TongueLust
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TongueLust
Bruja-Hija De Yemaya
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Dear Back,
Don't start your shit.
Signed,
Exhausted
Don't start your shit.
Signed,
Exhausted
averagesizeguy
I'm proportional!
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Dear Georgia Weather,
Make up your FUCKING mind.
-Where Did 70°s Go?
Make up your FUCKING mind.
-Where Did 70°s Go?
Dear Who-fucking Ever,
Thanks for everything these last few years - I have been so well blessed , I don't know where to start but I'll try,
Myself and my Mother really appreciate the Alzheimers - she is a shell of her former self and I'm totally knackered caring for her.
Thanks for the ex-wife who screwed me over time and again and now seems to think she's entitled to some of anything else.
But the real joker in the pack is my partner's bi-polarity disorder - never knowing what I will face each day.
How about just killing me off and ending it all in one fucking go,
Don't give a fuck anymore Litster,
Thanks for everything these last few years - I have been so well blessed , I don't know where to start but I'll try,
Myself and my Mother really appreciate the Alzheimers - she is a shell of her former self and I'm totally knackered caring for her.
Thanks for the ex-wife who screwed me over time and again and now seems to think she's entitled to some of anything else.
But the real joker in the pack is my partner's bi-polarity disorder - never knowing what I will face each day.
How about just killing me off and ending it all in one fucking go,
Don't give a fuck anymore Litster,
IhateClowns
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Dear Gift Bag Creator,
I just want to personally thank you for sparsing up old sandwich bags so us fundamentally gift wrap challenged folks have a less stressful way of giving gifts. The holidays are stressful enough, but add in having to wrap any gift that is not a perfect square just adds undue pain and suffering.
By the time I am done wrapping a gift I need more bandaids than tape that I used to wrap the damn thing. It shouldn't take half a roll of wrapping paper to wrap a jewelry box. Yet somehow by the time I am done I can put the thing in the oven at 350 degrees for 30 minutes and it still not burn through all the layers of paper and tape. It literally takes someone 10 minutes to unwrap a gift I give them. It's like unwrapping a CD times about 10.
So thank you once again. Just having to open a bag, place said gift in the bag, and then shove a wad of tissue inside it is a much more pleasant experience.
~Paper Cuts Suck
I just want to personally thank you for sparsing up old sandwich bags so us fundamentally gift wrap challenged folks have a less stressful way of giving gifts. The holidays are stressful enough, but add in having to wrap any gift that is not a perfect square just adds undue pain and suffering.
By the time I am done wrapping a gift I need more bandaids than tape that I used to wrap the damn thing. It shouldn't take half a roll of wrapping paper to wrap a jewelry box. Yet somehow by the time I am done I can put the thing in the oven at 350 degrees for 30 minutes and it still not burn through all the layers of paper and tape. It literally takes someone 10 minutes to unwrap a gift I give them. It's like unwrapping a CD times about 10.
So thank you once again. Just having to open a bag, place said gift in the bag, and then shove a wad of tissue inside it is a much more pleasant experience.
~Paper Cuts Suck
Dear brother in law-
thank you so much for buying a bottle of my favorite local wine today. I'm really enjoying this 2nd glass of it. I now forgive your 7 month old son for waking us up at 5 am. Thanks also for your service to our country that had you away from us all but a handful of holidays over the last 12 years. I'm glad you are with us after your long deployment this year. Merry Christmas!
Love always,
The lady sleeping with your brother since 1991
thank you so much for buying a bottle of my favorite local wine today. I'm really enjoying this 2nd glass of it. I now forgive your 7 month old son for waking us up at 5 am. Thanks also for your service to our country that had you away from us all but a handful of holidays over the last 12 years. I'm glad you are with us after your long deployment this year. Merry Christmas!
Love always,
The lady sleeping with your brother since 1991
C
cliteatingman
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Dear you know who,
I am very sorry
CEM
I am very sorry
CEM
someoneyouknow
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Dear UPS,
I know your scheduled delivery date is Friday, Jan 2, but my package arrived at your local station at 4 AM this morning. You mean to tell me in the seven hours it was there you couldn't have put it with the other 3 packages you delivered to our office today?
It would have been nice if I could have given my present a run through tonight for possible use tomorrow, but like so many other things in my life, disappointment from others is something I've grown used to.
