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someoneyouknow
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Dear neighbor,
That TB cough still sounds good. Or is it from your smoking?
Either way, keep up the good work. Your lung will come out one of these days.
Entertained
That TB cough still sounds good. Or is it from your smoking?
Either way, keep up the good work. Your lung will come out one of these days.
Entertained
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jameslewis
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Dear Boob Pictures:
If you're looking for a place to go, you can try my inbox. Always a friendly welcome.
Sincerely,
Trying ttej's advice.
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IhateClowns
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Dear Self Seal Envelope Creator,
Thank you.
Signed,
My tongue
Thank you.
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bear with me....there's a few people that need to be addressed tonight.
dear ignorant slob who parked in the handicap parking spot and wasn't handicapped
it's bad enough that you decided it was easier for you to park in the handicap parking spot tonight because it was snowing and slippery out and you had to run into the bank to go to the cash station. when i drew your attention to this, why would you argue with me? did you seriously tell me that i didn't have a handicap parking permit hanging from my rear view mirror? look again. when i asked you if you thought i used the walker for fun, "you probably do" was the wrong answer. it's a shame you're such a ignorant person who doesn't realize that the handicap spots are truly for handicapped individuals and not for lazy assholes to use when it's slippery out. please try not to go through the rest of your life being so rude to those around you. it's time you learned that the world does not revolve around you.
dear bitch that sold me the horrible supplemental insurance plan,
let's look at the calendar. it's february 20th. did you really sell me a plan that puts me in the "donut hole" already??? i can't afford to pick up my medicines from the pharmacy. the open enrollment has closed and now i have this plan that you sold me that won't help me at all now. my medicines are just going to continue to go up in price now and i have no idea what i'm going to do. how convenient that your phone goes directly into your voicemail now. when you were trying to sell me this plan, you answered your phone every single time i called. once i've calmed down enough to think clearly, hopefully i will figure out how to show my appreciation for you screwing me over so thoroughly.
dear apartment complex that we looked at tonight,
you look so good on paper and from the outside. please look as good on the inside when we do a walk through. it would be so nice to find the place we're going to move to in may, so i have one less thing to worry about.
dear hollywood,
the oscar gift bags that they are giving out to the stars are worth over $160,000 each. these actors and actresses already make more money than i will see in my lifetime, and now they're getting over $160,000 more? how many of these gift bags will be given out? couldn't we put this money to better use? do you know how many meals the money from just one of these gift bags would buy? how many people who will go to bed without eating a meal all day, could eat from that money? how many warming shelters we could open with this money, so that the homeless won't have to sleep outside in the freezing cold? how many other programs could benefit with donations made from the money being spent on these gift bags? the rich keep getting richer.
thanks for letting me rant.
*steps off my soapbox and goes to try to find some peace*
dear ignorant slob who parked in the handicap parking spot and wasn't handicapped
it's bad enough that you decided it was easier for you to park in the handicap parking spot tonight because it was snowing and slippery out and you had to run into the bank to go to the cash station. when i drew your attention to this, why would you argue with me? did you seriously tell me that i didn't have a handicap parking permit hanging from my rear view mirror? look again. when i asked you if you thought i used the walker for fun, "you probably do" was the wrong answer. it's a shame you're such a ignorant person who doesn't realize that the handicap spots are truly for handicapped individuals and not for lazy assholes to use when it's slippery out. please try not to go through the rest of your life being so rude to those around you. it's time you learned that the world does not revolve around you.
dear bitch that sold me the horrible supplemental insurance plan,
let's look at the calendar. it's february 20th. did you really sell me a plan that puts me in the "donut hole" already??? i can't afford to pick up my medicines from the pharmacy. the open enrollment has closed and now i have this plan that you sold me that won't help me at all now. my medicines are just going to continue to go up in price now and i have no idea what i'm going to do. how convenient that your phone goes directly into your voicemail now. when you were trying to sell me this plan, you answered your phone every single time i called. once i've calmed down enough to think clearly, hopefully i will figure out how to show my appreciation for you screwing me over so thoroughly.
dear apartment complex that we looked at tonight,
you look so good on paper and from the outside. please look as good on the inside when we do a walk through. it would be so nice to find the place we're going to move to in may, so i have one less thing to worry about.
dear hollywood,
the oscar gift bags that they are giving out to the stars are worth over $160,000 each. these actors and actresses already make more money than i will see in my lifetime, and now they're getting over $160,000 more? how many of these gift bags will be given out? couldn't we put this money to better use? do you know how many meals the money from just one of these gift bags would buy? how many people who will go to bed without eating a meal all day, could eat from that money? how many warming shelters we could open with this money, so that the homeless won't have to sleep outside in the freezing cold? how many other programs could benefit with donations made from the money being spent on these gift bags? the rich keep getting richer.
thanks for letting me rant.
*steps off my soapbox and goes to try to find some peace*
Sensualdreamer
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Dear lying manipulative trollop-
Your lies are ridiculous! Do you know how pathetic it is when you lie to me, and think I don't know the truth?!
You make over $50k a year
- You do NOT have a mortgage payment, you do have a rent payment and the money you get from your ex-husbands retirement covers your rent payment!
- You do NOT have children to support!
