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(((((((DGO)))))) So nice to see you
It's good to be back!
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It's good to be back!
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Hello DGO....long time there hot and sexy...
I've been back for a week........at least. I think I posted on one of your threads.
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I want to be a bear......
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup......I want to be a bear!
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup......I want to be a bear!
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I've been back for a week........at least. I think I posted on one of your threads.
Sorry my lovely sexy one, but I have not gone to my threads...It is nice tosee you...now when are we going back to bed?
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Sorry my lovely sexy one, but I have not gone to my threads...It is nice tosee you...now when are we going back to bed?
Is there a reason that you don't visit your threads?
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The truth be said I don't get to them..sorry no reason.
And Good morning to you
Good answer though not what I expected.
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been missing you so...you like me..knee problems..Dr's want to replace mine...so stairs would be out for us...
...could always coffee
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been missing you so...you like me..knee problems..Dr's want to replace mine...so stairs would be out for us...
Yeah, I'm working on the diet, trying to lose weight. I started gaining during my last 2 rounds of chemo. I'd had 6 and surgery with no problems. No one gains weight during chemo, but I found a way. I had a cortisone shot and it worked wonders, but it only lasted for 2 weeks!
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If you don't laugh at this, something is seriously wrong with you!
Being a very traditional couple Jim and Sandy have saved themselves for marriage, but after deciding they are in love Jim finally proposes to Sandy. But prior to her acceptance, Sandy had a confession to make. She informed Jim that she has been stuffing her bra for years and her breasts are about the size of a 12-year-olds.
Jim says that it was OK because he loved her so much. "And I have a problem too," he confesses. "My penis is the same size as an infant, but I hope you could deal with that once we are married."
She said, "Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant penis."
Sandy and Jim got married and after the ceremony they could hardly wait, so Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching and teasing one another. As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, "You told me your penis is the size of an infant!"
"It is!" explains Jim. "It's 7 pounds, 8 oz, 18 inches long!"
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Have to stop putting the chemo in the sponge cake....LOL...For me now there is no more shots according to the surgeon up north it would be a waste of time.
...and they cut out my pain killers down here.Thank you VA.
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LOL.funny...
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Have to stop putting the chemo in the sponge cake....LOL...For me now there is no more shots according to the surgeon up north it would be a waste of time.
I put off the shots because there was no pain. I have several friends who got a year or two relief from the shots. I felt cheated getting only 2 weeks! I taught next door to a young teacher. His mother and I are the same age and she got both knees replaced at the same time! The first surgeon I saw said I didn't need replacement at that time because I wasn't in pain and they were only guaranteed for 15 years and my life expectancy was more than that. He also told me that the 2nd replacement, if needed, didn't always work. Okay, so Dave's mother got hers 3 years earlier. After I retired Dave's knees went bad. No knee replacement. He was in so much pain that he had to go on disability. Finally last summer he got the surgery. He's also overweight.
I guess it all depends on the doctor.
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Hello to that overly sexy DGO.
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Hello to that overly sexy DGO.
Put your glasses on!
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Peeking in....
I'm still alive and pushing things done on the sorting and packing. I see the ortho on the 23rd to see what the new game plan is. PT is done for now but I need to find someone to tape my shoulders back up. Kangaroo Boy the PT won't do it cause he can't charge the insurance company for it, there for it doesn't work. Doc usually tapes me but his house is dragged and on the market so no areas set up for patients, acupuncture needles or cupping. So I'm down to just meds and you know I hate that.
How are you doing?? Still working PT??
I'm still alive and pushing things done on the sorting and packing. I see the ortho on the 23rd to see what the new game plan is. PT is done for now but I need to find someone to tape my shoulders back up. Kangaroo Boy the PT won't do it cause he can't charge the insurance company for it, there for it doesn't work. Doc usually tapes me but his house is dragged and on the market so no areas set up for patients, acupuncture needles or cupping. So I'm down to just meds and you know I hate that.
How are you doing?? Still working PT??
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You've been busy!!!
I finished the PT sessions that the doctor ordered. I asked the PT if I could do more, so he called the doctor and he approved it! The tylenol is working for now. I'll try to see my PCP next Tuesday and see what he has to say.
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I've been trying to stay busy to not think about the guy friend I had who just passed over. He was only 55 and the closest thing to even considering married life ever for me. Then 5 days after he's gone I lose the dang diamond in my engagement ring. I had both of them for around 24 years. Then came home from his Memorial to find out one of my other long time friends passed from her battle with cancer. So busy has been helpful mentally but kicking my butt physically.
Glad to hear they are rocking you for PT. It helps a lot but so much easier to go to a place to get it accomplished.
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It's always hard to lose someone you love or loved at one time. Most of the guys I dated in my youth are gone. Some I hadn't seen in years, but knowing that I won't bump into them ever again on earth saddens me. At some point you really have to focus on the good times that you shared and smile at the memories. (Of course if they were abusive you can smile for another reason.)
Now on to something to make you smile. My debit card was refused on Monday when I paid my co-pay at PT. The secretary said I could pay today. Okay, so I get really nervous thinking identity theft. It's funny how we can't think straight when we get anxious. I called the credit union and was told that my card had to be reset because I'd entered the wrong pin number 3 times at the grocery store. (I rarely go to the grocery store!) I remember that happening, but thought it was the machine. NOT! I didn't have my glasses on. Okay, so it's supposed to work now. We'll see. Oh, and I'm going to the grocery store when I leave PT to get a salad and fish.
Anyway, Starry, have a good one. That goes for everyone who took the time to check this thread out. Leave your name please.