Waiting until Friday
I know your scheduled delivery date is Friday, Jan 2, but my package arrived at your local station at 4 AM this morning. You mean to tell me in the seven hours it was there you couldn't have put it with the other 3 packages you delivered to our office today?
It would have been nice if I could have given my present a run through tonight for possible use tomorrow, but like so many other things in my life, disappointment from others is something I've grown used to.
Waiting until Friday
Violetvixen1
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Dear 2015,
Please don't suck as hard as your little brother. I'm not sure I could take it.
Losing my mind slowly
Please don't suck as hard as your little brother. I'm not sure I could take it.
Losing my mind slowly
badjanus
Littlefoxes Daddy 🌹
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someoneyouknow
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Dear neighbor,
That cough you've had for the last 2 weeks or so sounds really good. Like TB good.
If you happen to have TB, please leave a note notifying those who come to pick up your carcass of this affliction so they can take appropriate measures.
Your neighbor
That cough you've had for the last 2 weeks or so sounds really good. Like TB good.
If you happen to have TB, please leave a note notifying those who come to pick up your carcass of this affliction so they can take appropriate measures.
Your neighbor
sunshinegirl05
Perfectly Imperfect
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Dear you,
I have no clue why.....except maybe I am scared? I am scared of failing, again. I am scared to disappoint you. I am scared that I won't be the person that you think I am.
I want to move forward though. I want to not use my past as a crutch. It actually makes me angry that because of the past, I am where I am now.
Over the past few days, months, I have had a lot to think about. I have a peace....and I hope that you are able to feel that. I don't feel like I can ask you to be patient with me....or even to that I have the right to ask you to stay.
But, as I always say, "there are always consequences....both good and bad....for everything we choose to do."
Hoping, believing, loving.......
Me.
I have no clue why.....except maybe I am scared? I am scared of failing, again. I am scared to disappoint you. I am scared that I won't be the person that you think I am.
I want to move forward though. I want to not use my past as a crutch. It actually makes me angry that because of the past, I am where I am now.
Over the past few days, months, I have had a lot to think about. I have a peace....and I hope that you are able to feel that. I don't feel like I can ask you to be patient with me....or even to that I have the right to ask you to stay.
But, as I always say, "there are always consequences....both good and bad....for everything we choose to do."
Hoping, believing, loving.......
Me.
wyshes
angelic lyttle devil
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Dear Dude...
After talking to you for a week. You honestly think i am going to buy you an Iphone for your birthday ??!!
Seriously if i was going to buy one for anyone it would be myself first...i work hard for my money !!
signed,
Tired of Stupid People
After talking to you for a week. You honestly think i am going to buy you an Iphone for your birthday ??!!
Seriously if i was going to buy one for anyone it would be myself first...i work hard for my money !!
signed,
Tired of Stupid People
ChainedUp
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This just made me laugh, proving you've never heard it all.
TongueLust
Bruja-Hija De Yemaya
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Dear ...
You confuse me with your ways sometimes.
Signed,
I get the hint.
You confuse me with your ways sometimes.
Signed,
I get the hint.
availableslave2u
naturally moist
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dear man sleeping in the recliner,
i'm going to get in the shower and make sure i'm all smooth and squeaky clean, then i'm going to put my puss right next to your face and hopefully wake you up. i am craving your cock. first in my mouth, then in my puss, then back in my mouth. damn, you have me moist already. can you smell it? maybe i should slide my fingers in and move them around, then put them under your nose. that will, hopefully, wake you up.
signed,
feeling kinky
i'm going to get in the shower and make sure i'm all smooth and squeaky clean, then i'm going to put my puss right next to your face and hopefully wake you up. i am craving your cock. first in my mouth, then in my puss, then back in my mouth. damn, you have me moist already. can you smell it? maybe i should slide my fingers in and move them around, then put them under your nose. that will, hopefully, wake you up.
signed,
feeling kinky
Sensualdreamer
~Queen of Tease~
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Dear "friend"
There are times I'm absolutely disgusted by your behavior. You gave a guy an ultimatum of "commit to me or it's over" and when the result was the latter choice you start "dating" multiple guys. I introduce you to a guy I adore - yet he's "too boring" for you. You talk smack about him to me and everyone else, yet your text messages to him -which he's shown me- reveal another side...hypocritical much?!?!
So the guy friend of mine is falling hard for you and lays it on the line that he "loves you".
You "care" so much about my friend that the following day you go sleep w/ some guy you've known for 11 days! Skank much?!?!
