

My massage therapist looks like Miss Trunchbull from the movie Matilda. I certainly hope she doesn't get horny.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/669555/thumbs/s-MISS-TRUNCHBULL-large.jpg

yeah i changed massage therapists about 5 times until i got the sweetest.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

do massage therapists feel horny when they massage us guys?
i mean the ones that do soft relaxation massages, not the ones that do the rough massages.
its easy to ejaculate on the table when they rub your thighs because erections rubbing on hard things will burst.
i wear shorts anyway so its not too controversial even if she sees my wet shorts
when i get up.
but if anyone here is a massage therapist i'm curious do you like it if we have erections/ejaculations?
can ladies tell the moment we ejaculate anyway?

You're a single guy, aren't you? Once you are married for a few years, you'll have a whole new perspective on the failure to feel stimulated under circumstances you once would have considered stimulating.