Do I want this carp tattoo?

How much do they have to pay a young woman these days to be so blatantly exploited like that?

Human sexuality is such a specially beautiful thing, yet there wasn't even a drop of either in that complete waste of bandwidth.

I don't care about the sex...what about the carp?
 
I have a friend whose wife left him for another woman.

That must be a tough one. This guy's wife was a total witch, so at least for me, it was kind of a relief. Huge boobs. Her new lesbian lover bought her a boob reduction.

Life is strange.
 
Do you mean there are different fish smells for different fish, or are you saying some fish don't smell like fish at all?

And, if that is, indeed, what you're saying, would there happen to be a fish that smells like a taco?

Besides a fish taco, of course, which actually smells more like fish than taco.

Halibut smells different than salmon.
 
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