plasticman33
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Why the sun lightens your hair, but darkens your skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouths closed?
Why you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavoring and dishwashing detergent is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is safe, why do they call the airport a terminal?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
Why is it to shut down Windows, you have to click on 'Start'?
Just a few points to ponder.
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouths closed?
Why you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavoring and dishwashing detergent is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is safe, why do they call the airport a terminal?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
Why is it to shut down Windows, you have to click on 'Start'?
Just a few points to ponder.
