Dear X

[JennyNo1]

Dear you,
I'm pretty sure I willl regret this, but darn, you're just too irresistible!
Old enough to know better

 

[LadyVer]

Dear anti-virals,

You don't suck, but the virus sure does. I'll be glad when I look and feel normal again. F you and the crappy immune rider you rode in on.

Sincerely,
Minnie

BTW, if this is the thread where IHC said he's going to be a daddy, Congrats, IHC! Yes, fear is part of the package. You'll do fine.

 

[ga400us]

Dear Son or Daughter,

While I anxiously await your arrival please realize i am scared as hell. The wife and I have been through a lot. Just know that we will do our best to provide for you. All I ask is that you do not sap her sex drive and for God's sake never find this site.

Thanks

Congratulations! Welcome to the toughest job you'll ever love. There are no manuals, no help buttons but there is a support group.

 

[Celticcock]

Dear x

You like me this way

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear man to whom I am legally bound...

I have loved and adored you for what seems an eternity...You have given me such a good life and beautiful treasures, the ability to see the world, and be exposed to so many cultures, experiences and amazing moments...

You are truly the most dignified, humble, outstanding, hard working, compassionate and do the right thing always kind of man...A gentleman among gentleman...always...I am so proud of you...those things will never change...

But honestly...the geographical distance is killing me...The length of time of it is killing me...years of it is too much and too grueling...You know how I feel....you feel the same....Yet nothing ever changes...There is more to life than career ...

I know you love me beyond...But I feel empty...

It is sad to have to pursue your own husband...I will no longer do so...It is your turn to pursue me...and make things right...

I love you though...

But I am too exhausted to make any more efforts...I am tapped out...

My focus now has to be elsewhere as you know now...

Love,

Single feeling woman...

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear pile of laundry,

Why do we always go through this....every week...twice...sometimes more. I wish you would be more considerate.....every time I do you, there's always more that magically appears.

I will do at least 3 of you today. Please...give me a break. That might be my daily limit.

Signed,

If only I had a magic wand (then you could be done as much as you needed)

 

[Edensgarden]

Dear If Only I Had A Magic Wand,

I have a Magic Wand. It doesn't get the laundry clean, but it sure keeps me happy between loads.

Signed,

Loads of Smiles

 

[someoneyouknow]

Dear Ladies of DC,

Many uber thanks for the hordes of you who decided to wear all manner of boots while I visited you yesterday. Boots with skirts, boots with jeans, boots with leggings, boots with hosiery, boots, boots, boots! I'm sure the multitude of cameras at the location I visited caught my every glance at those of you to whom my head nearly snapped about.

A special shout out goes to the young lady (god, does that make me feel old) who had on the most classic of outfits, a white shirt with a black skirt and black boots. Damn girl, you be fine!!!

And, as always, to the asian ladies who never fail to catch my eye, particularly the one with her friends who listened to me pontificate about Herman Goering and how he may have gotten his poison. For the brief moment you listened and caught my eye, I was hoping you would have asked a follow up question or two if for no other reason to impress you with my fountain of useless and trivial history knowledge. It wouldn't have been first time such an event happened, and I am always ready to oblige.

Thank you again

He who looooooves boots and skirts

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear If Only I Had A Magic Wand,

I have a Magic Wand. It doesn't get the laundry clean, but it sure keeps me happy between loads.

Signed,

Loads of Smiles

Dear Loads of Smiles,

I will have to find one....so I too can be smiling loads.

Signed,

She who is missing out.

 

[flirtygirly]

Dear X:

I know you were acting out of love for her and I. But really, unless you want to play a bigger role in our lives, things will be stuck this way. Step up to the plate, sweep me off my feet, become a part of us, and help us make some permanent changes. I'm stuck between a rock and hard place on this one. There is no easy way out. Either choice sucks. I cannot block certain peeps from her life forever. I can limit it and control it legally, and that's what I'm in the process of trying to accomplish. I know they are all shitheads, I agree with most of what you said. But, shitheads or not, she will have to make up her own opinions as she grows older. I will not have her hating me for choices I've made upon her behalf. I try to remain open and objective, while protecting her. Not an easy job for a single mom.

would love some hugs and understanding

 

[SugarDaddy1]

.....

 

[Thomasoir]

Dear C

As always it was lovely to see you. You are so amazingly beautiful. Thanks for the evening.

Sincerely,

Me

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Dear X-

I love you. I'll miss you. Get there safe and come back safe.

And don't do anything stupid

Love,
Your Lucky-as-hell Wife

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear X-

I love you. I'll miss you. Get there safe and come back safe.

And don't do anything stupid

Love,
Your Lucky-as-hell Wife

Awww....so sweet...Your hubby is one LUCKY guy to have you...

 

[aexoticgrl]

.....

 

[Chaingun]

Dear X.

It has never really been a fetish. Not even something I would try.

Until now.

 

[cf23430]

Dear X:

I know you were acting out of love for her and I. But really, unless you want to play a bigger role in our lives, things will be stuck this way. Step up to the plate, sweep me off my feet, become a part of us, and help us make some permanent changes. I'm stuck between a rock and hard place on this one. There is no easy way out. Either choice sucks. I cannot block certain peeps from her life forever. I can limit it and control it legally, and that's what I'm in the process of trying to accomplish. I know they are all shitheads, I agree with most of what you said. But, shitheads or not, she will have to make up her own opinions as she grows older. I will not have her hating me for choices I've made upon her behalf. I try to remain open and objective, while protecting her. Not an easy job for a single mom.

would love some hugs and understanding

Some hugs and understand going out to you....I am a single dad witha teenage daughter....so I know and feel your pain....hang in there...you can do ti.

