Dearest, most precious Laurel...

[islandman]

What are you listening to these day?

I've played out Die Antwoord.


Help!


Yours in ZEF forever,


Islandman

 

[neci]

hi laurel.

please send my love to manu's cock.

neci

 

[islandman]

Thanks, neci.

That pretty much guarantees she'll avoid this thread like the plague.

 

[neci]

she was bound to avoid it the minute you started sucking up her ass.

 

[islandman]

She's tiny.

Not much ass there to suck, methinks.

 

[neci]

a rectum is a rectum. it's pretty amazing how much you can get up one of those things.

 

[islandman]

Can't I just kiss it like normal people do?

Why do I have to suck or go up it?

 

[neci]

normal people kiss it?

if i were near laurel's ass, i would want to bite it.

 

[islandman]

Pretty sure that's why Manu's cock stays away from you.

 

[Laurel]

She's just so fucking awesome.

 

[evesdream]

I'm scared. Hold me.

 

[Laurel]

If you don't love Yolandi, you have no soul.

 

[evesdream]

Google told me to listen to Smoke It. She reminds me of Tricky.

 

[Ishmael]

Or you could just get into the

Skin Trade

Ishmael

 

[Laurel]

I looove Tricky. I saw him back in the day, when he was touring on Maximquaye, with Martina. It was spine-tinglingly awesome. Then saw him last year. He had some white girl back-up singer. Wasn't nearly as good, but still fun.

 

[evesdream]

I looove Tricky. I saw him back in the day, when he was touring on Maximquaye, with Martina. It was spine-tinglingly awesome. Then saw him last year. He had some white girl back-up singer. Wasn't nearly as good, but still fun.

I haven't listened to him since my sister stole my copy of Pre-Millennium Tension. I'm not sure why not. It used to give me chills.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I haven't listened to him since my sister stole my copy of Pre-Millennium Tension. I'm not sure why not. It used to give me chills.

Fuck, that album takes me back. I was trying to do everything at once while everything was happening to me during those halcyon days and that sound (amongst a whole lot of other shit going on then) fit just right.

I miss that time. I don't really want to, cuz a lot of shit went down, but I end up missing it anyway. Think I'm gonna re-download this joint.

 

[islandman]

*ahem*

I don't see a new music rec.


Laurel!

 

[Saint Peter]

Can we talk about Laurel's butthole some more?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Can we talk about Laurel's butthole some more?

...lol

 

[Byron In Exile]

Can we talk about Laurel's butthole some more?

No, it's not polite.

This discussion is over.

 

[Saint Peter]

No, it's not polite.

This discussion is over.

I bet it is tiny and cute as a button. I bet it smells like pop tarts fresh out of the toaster. I bet she decorates it for the holidays.

 

[islandman]

I bet it is tiny and cute as a button. I bet it smells like pop tarts fresh out of the toaster. I bet she decorates it for the holidays.

Rumour is that manu bedazzles it.

With swarovski crystals.

 

[Saint Peter]

Rumour is that manu bedazzles it.

With swarovski crystals.

He is the lucky one.

I think I would put smoking hot red lipstick on it and hang a candle out like the ciggy hangs out of Keith Richard's mouth.

But that is me. What do I know about Laurel's butthole? Not a thing.

 

[islandman]

If it were me, I'd put a sprig of mistletoe in it and watch as people kissed beneath it.