- You do NOT have parents you have to support
- You do not have any addictions such as smoking, drugs, etc.,
- You have a $300 car payment, a phone payment, insurance, gas/electric bills, Internet bill, gas and groceries...I know damned well it doesn't total $4000!
Let's see (if I'm lucky) I make 1/2 of what you make, and you have the nerve to ask me if I can give you $100!!!
I'm not upset that you asked me, but I'm pissed that you lied to me about the reason why!
You constantly complain about not having enough money. I can't fathom what you spend your money on!
Let this be a lesson to start saving your money and stop spending it on whatever the hell you're buying!
Me!
Your lies are ridiculous! Do you know how pathetic it is when you lie to me, and think I don't know the truth?!
You make over $50k a year
- You do NOT have a mortgage payment, you do have a rent payment and the money you get from your ex-husbands retirement covers your rent payment!
- You do NOT have children to support!
- You do NOT have parents you have to support
- You do not have any addictions such as smoking, drugs, etc.,
- You have a $300 car payment, a phone payment, insurance, gas/electric bills, Internet bill, gas and groceries...I know damned well it doesn't total $4000!
Let's see (if I'm lucky) I make 1/2 of what you make, and you have the nerve to ask me if I can give you $100!!!
I'm not upset that you asked me, but I'm pissed that you lied to me about the reason why!
You constantly complain about not having enough money. I can't fathom what you spend your money on!
Let this be a lesson to start saving your money and stop spending it on whatever the hell you're buying!
Me!
MSH2
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Dear humans,
Fuck off, Fuck right off and stop with the eye watering headache inducing stupidity.
Just because I work on the other end of the phone doesnt mean I;m some sort of machine. and if you phone an expert on a helpline, dont spend twenty minutes arguing with the advice, If yoiu know exactly what you're doing, dont fucking phone me
In short, go fuck yourselves.
Me
PS film the results, if they look good, send me the link
Fuck off, Fuck right off and stop with the eye watering headache inducing stupidity.
Just because I work on the other end of the phone doesnt mean I;m some sort of machine. and if you phone an expert on a helpline, dont spend twenty minutes arguing with the advice, If yoiu know exactly what you're doing, dont fucking phone me
In short, go fuck yourselves.
Me
PS film the results, if they look good, send me the link
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elli1
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Dear humans,
Fuck off, Fuck right off and stop with the eye watering headache inducing stupidity.
Just because I work on the other end of the phone doesnt mean I;m some sort of machine. and if you phone an expert on a helpline, dont spend twenty minutes arguing with the advice, If yoiu know exactly what you're doing, dont fucking phone me
In short, go fuck yourselves.
Me
PS film the results, if they look good, send me the link
*hugs*
INeedLove
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BradBigBrain
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Dear Tumblrs,
Yes, I like you boobie posts reblogs and the gifs of girls getting fucked with monster cocks. I like that there are people who enjoy rough sex.
However...
Could you please be a little bit more interesting? Does it have to be all fucking all the time? Post something else for cryin' out loud. Mix a bit of your cloying love and quotes about the love for your Mister with some art - music, a picture of your favorite actor, a nature photo, your dog or cat. Something! Anything!
Sheesh.
Thanks,
~ me
Yes, I like you boobie posts reblogs and the gifs of girls getting fucked with monster cocks. I like that there are people who enjoy rough sex.
However...
Could you please be a little bit more interesting? Does it have to be all fucking all the time? Post something else for cryin' out loud. Mix a bit of your cloying love and quotes about the love for your Mister with some art - music, a picture of your favorite actor, a nature photo, your dog or cat. Something! Anything!
Sheesh.
Thanks,
~ me
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BradBigBrain
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There are channels? Hmmm....
lakesailer_mi
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Dear Mother Nature,
I'll tell you what, I promise I'll be happy if you leave the weather as damp, gray and warmish, and if you call off this impending storm.
If you don't call off the storm, I'm going to back to using Chiffon Margarine!
Remember how pissed that made you? Well, if I'm getting the "wrath" I might as well get the "fooling mother nature."
Signed,
But this vacation has been keeping me going for two months and if you fuck it up Bitch, I'm going to be pissed as hell!
I'll tell you what, I promise I'll be happy if you leave the weather as damp, gray and warmish, and if you call off this impending storm.
If you don't call off the storm, I'm going to back to using Chiffon Margarine!
Remember how pissed that made you? Well, if I'm getting the "wrath" I might as well get the "fooling mother nature."
Signed,
But this vacation has been keeping me going for two months and if you fuck it up Bitch, I'm going to be pissed as hell!
RoyceConnors
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Dear letter from the court saying my divorce is granted. I have a life to live again, happily this time, lol. 
BlueEyedGent
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Dear Woman at the Breakfast Seminar Today,
You were rude, obnoxious, and oh so not a lady.
Shame on you!
You were rude, obnoxious, and oh so not a lady.
Shame on you!
beachbaby179
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Dear letter from the court saying my divorce is granted. I have a life to live again, happily this time, lol.
Ummmm. Congratulations. Lord (and the courts) willing, I'm right behind you!
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Dear You
I kinda want you
Love, me
I kinda want you
Love, me
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Dear Alfalfa,
Take that back or I'll bite your nutsack.
Petey
Take that back or I'll bite your nutsack.
Petey
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Dear Fellow Litsters
do not attempt Buckwheat
Love, B_B
do not attempt Buckwheat
Love, B_B
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