Dearest, most precious Laurel...

[Squibbs]

Can we talk about Laurel's butthole some more?

I'd rather talk about her tits.

 

[Saint Peter]

I'd rather talk about her tits.

Keep your meathooks off of Laurel's butthole, Butthole.

 

[doctor_insanus]

'Pete Kisses Sphincters' sounds like a good band name.

In college, some friends and I were going to start a band called "Devil's Anus," but none of us could play an instrument.

I like Laurel's anus better.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Godwin's Law, and on the second page.

Erich Honecker.

That's an improvement?

 

[Byron In Exile]

i did not write that.

You didn't have to.

peter is a meanie. someone should kick him.

We're beyond kicking these bastards.

We need to just make them go away.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I want to bleach it.

And then put lotion on it.

Nobody understands your desires.

They are, quite frankly, bizarre.

 

[Byron In Exile]

manu has a cock. it has to be true.

Probably a myth, since he's never posted a pic of it.

 

[PoppingTom]

Speaking of sphincters, can you tell us how Peter Carsten came to be the moderator of the German Lit forum?

You basically put Hitler in charge of the Germans.

Listen, Byron, Peter Parsten became the moderator because nobody wanted to do the job of the Kindergarten cop in the German forum. And everybody there knows why:

If you really do something, you'll have enemies. It's that simple.

You're an enemy of Peter. Shit happens.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Listen, Byron, Peter Parsten became the moderator because nobody wanted to do the job of the Kindergarten cop in the German forum. And everybody there knows why:

If you really do something, you'll have enemies. It's that simple.

You're an enemy of Peter. Shit happens.

I suppose you're right.

Communication between our countries seems to be something he doesn't like.

"And so it goes..."

 

[islandman]

I suppose you're right.

Communication between our countries seems to be something he doesn't like.

"And so it goes..."

You, sir, are a cretin.

 

[PoppingTom]

Sorry, Byro...did you ever REALLY, I mean SERIOUSLY, tried to communicate with him?

Or just like Busybody tries to communicate with Obama?

 

[Byron In Exile]

You, sir, are a cretin.

Based on what...?

 

[Saint Peter]

Based on what...?

Stinky QTips?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Sorry, Byro...did you ever REALLY, I mean SERIOUSLY, tried to communicate with him?

Or just like Busybody tries to communicate with Obama?

He seems to immediately toss anything that slightly offends him into the trash.

And, yes, I have — many times. Everything went into the trash.

Has he recovered from his silly rampage yet? Is that what you're suggesting?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Stinky QTips?

Islandman is drunk. It'll wear off.

 

[mark197205]

I'd rather talk about her tits.

Nipples, only thinking about nipples.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Nipples, only thinking about nipples.

You two crack me up sometimes.

At other times, you can be very distracting.

 

[mark197205]

You two crack me up sometimes.

At other times, you can be very distracting.

Are you lumping Nipples and I into the same category here?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Byron In Exile]

Listen, Byron, Peter Parsten became the moderator because nobody wanted to do the job of the Kindergarten cop in the German forum.

So... wait a moment...

Did you just declare the German forum a Kindergarten?

And you are children who need to be managed?

Now it makes more sense.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Are you lumping Nipples and I into the same category here?

Not in a bad way...

 

[islandman]

Based on what...?

The introduction of Hitler to this thread.

 

[PoppingTom]

He seems to immediately toss anything that slightly offends him into the trash.

And, yes, I have — many times. Everything went into the trash.

Has he recovered from his silly rampage yet? Is that what you're suggesting?

Listen, Byron, if I call you a cunt, you're happy with that.

If you call a German a cunt, he decides not to listen to you or to not take you seriously.

I know, these Germans are strange, but that's the way it is. The sound makes the music. Peter isn't on a rampage, he's on a prevailing trip.

Tolerance comes with friendship. Sounds odd, but is true.

 

[Byron In Exile]

The introduction of Hitler to this thread.

Means nothing. I introduced Erich Honecker as well.

So sue me.

 

[mark197205]

What flavor?

Chocolate.