Declaring you want to be engaged after 3 months

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Romantic or insane? I lean towards insane, but perhaps I am jaded.

What say you, peanut gallery?
 
Have to take it on a case-by-case basis. Too many factors involved. But in general, probably not a good idea.

Totally agree regarding marriage. Still isn't proposing a long engagement just a way to lock a person down to take him/her off the market?
 
Insane. But I also say it's insane for someone to be with someone for three months without sex.
 
Insane. But I also say it's insane for someone to be with someone for three months without sex.

Hell I wouldn't do that either. Once I dated a guy who delayed sex for two months. Turned out he had a tiny dick and was a premature ejaculator to boot. He was trying to trap me.
 
Romantic or insane? I lean towards insane, but perhaps I am jaded.

What say you, peanut gallery?
Romance is a particular form of insanity...

Six month crazy rule: You have to really know someone for a minimum of six months before the real crazy comes out (and it works both ways).

If the crazy is compatible, then you may have something
 
Romance is a particular form of insanity...

Six month crazy rule: You have to really know someone for a minimum of six months before the real crazy comes out (and it works both ways).

If the crazy is compatible, then you may have something

I agree with this 100%
 
Romance is a particular form of insanity...

Six month crazy rule: You have to really know someone for a minimum of six months before the real crazy comes out (and it works both ways).

If the crazy is compatible, then you may have something

WOW, that soon? I thought the rule was to wait 2 years :D
 
Hell I wouldn't do that either. Once I dated a guy who delayed sex for two months. Turned out he had a tiny dick and was a premature ejaculator to boot. He was trying to trap me.

I was with someone like that. Awful.
 
Hell I wouldn't do that either. Once I dated a guy who delayed sex for two months. Turned out he had a tiny dick and was a premature ejaculator to boot. He was trying to trap me.

If a guy delay sex, something isn't right. I don't understand why guys be embarrass by their size. If you get a girl wet enough, she is going to want to still fuck you regardless. It's rare for a woman to pull her pants back up and say no, you are too small. She might talk about you to her friends after, but you already got your nut off, so who cares? (Too all you little dick dudes) you better eat pussy like a champion.


If a woman expect me to wait months before sex, she better know that I'm fucking someone on the side.
 
I was with someone like that. Awful.

Here's the worst part: After about 10 seconds he pulled out. I figured, he was calming himself down. Nope, he reached down and helped himself along with a couple extra hand pumps and that was that. I blew him off after that. I think I still have the angry email he sent me a couple of days later, about what a terrible person I was for ditching him.
 
Here's the worst part: After about 10 seconds he pulled out. I figured, he was calming himself down. Nope, he reached down and helped himself along with a couple extra hand pumps and that was that. I blew him off after that. I think I still have the angry email he sent me a couple of days later, about what a terrible person I was for ditching him.

Ugh. Upside to my ex: I learned to make myself cum in under 45 seconds but we could only have sex after he'd been drinking all night or my impressive speed-orgasm wouldn't have helped me.
 
Ugh. Upside to my ex: I learned to make myself cum in under 45 seconds but we could only have sex after he'd been drinking all night or my impressive speed-orgasm wouldn't have helped me.

oh good grief, this sounds terrible! The 45 second orgasm is fun masturbating on an empty 60 story elevator, but that's about it.
 
Here's the worst part: After about 10 seconds he pulled out. I figured, he was calming himself down. Nope, he reached down and helped himself along with a couple extra hand pumps and that was that. I blew him off after that. I think I still have the angry email he sent me a couple of days later, about what a terrible person I was for ditching him.

I don't blame you for cutting him off. 10 secs is too short. You should of gave him a second chance to redeem himself tho. Maybe he was a virgin.
 
oh good grief, this sounds terrible! The 45 second orgasm is fun masturbating on an empty 60 story elevator, but that's about it.

Better than most of the times we attempted sex that ended in him filling his jeans before getting his dick out. :rolleyes:
 
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