Dear X

Someday you'll have kids and you'll understand just how conflicting it is to realize that the kid who used to babysit my oldest child is now old enough to be just as pervy as me and wants to perv on me. In the meantime... thanks, glad to know I'm still hot. My husband is having a blasts watching my brain twitch. And you're plenty hot, so flirt all you want ;-)

You go girl :D:devil:
 
Dear Son,

This morning I woke up to the worse news possible. It is every parents worse nightmare come true. I sat by your bed and watched you sleep and thought of every way to tell you that two of your classmates were killed and one was seriously injured. As I sat there I was thankful you were tired after your game and decided to stay home. I am not a fool buddy. D and I know you would have been at that party too.

I have tried to wrap my head around this all day. I know you think I am suppose to have the answers but honey I don't. We as human beings do stupid things and we learn from our stupid mistakes. I can't answer why don't these girls get to learn from this mistake. Only God has the answers we are looking for. But we can learn from their accident and I have preached to you and your siblings many times. Never get behind the wheel or in with anyone who has been drinking.
You have always been told to call. No questions asked.

The next few weeks....months....year is going to be hard.. roaming the halls and not seeing her bright smile. Not hearing her lay on the horn when she drives by the house to wake you up. No more stealing food off her tray at lunch so she doesn't get fat. And I understand it will be hard to walk into the family restaurant and not give her a hard time.
Just remember Sandman and I are right here with you. This is a walk we will travel together.

We love you and will miss her too.
M&D

To everyone reading my ramble. Tonight give your teenagers a tight hug and tell them you love then. Always remember life can change at the blink of an eye.
 
You're right. Parents worst nightmare. And it can happen to any of us. Nobody is immune. I'm sorry you all have to go through this.
 
Dear Son,

This morning I woke up to the worse news possible. It is every parents worse nightmare come true. I sat by your bed and watched you sleep and thought of every way to tell you that two of your classmates were killed and one was seriously injured. As I sat there I was thankful you were tired after your game and decided to stay home. I am not a fool buddy. D and I know you would have been at that party too.

I have tried to wrap my head around this all day. I know you think I am suppose to have the answers but honey I don't. We as human beings do stupid things and we learn from our stupid mistakes. I can't answer why don't these girls get to learn from this mistake. Only God has the answers we are looking for. But we can learn from their accident and I have preached to you and your siblings many times. Never get behind the wheel or in with anyone who has been drinking.
You have always been told to call. No questions asked.

The next few weeks....months....year is going to be hard.. roaming the halls and not seeing her bright smile. Not hearing her lay on the horn when she drives by the house to wake you up. No more stealing food off her tray at lunch so she doesn't get fat. And I understand it will be hard to walk into the family restaurant and not give her a hard time.
Just remember Sandman and I are right here with you. This is a walk we will travel together.

We love you and will miss her too.
M&D

To everyone reading my ramble. Tonight give your teenagers a tight hug and tell them you love then. Always remember life can change at the blink of an eye.

:heart::rose:
 
Dear Son,

This morning I woke up to the worse news possible. It is every parents worse nightmare come true. I sat by your bed and watched you sleep and thought of every way to tell you that two of your classmates were killed and one was seriously injured. As I sat there I was thankful you were tired after your game and decided to stay home. I am not a fool buddy. D and I know you would have been at that party too.

I have tried to wrap my head around this all day. I know you think I am suppose to have the answers but honey I don't. We as human beings do stupid things and we learn from our stupid mistakes. I can't answer why don't these girls get to learn from this mistake. Only God has the answers we are looking for. But we can learn from their accident and I have preached to you and your siblings many times. Never get behind the wheel or in with anyone who has been drinking.
You have always been told to call. No questions asked.

The next few weeks....months....year is going to be hard.. roaming the halls and not seeing her bright smile. Not hearing her lay on the horn when she drives by the house to wake you up. No more stealing food off her tray at lunch so she doesn't get fat. And I understand it will be hard to walk into the family restaurant and not give her a hard time.
Just remember Sandman and I are right here with you. This is a walk we will travel together.

We love you and will miss her too.
M&D

To everyone reading my ramble. Tonight give your teenagers a tight hug and tell them you love then. Always remember life can change at the blink of an eye.
This.. this is the reason I never allowed my son to leave the house without telling him I loved him.

{{hugs}} Mom! I cannot even imagine.
 
This.. this is the reason I never allowed my son to leave the house without telling him I loved him.

{{hugs}} Mom! I cannot even imagine.

