Dear X

[newbiebabe]

Dear X,

Seriously, you could complicate walking in a circle!

signed,
Refusing to let you drive me crazy

 

[blulilacgrl]

Dear X,

On second thought.. not worth it.

signed,
So glad I don't have to deal with you anymore

 

[may_I_please]

Dear sleep

Come back. I forgive you!

Signed
Quivering mess

 

[availableslave2u]

dear sister,
i hope, after our talk today, that you realize i won't play your mental mind games any longer. you have made your decision, i have made mine. good luck to you, you ignorant bitch from hell.
signed,
it feels so good not to care.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Consulting Staffing Firm,

Thank you for your form letter today asking me to keep my resume up to date and telling me how great you are at putting people together with your clients.

I sent you a note back and I hope you read between the lines of what I said and what I really said.

What I said was, "blah blah blah" and "yada yada yada."

What I meant was, "Fuck off, fuck you, and I'm not fucking interested in working for a consulting company ever again. I would rather say, "Would you want fries with that shake?" every few minutes of every day than the bullshit I'd have to spew working for you.

I hope you got that message.

Thanks,
~ me

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear interviewer

There should be a law against telling an applicant that they are a "perfect fit" for a position and then sending them a rejection letter
You don't understand how much rejection has taken a toll on me. I'm a competent typist, I'm skilled w/ most software programs, I'm a hybrid that can switch from the admin side to customer service, and yet for some asinine reason I'm not good enough for you. That's fine...you showed your ignorance by rejecting the best you could've had.

Has ethics, and integrity...me.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear (former) employer

Tomorrow you'll be receiving my resignation. The last nine months have been a living hell. I accomplished nothing, largely b/c I was out of my element and you insisted on me sticking to one area. You bitched at me when I didn't know certain things, but also failed to train me to where I would know those things. It's not my fault you're an incapable manager. You made sure that I worked 13 days straight and would only get 1 day off...regardless I continued on. You then cut my hours to 8 hours a week. Congratulations asshole you are finally getting what you set out to achieve...I quit!
I don't have much in life, but I have my name and there is no way in hell that I want my name attached to this crap ass place.

Good luck w/ the schedule...I won't miss my schedule changing every damned day...Me

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear X,

When your message showed up in my email, and then the message showed up in my FB inbox (under other), I didn't really think anything of it. But, then after talking to you...and hearing how you were looking for me for over a year....and that you missed me and that you still wanted me, etc.....I have to say, I am a tad creeped out.

After I told you that I had changed in the last 4 years, and that I have no time for games with you, you still continued. I had hoped that maybe you had grown up and we could converse back and forth like adults...not an adult with a kid.

If this is how you talk to your wife, then I am not surprised that you and her have issues. Grow up.

 

[damselfly_]

Dear Mine,

I miss kissing you whenever I want.

Love,
Yours

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear lab tech,

Thank you for not hurting me..... too badly

Signed,

Needles scare me

 

[elli1]

Dear X,

just go away and don't come back.

 

[jackflash81]

Dear 2004,

I don't think I will ever fully let you go, thank you for everything you taught me and helping make me the person I am.

I will never forget you

Warmest regards,

A better person thanks to you.

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear perverts,

I just bought a new toy box.
It's all wooden and carved and lovely.

I'm going to go and stroke it for a bit now....

Luffs you long-time,
Alice xoxo

 

[pfflyerhot]

Dear Litster,
Happy Birthday. I hope you're still alive and well.

 

[cowslinger64]

Dear Litster,
Happy Birthday. I hope you're still alive and well.

Dear Litster..

I am. Thank you.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear used restaurant equipment store,

Thank you for selling me those used insulated stainless steel coffee urns for $25 apiece.

 

[flirtygirly]

Dear X:

My heart is aching with sadness and helplessness at the grief you are dealing with. It will be hard, but I shall respect your wishes and give you the space you have requested. All I really wanna do is hold you close and feel you next to me. I wish I could do something, anything for you. Miss you & love you.

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear X,

I'm not sure what you thought you were doing earlier today, but here you are popping the Tums and going on about how bad you feel. I have one thing to say to you... I am not going down that road and playing these games with you again.

I don't deserve to be treated that way and I refuse to continue to allow it.

Don't even think about it!

 

[someoneyouknow]

Dear woman riding her bike,

It was a nice day to ride home after work, wasn't it? However, if I may offer a small bit of advice, you might want to be aware of how short a skirt you wear. Depending on how high your knee comes up, people might get an unexpected look.

Just sayin.

Trying not to wreck the car

 

[TongueLust]

Dear ...

I love you.

Signed,

That is all.

 

[TongueLust]

Woosah

 

[luv1]

Dear bed nob
My knee likes to thank you for the attention you gave it. But thinks your a fekin jerk and does not want to meet you again.

Signed
Ouch you fekin feka!!!

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear guy at the club...

Yeah it's kinda awkward to have a guy that I don't know come up to me and start grinding on me. I understand you were a bit drunk, and I'm sure you didn't mind when I pinched your ass either oh and for the record you're not my type but your ass was cute

Thanks for buying me the shots...and what a shame you didn't get as lucky as you wanted

Me

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear guy friend I introduced to a girl friend of mine

When I introduced you to my friend it was b/c I thought you were a great match to her. I know you have custody of your kids, I know you are busy w/ college, I know you work, but even more you are a great person...but it is NOT okay to ask someone (you barely know) on a date, and tell her a certain time and then show up nearly an hour late w/ the excuse of "I was chopping down trees" wtf WHO does that?!?! C'mon at least you might have remembered "hot date, she's gorgeous don't wanna be late" but no some sappy elm tree was more important...I wanna smack you, but only b/c I care about you.

Me.

 

[red_lynn]

Dear Hot Young Army Captain

Someday you'll have kids and you'll understand just how conflicting it is to realize that the kid who used to babysit my oldest child is now old enough to be just as pervy as me and wants to perv on me. In the meantime... thanks, glad to know I'm still hot. My husband is having a blasts watching my brain twitch. And you're plenty hot, so flirt all you want ;-)