LadyFunkenstein
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Romantic or insane? I lean towards insane, but perhaps I am jaded.
What say you, peanut gallery?
What say you, peanut gallery?
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Romantic or insane? I lean towards insane, but perhaps I am jaded.
What say you, peanut gallery?
You're a narcissist.
True but off topic.
Romantic or insane? I lean towards insane, but perhaps I am jaded.
What say you, peanut gallery?
Clearly, this is about you.
Romantic or insane? I lean towards insane, but perhaps I am jaded.
What say you, peanut gallery?
Of course this is about me; it's my thread. Everyday you become an even more boring troll.
Have to take it on a case-by-case basis. Too many factors involved. But in general, probably not a good idea.
Insane. But I also say it's insane for someone to be with someone for three months without sex.
Romance is a particular form of insanity...Romantic or insane? I lean towards insane, but perhaps I am jaded.
What say you, peanut gallery?
Romance is a particular form of insanity...
Six month crazy rule: You have to really know someone for a minimum of six months before the real crazy comes out (and it works both ways).
If the crazy is compatible, then you may have something
Romance is a particular form of insanity...
Six month crazy rule: You have to really know someone for a minimum of six months before the real crazy comes out (and it works both ways).
If the crazy is compatible, then you may have something
Hell I wouldn't do that either. Once I dated a guy who delayed sex for two months. Turned out he had a tiny dick and was a premature ejaculator to boot. He was trying to trap me.
Hell I wouldn't do that either. Once I dated a guy who delayed sex for two months. Turned out he had a tiny dick and was a premature ejaculator to boot. He was trying to trap me.
I was with someone like that. Awful.
Here's the worst part: After about 10 seconds he pulled out. I figured, he was calming himself down. Nope, he reached down and helped himself along with a couple extra hand pumps and that was that. I blew him off after that. I think I still have the angry email he sent me a couple of days later, about what a terrible person I was for ditching him.
Ugh. Upside to my ex: I learned to make myself cum in under 45 seconds but we could only have sex after he'd been drinking all night or my impressive speed-orgasm wouldn't have helped me.
Here's the worst part: After about 10 seconds he pulled out. I figured, he was calming himself down. Nope, he reached down and helped himself along with a couple extra hand pumps and that was that. I blew him off after that. I think I still have the angry email he sent me a couple of days later, about what a terrible person I was for ditching him.
I don't blame you for cutting him off. 10 secs is too short. You should of gave him a second chance to redeem himself tho. Maybe he was a virgin.
oh good grief, this sounds terrible! The 45 second orgasm is fun masturbating on an empty 60 story elevator, but that's about it.
Better than most of the times we attempted sex that ended in him filling his jeans before getting his dick out.![]()