Thanks newbie. I have always been the mom that gets that last hug before they leave and a "to the moon." Before we hang up from a phone conversation.
 
Dear Son,

This morning I woke up to the worse news possible. It is every parents worse nightmare come true. I sat by your bed and watched you sleep and thought of every way to tell you that two of your classmates were killed and one was seriously injured. As I sat there I was thankful you were tired after your game and decided to stay home. I am not a fool buddy. D and I know you would have been at that party too.

I have tried to wrap my head around this all day. I know you think I am suppose to have the answers but honey I don't. We as human beings do stupid things and we learn from our stupid mistakes. I can't answer why don't these girls get to learn from this mistake. Only God has the answers we are looking for. But we can learn from their accident and I have preached to you and your siblings many times. Never get behind the wheel or in with anyone who has been drinking.
You have always been told to call. No questions asked.

The next few weeks....months....year is going to be hard.. roaming the halls and not seeing her bright smile. Not hearing her lay on the horn when she drives by the house to wake you up. No more stealing food off her tray at lunch so she doesn't get fat. And I understand it will be hard to walk into the family restaurant and not give her a hard time.
Just remember Sandman and I are right here with you. This is a walk we will travel together.

We love you and will miss her too.
M&D

To everyone reading my ramble. Tonight give your teenagers a tight hug and tell them you love then. Always remember life can change at the blink of an eye.

To all parents and those who will be one day. Everyday in the child's life is precious. We as parents all have had the nightmare of our child passing before us. Daily we pray for them to be safe.
Hug them and tell them you love them daily.
I'm sorry for the tragic loss that has occurred honey. Know that your love and mine will surround them daily.
:kiss:
 
Dear Son,

This morning I woke up to the worse news possible. It is every parents worse nightmare come true. I sat by your bed and watched you sleep and thought of every way to tell you that two of your classmates were killed and one was seriously injured. As I sat there I was thankful you were tired after your game and decided to stay home. I am not a fool buddy. D and I know you would have been at that party too.

I have tried to wrap my head around this all day. I know you think I am suppose to have the answers but honey I don't. We as human beings do stupid things and we learn from our stupid mistakes. I can't answer why don't these girls get to learn from this mistake. Only God has the answers we are looking for. But we can learn from their accident and I have preached to you and your siblings many times. Never get behind the wheel or in with anyone who has been drinking.
You have always been told to call. No questions asked.

The next few weeks....months....year is going to be hard.. roaming the halls and not seeing her bright smile. Not hearing her lay on the horn when she drives by the house to wake you up. No more stealing food off her tray at lunch so she doesn't get fat. And I understand it will be hard to walk into the family restaurant and not give her a hard time.
Just remember Sandman and I are right here with you. This is a walk we will travel together.

We love you and will miss her too.
M&D

To everyone reading my ramble. Tonight give your teenagers a tight hug and tell them you love then. Always remember life can change at the blink of an eye.


* hugs *
 
Dear Lu Lu,

You are such a wonderful, beautiful, and strong woman.

I LOVE how brave and confident you are.

You are not easily swayed, I am so proud of you.

:heart:
 
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Dear my GOW lurker :

Now you see more clearer the picture that explains some of my naughty side.
Sadly I don't tip the scales here. 😹😩
 
Dear dumbass poster,

When you're responsible for the safety and sexurity of tens of thousands of people, you don't wait for something to happen then react. You have plans in place in case scenario A, B or C happens so you're not running around like an idiot trying to figure out what to do.

The caution the stadium is exhibiting is not because the game can be played in any weather, it's because the storms which will roll in could contain lightning. You know lightning, that stuff which just loves to meet up with metal, such as the several thousand pounds of it sitting in an open field wirh people sitting on it.

It's not being dramatic, it's common sense, something you obviously have none of since every time such a story comes out you always whine about people making a big deal when they talk about contingency plans. Are you channeling George Bush and ignoring six months of daily warnings of an impending attack?

Living with idiots will kill me yet
 
Dear Sperm Donor:

It's been a peaceful 15 months without you in it. You claim that you needed time to get yourself together. Really? You're going to constantly be a piece of work and selfishness. Nothing has changed with you.

You know what has changed a lot in 15 months? The sweet little girl sleeping in the room next to mine. She is constantly growing and learning and recently started kindergarten. She's smart, outgoing and friendly. And I am proud of her and the sweet little lady she has become. And according to many people, they tell me I should be proud of myself for being a good mom. I'm not perfect, I lose my cool sometimes. But don't dare think you can make a call and become super-dad. She's young and doesn't know what a douche you turned into.

