Dirty Conversation Hearts

[SimplySouthern]

I want some.

You know. Candy conversation hearts they have at Valentine's Day that say Marry me, call me, love me, sweet girl, etc.

I want some with more, ummmm...adult phrases.

Ideas?

 

[lavender]

 

[lavender]

 

[alexandraaah]

"Will you be my cocksucker?"

 

[Tim1]

here

Blow me
Stroke me


me

 

[MissTaken]

I believe they sell them at some novelty stores.

If not, one year at college, when drunk with a bunch of dateless friends on Valentines Day, we made our own with a pen.


Classic phrases were used first

"Fuck me."
"Eat me."
"Lick me."

Then we tried to be more creative but ran out of room.

lol

 

[Chuckus]

I want some.

You know. Candy conversation hearts they have at Valentine's Day that say Marry me, call me, love me, sweet girl, etc.

I want some with more, ummmm...adult phrases.

Ideas?

You mean you didn't get the ones I sent ya?

*looking around*

I am sure I sent them to you.........

 

[princess4u]

how about --

NICE TITS

GREAT ASS

MEOW

KITTY

TUSH

 

[miles]

SimplySouthern

Sit on Me

 

[SimplySouthern]

Lavy-loo...I'll send you the address, you send the lovely morsels of mayhem. If those don't get me some, nothing will. The more explicit the better.

Chuckus.....We live an hour apart. Bring them in person please. And don't wear underwear.

 

[Chuckus]

Chuckus.....We live an hour apart. Bring them in person please. And don't wear underwear.

Oh you meant you wanted me to deliver them personally? I am sorry, my mistake.........


.........underwear optional huh? Sounds like a deal........and btw only an hour apart and we ain't had a get together for a doughnut or anything yet? Gheesh........

 

[SimplySouthern]

coffee and doughnuts? Cool.

Can you carry a dozen doughnuts? And a cup of coffee in each hand? *grin*

 

[Chuckus]

coffee and doughnuts? Cool.

Can you carry a dozen doughnuts? And a cup of coffee in each hand? *grin*

You can drink the coffee, I will eat the doughnuts whilst sipping on Mountain Dew

 

[TN_Vixen]

Send me your address. Mischka is the cook, I'll be the mastermind behind the designs! You'll get some zany sugar cookies that we will transform into a stellar aphrodisiac.

I want some!!!

 

[luv2tvl69]

I want some.

You know. Candy conversation hearts they have at Valentine's Day that say Marry me, call me, love me, sweet girl, etc.

I want some with more, ummmm...adult phrases.

Ideas?

"69 me"
"taste me"
"suck me"
"cum with me"
"nibble me"
"be my clit licker"

Ok Ok so I have an oral fixation....& now I am getting disgusting and very very very horny. I wont see Dryfus this weekend because he went to visit his parents (2 1/2 hours away) what a darn predicament.

 

[LukkyKnight]

AH HA!

You mean you didn't get the ones I sent ya?

*looking around*

I am sure I sent them to you.........]

No wonder none of the ladies would admit mailing those to me.

One mystery solved, but now I need to figure why Chuck has my address.