Dear X

[Tallulah82]

I have only recently began to hate men. Not all men. Just the ones who played the long game and I finally trusted them. Too bad we can't put literal red flags on heads. lol

I don't hate men but I respect your right to feel what you feel and express them in the way you choose.

And the problem with too many red flags being displayed is that it can be too easily mistaken for a carnival. Just eat the cotton candy and don't go on the rides, ok?

FFS - editing spelling mistakes. Ones not deliberately written. Eejit.

 

[Apisto42]

Very well stated. This is my escape from the real world I deal with every depressing day of her cancerous world.

Yep. It was my outlet too.

 

[Tallulah82]

I don't have a PhD

Sooooooo many jokes - so obvious, so corny, so rude... I shall not say one!

But I will say fuck the academic side of this. Having qualifications doesn't mean opinions are more importanter or realer.

Women can say all the shit they want. Men can say all the shit they want. And together we'll be the shittest!

 

[MrPimms]

Dear X,

Lived experience counts a lot when you consider life. Lived experience tells you the stories.

Me.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I don't hate men but I respect your right to feel what you feel and express them in they way you choose.

And the problem with too many red flags being displayed is that it can be too easily mistaken for a carnival. Just eat the cotton candy and don't go on the rides, ok?

Dear X,
There's cotton candy?!?!??
Gimme!
Please

 

[EyesOnHers]

Dear Wonderful Wordster,

Wanna meet up with a dappy, DataDemon?

Our babies would rule the world!

Signed

DataDemon

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear X,
There's cotton candy?!?!??
Gimme!
Please

Technically, it's called candyfloss but I was pandering to your version. And it doesn't come on a stick, it comes in a sealed clear bag that once opened, you MUST consume within the hour or else forever regret your sensible lack of gluttony.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Technically, it's called candyfloss but I was pandering to your version. And it doesn't come on a stick, it comes in a sealed clear bag that once opened, you MUST consume within the hour or else forever regret your sensible lack of gluttony.

#noregerts

 

[EyesOnHers]

Technically, it's called candyfloss but I was pandering to your version. And it doesn't come on a stick, it comes in a sealed clear bag that once opened, you MUST consume within the hour or else forever regret your sensible lack of gluttony.

Or just hold the thing for your kid. Definitely not eating it as you have been told.
But knowing it will end up in the bin if you don't because they are now full of burgers and haribo

 

[Cogan]

Women can say all the shit they want. Men can say all the shit they want. And together we'll be the shittest!

That would be a huge pile of shit!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Dear World,

You can have my share of cotton candy (and candy floss). I still haven't gotten over the disappointment from childhood and it will be forever banned from my life.

Signed,

GiveMeSubstantiveSweets

 

[EyesOnHers]

Dear GiveMeSubstantiveSweets,

I am already holding onto my kiddo's bag of candy floss, plus a couple of random kiddies' bags who thought I was designated candy floss holder for the night.

But for you, I'll try and remember who's is whos, hold them all in the same hand and go and grab you a burger with all the works

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I have been on Lit too long. I read that as "butt crack".

 

[EyesOnHers]

I have been on Lit too long. I read that as "butt crack".

Dear butt crack reader

I scrolled up, I can't find what you mean.

Do you need cheese?
Here, have this unopened Port Salut.

Signed moi

 

[TheMrBurns]

Dear Candy Flossers and Cotton Candiers,

I can literally feel my tongue go raw at the merest thought of placing that vile substance in my mouth proving once again that the only drawback to having a good imagination is having a good imagination

Salivating at Phantom Pain

 

[EyesOnHers]

I have been on Lit too long. I read that as "butt crack".

Dear X,

I have now found the post.
I feel I gave up my cheese a bit to readily.

Signed,
Someone who would like some Port Salut back if poss

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Dear X,

I have now found the post.
I feel I gave up my cheese a bit to readily.

Signed,
Someone who would like some Port Salut back if poss

Dear X,

What's worse than someone not giving you cheese? Someone yanking it out of your cold, dead hands.

JK, I haven't tried that cheese, so I'll smell it and if it's not vomitous smelling, I'll take a small piece to try it and hand back.

Trying to Behave and Be Nice, but it's Killing me when it's about Cheese,
Me

 

[EyesOnHers]

Dear trying to behave about cheese,

You need to try Port Salut.
It is like a cross between mild cheddar, edam and brie. Squishy, creamy heaven.

I sincerely regret my words about asking to take some back.
I will buy more, and some crackers and some silverskin mimi pickled onions.
And some boursin
And some brie,
And some red Leicester,
And some parma ham.

Let's go find that happy cheese coma!

Cheesy treat bringer

 

[Cat]

Dear Cheese party beauties,

Got room for one more?
I will bring the French goat cheeses, they are mild and with extra umami.
And a tray of grapes and figs.

Sincerely,
The third lady in the cheese aisle.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Dear Cheese Connoisseurs

A Swiss Fondue or some grilled Halloumi would go down a treat as a main course before hand…

Signed
An innocent cheese lover

 

[EyesOnHers]

Dear Cheese party beauties,

Got room for one more?
I will bring the French goat cheeses, they are mild and with extra umami.
And a tray of grapes and figs.

Sincerely,
The third lady in the cheese aisle.

Dear Lady in the cheese aisle,

I clocked your basket of delicious cheeses and cheese accompaniments.

Your taste is impeccable

Shall we grab a baguette too (sometimes I just need brie smeared on baguette)!
And maybe some bits for a green leaf salad? Italian dressing with it?

Sincerely,
The lady who really wants you to come to the cheese fest

 

[EyesOnHers]

Dear Cheese Connoisseurs

A Swiss Fondue or some grilled Halloumi would go down a treat as a main course before hand…

Signed
An innocent cheese lover

Dear innocent cheese lover,

Yes, a fondue
Yes, grilled halloumi
Any chance you can do salted sweet potato fries too

Signed,
Overthinking it but needing a cheese night

 

[cheekygirl75]

Dear cheese partiers,

I’m starving! Any room for one more? I’ll bring the wine and chocolate! And some queso dip and chips.

Signed,
Didn’t plan food well today

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Any chance you can do salted sweet potato fries too

Now I am craving sweet potato fries. I think the air fryer is going to be put to work tonight.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Dear innocent cheese lover,

Yes, a fondue
Yes, grilled halloumi
Any chance you can do salted sweet potato fries too

Signed,
Overthinking it but needing a cheese night

Dear Overthinking it but needing a cheese night

Salted Sweet Potato Fries can be arranged if the Playground Cheese Night goes ahead but you might need some Raclette too.

The question is Grated Parmesan on top of the fries or is it too much?

Signed
Curious about cheese quantity