I will do what I'm legally required to do and nothing more. Personally, I'd prefer not to hear from you or see you again. I wish you no harm. I just prefer the peaceful and drama free life I've been living. I wish you'd just leave us alone and pray that you don't fuck with her emotions. Don't continue with your bullshit and false promises. Cuz another 15 months could go by and I'll be stuck trying to explain why you don't call or send a card or attempt to visit. You break her heart and there will be hell to pay.
 
Dear man who gave me tomatoes free of charge,

Thanks, what a nice thing to do! You made my day.

Sincerely,
A shopper with a smile
 
Dear friend

You have meant a lot to me, you have seen me through some challenging times this year and you have been a rock to cling to and a constant source of strength and comfort. I can't believe it's been 9 months ...it's my turn to be the rock now, thank you for letting me and trusting in my strength to do so.
 
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Dear female painter,

I try not to be "that guy", the one you no doubt encounter on a daily basis, but when I'm on my lunchtime power walk and round the corner of the building to see you 8 feet in the air on a ladder, you make it very diffcult not to be that guy when your shorts are snuggly conforming to your wonderfully defined ass. It doesn't help that your athletic body is just as nice to view.

Even worse, your friend/partner/whatever wearing her t-shirt which does an equally admirable job outlining what appear to be very nice breasts also can make life difficult.

What I'm trying to say is, please don't stop. Seeing one or both of you on my walk is the absolute highlight of my day, for as pathetic as it sounds. Nothing enlivens the spirit more than catching sight of an attractive woman, even if only for a few brief moments, and while I will look, I will do my best not to be "that guy".

Walker (not a Texas Ranger)
 
Dear X,

I miss you lots and probably more than you know. I'm very sad our food porn days came to an end but I was so happy to share, stare, and drool over our creations. (More like over your creations.) You're a great human being and friend. I'm a better person having gotten to know you.

Love,
L
 
Dear Self,

How is it possible to lose so much hair every time you take a shower yet still have the full, thick mass on top of your head? There's enough hair in the tub to make a mouse yet you never seem to run out. How does that work?

Something for the ladies to grab on to
 
Dear customers,

When you walk into a grocery store the first thing you do not do is stop dead center of the doorway so no one else can pass.

Want to plow you over
 
Dear friend

I adore you in many ways. You're a source of encouragement, you've helped me in so many ways, and I'm truly thankful for our friendship. There are times I am hurt by you tho. It's stuff like you sharing about your dates. Well good for you. I don't care. I don't give a damn. I'm sick of hearing about your dates. Your date life doesn't factor into what I find important in my life.
I find it sad how at one point you complained about another friend of yours blabbering about her boyfriend, how it hurt you, and now you're doing the same thing to me. Don't you think it hurts me? Don't you think I get hurt when you have multiple guys who want to date you but you snub them b/c they're shorter than 6 foot, they're bald, etc., those are guys I would likely enjoy dating but they find you attractive...not me.
The truly sad part in all of this...you shun guys for stuff they have no control over (height, baldness, etc.,) but yet you yourself have admitted there is something about you which can't be changed and when guys find out they dump you. Gee how utterly hypocritical...hmm?!

Essentially you keep friend zoning the good guys - even a guy friend of mine who is someone I care about and I chanced introducing you to him, and why...only so you can friend zone him and play the field while looking for your dream guy? I wish I hadn't introduced you to him...he deserves someone who cares about him -someone like me- sadly I'm in his friend zone b/c I'm too damned tall aka not his type :(
 
Dear Twat Waffle,

Hey, it sounded like a good name to call you. I had plenty of other names too. I can't wait to kick your condescending ass to the curb.

Signed,

Me
 
Dear Twat Waffle,

Hey, it sounded like a good name to call you. I had plenty of other names too. I can't wait to kick your condescending ass to the curb.

Signed,

Me

Dear you,

I'm sowwy!!!! I will be nice from now on!

Hopes I'm Not a TW
 
Dear you,

I'm sowwy!!!! I will be nice from now on!

Hopes I'm Not a TW

Dear so not the TW,

Unless you're male...live in this house....and well....are a pompous jerk...then I think you have nothing to worry about!

:D
 
Dear medical condition,

Please do not flare up again for a few weeks. It's been a shitty summer and I need some peace and quiet. Just for a while. K?

Thanks.

Signed,

Sick and tired of this crap.
 
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