lovetoread
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All this talk about Laurel's butthole is mildly alarming.
Dearest, most precious Laurel...
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Saint Peter
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You think the talk is alarming?
It was your lipstick.
It was your lipstick.
Once, I overheard my brother talking about he saw Laurel's sphincter whilst dumping a stolen car. I told three of my friends about it, and we decide to go looking for it over Labor Day weekend. Long story short, we all had a lot of coming-of-age moments during the trip. When we finally got to Laurel's sphincter, it reminded me of how my father favored my brother over me for some reason. A couple of punks came and tried to take it, but my friend pulled out a revolver and stopped them. We agreed that no one would get to photograph it, and we called in an anonymous tip to Manu to tell him to where to find it.
It was the defining moment of my childhood.
It was the defining moment of my childhood.
Laurel
Kitty Mama
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I'm liking Young the Giant recently.
And leave my sphincter alone!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbbttf9bxQ1qiavcao1_400.jpg
And leave my sphincter alone!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbbttf9bxQ1qiavcao1_400.jpg
LiFeNdEaTh
The Usual.
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...lol
Byron In Exile
Frederick Fucking Chopin
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Byron In Exile
Frederick Fucking Chopin
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I just keep coming back here to see Neci's butt.
It has "please fuck me" written all over it.
Byron In Exile
Frederick Fucking Chopin
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Speaking of sphincters, can you tell us how Peter Carsten came to be the moderator of the German Lit forum?
You basically put Hitler in charge of the Germans.
Peregrinator
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This might be my new favorite thread.
Saint Peter
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neci
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i did not write that.
peter is a meanie. someone should kick him.
Saint Peter
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I want to bleach it.
And then put lotion on it.
And then put lotion on it.
SalviaDivinorum
It's not complicated
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^^^^^Jack Bleacher.
Saint Peter
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Bleached assholes are a crime. I wish that one day, everyone will realize that the Aryan image of body perfection is the most insidious and corruptive myth of our time. There is no beauty in perfection, if it can even be achieved with a medium as inherently imperfect as the human form. Eastern tradition teaches us that true beauty can only be found in imperfection, whether in the ancient art of ikebana or in the darkened asshole of a young woman.
Laurel
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Godwin's Law, and on the second page.
Laurel
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gotsnowgotslush
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Why the sudden interest ?
They both deserve to have pearls and fresh rose petals gently placed, "there."
See Yo- landi's, ect And, yeah, she is!
http://skew.co.za/?p=641
They both deserve to have pearls and fresh rose petals gently placed, "there."
See Yo- landi's, ect And, yeah, she is!
http://skew.co.za/?p=641
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Promise you'll send me an autographed pic from her on 12/20?