So this other random guy buys you jewelry as a Christmas gift and you chose to leave it on his nightstand b/c that's right "his dick was too small"
Not only did you refuse a gift he thoughtfully purchased, you also slept w/ the guy and you failed to tell this guy that you've got HERPES!
If I knew the guy I would tell him...I don't give a damn if he used a condom...only a bitch would risk another persons health!!!!
Oh and I'm expected to NOT tell my guy friend about your behavior...I regret introducing him to you.
Sadly he's friend zoned me b/c I'm too tall...yet you're his fantasy.
---WHY is it good women are shunned by guys where they fall for skank ass bitches like you?!?!?!
Better friend and lover than you could EVER be...me
There are times I'm absolutely disgusted by your behavior. You gave a guy an ultimatum of "commit to me or it's over" and when the result was the latter choice you start "dating" multiple guys. I introduce you to a guy I adore - yet he's "too boring" for you. You talk smack about him to me and everyone else, yet your text messages to him -which he's shown me- reveal another side...hypocritical much?!?!
So the guy friend of mine is falling hard for you and lays it on the line that he "loves you".
You "care" so much about my friend that the following day you go sleep w/ some guy you've known for 11 days! Skank much?!?!
So this other random guy buys you jewelry as a Christmas gift and you chose to leave it on his nightstand b/c that's right "his dick was too small"
Not only did you refuse a gift he thoughtfully purchased, you also slept w/ the guy and you failed to tell this guy that you've got HERPES!
If I knew the guy I would tell him...I don't give a damn if he used a condom...only a bitch would risk another persons health!!!!
Oh and I'm expected to NOT tell my guy friend about your behavior...I regret introducing him to you.
Sadly he's friend zoned me b/c I'm too tall...yet you're his fantasy.
---WHY is it good women are shunned by guys where they fall for skank ass bitches like you?!?!?!
Better friend and lover than you could EVER be...me
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availableslave2u
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dear brother,
your comments this weekend were beyond hurtful. you caused great stress between my man and i. although we always get along, we got into a huge fight. i hope you're satisfied with yourself.
don't be shocked when you're not invited to the wedding. we don't need your bullshit mental games.
i'm a great person and you're missing out.
signed,
your disgusted sister
your comments this weekend were beyond hurtful. you caused great stress between my man and i. although we always get along, we got into a huge fight. i hope you're satisfied with yourself.
don't be shocked when you're not invited to the wedding. we don't need your bullshit mental games.
i'm a great person and you're missing out.
signed,
your disgusted sister
IhateClowns
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Dear Shark Tank,
As soon as you have someone pitch am invention on how to get dog poo out of the read of your sneakers easily buy in fast because I will be buying that product as soon as it hits the shelves. The stick method doesn't work without getting flying poo shrapnel on you some where else.
Signed,
Not good at watching out for land mines.
As soon as you have someone pitch am invention on how to get dog poo out of the read of your sneakers easily buy in fast because I will be buying that product as soon as it hits the shelves. The stick method doesn't work without getting flying poo shrapnel on you some where else.
Signed,
Not good at watching out for land mines.
lakesailer_mi
Sailing
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Dear "friend"
---WHY is it good women are shunned by guys where they fall for skank ass bitches like you?!?!?!
Better friend and lover than you could EVER be...me
I don't know the answer to this question, but it's a good one. And it's not just men shunning good women. If you think about it, this woman is also shunning good men.
You're beautiful, and I hope you find a great guy!
I'm sorry your brother was an asshole. I'm a brother, and sometimes I've made mistakes with my sister. You're right though, it's he who will miss out.
I laughed at "flying poo shrapnel" but I feel your pain.
Little_Sister
Shhh. I'm not really here
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Dear Crazy lady
12 texts in 4 minutes is a little obsessive.
Signed
Not responding on purpose.
12 texts in 4 minutes is a little obsessive.
Signed
Not responding on purpose.
lakesailer_mi
Sailing
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IhateClowns
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Dear Yoohoo,
What a vile drink you are. I remember drinking you up when I was a kid. So I decided to buy one today on a whim. You are like watered down chocolate milk. I am so disappointed in myself as a kid because I liked you so much and you taste like caca.
Signed,
Tummy rumbles.
What a vile drink you are. I remember drinking you up when I was a kid. So I decided to buy one today on a whim. You are like watered down chocolate milk. I am so disappointed in myself as a kid because I liked you so much and you taste like caca.
Signed,
Tummy rumbles.
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