C

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear QQ restaurant,

Thank you for being kind and understanding my plight. I had no clue she wanted pork fried rice instead of chicken fried rice. As long as we have been together I have never heard her once ask for pork fried rice. You guys could see the look of horror on my face as I walked back in. You also know my wife is pregnant and well her cravings have gone to the east side. Chinese fried rice all day everyday.

So when I walked through that door 10 minutes after I had left it you all knew something had gone terribly wong. Ok could resist sorry. Just my racist ways. Anyway thank you for switching the fried rice to pork without charging me for it. Lord knows we have kept you guys in business over the past week. I have never eaten so much rice and bean sprouts in my life.

As you know I can't get what I like because my wife doesn't like the way it looks and so it makes her nauseous. So the fact you give me some on the side for me to quickly eat is very very kind. Please do not think of her as a bitch. She is just very hormonal and quirky right now. The fact that I look like a homeless man shows you just how much I am dealing with her at home. Now if I don't bring home fried rice as I walk in the door she doesn't say anything. Instead shje just looks at me like I am a stupid motherfucker for not knowing what she wants before she even tells me.

Amazing how a beautiful sweet lady can go from angel to cunt between breaths. I for one enjoy my little trips to your establishment. It gives me a break from having to explain why I sleep on my stomach when she cannot. Or why I am drinking a beer when she cannot. I just explain that the only way I can deal with all of this is if I am in a constant state of haziness. Otherwise I would probably kill her.

Signed,

Fried rice sucks after the 10th day in a row

 

[LadyVer]

Dear QQ restaurant,

Thank you for being kind and understanding my plight. I had no clue she wanted pork fried rice instead of chicken fried rice. As long as we have been together I have never heard her once ask for pork fried rice. You guys could see the look of horror on my face as I walked back in. You also know my wife is pregnant and well her cravings have gone to the east side. Chinese fried rice all day everyday.

So when I walked through that door 10 minutes after I had left it you all knew something had gone terribly wong. Ok could resist sorry. Just my racist ways. Anyway thank you for switching the fried rice to pork without charging me for it. Lord knows we have kept you guys in business over the past week. I have never eaten so much rice and bean sprouts in my life.

As you know I can't get what I like because my wife doesn't like the way it looks and so it makes her nauseous. So the fact you give me some on the side for me to quickly eat is very very kind. Please do not think of her as a bitch. She is just very hormonal and quirky right now. The fact that I look like a homeless man shows you just how much I am dealing with her at home. Now if I don't bring home fried rice as I walk in the door she doesn't say anything. Instead shje just looks at me like I am a stupid motherfucker for not knowing what she wants before she even tells me.

Amazing how a beautiful sweet lady can go from angel to cunt between breaths. I for one enjoy my little trips to your establishment. It gives me a break from having to explain why I sleep on my stomach when she cannot. Or why I am drinking a beer when she cannot. I just explain that the only way I can deal with all of this is if I am in a constant state of haziness. Otherwise I would probably kill her.

Signed,

Fried rice sucks after the 10th day in a row

Hope your wife doesn't have morning sickness 9 months like I always did.

 

[SugarDaddy1]

.....

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Son,

You have such a kind, caring, and giving heart. I hope that you continue to have one as you grow up. The fact that you want to donate 10.00 of your own money for the "Wear a Hat to School" Day makes me smile. I'm proud of you.

Love,

Mom

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear D,

You have come an amazingly long way in a year. At this time last year I was so worried about you. You were close to needing hospitalization. You were so miserable. Now, here we are a year later and it's like you've blossomed.

We both know you still have issues to deal with. Frankly. most people have issues to deal with. Most of us find ways to deal with them. You are working on it and that's what matters. YOU are working on it. I am so proud of you and so relieved.

Signed,

D

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear gas trumpeter,

Morning, noon, and night? I thought it was my job to pass gas inappropriately. It is one thing to blame it on being pregnant it is another to giggle every time you do it. Is that the glow that everyone talks about? Is it in actuality a fart bubble? No because otherwise people would constantly think I am pregnant.

Just do me a favor. I know I have 6 more months of this just cool it on the broccoli please. Broccoli farts are the worst. It is a smell no one person can adequately describe.

Signed,

Gas mask required upon entry into our home.

 

[85Ironman]

Dear QQ restaurant,

Thank you for being kind and understanding my plight. I had no clue she wanted pork fried rice instead of chicken fried rice. As long as we have been together I have never heard her once ask for pork fried rice. You guys could see the look of horror on my face as I walked back in. You also know my wife is pregnant and well her cravings have gone to the east side. Chinese fried rice all day everyday.

So when I walked through that door 10 minutes after I had left it you all knew something had gone terribly wong. Ok could resist sorry. Just my racist ways. Anyway thank you for switching the fried rice to pork without charging me for it. Lord knows we have kept you guys in business over the past week. I have never eaten so much rice and bean sprouts in my life.

As you know I can't get what I like because my wife doesn't like the way it looks and so it makes her nauseous. So the fact you give me some on the side for me to quickly eat is very very kind. Please do not think of her as a bitch. She is just very hormonal and quirky right now. The fact that I look like a homeless man shows you just how much I am dealing with her at home. Now if I don't bring home fried rice as I walk in the door she doesn't say anything. Instead shje just looks at me like I am a stupid motherfucker for not knowing what she wants before she even tells me.

Amazing how a beautiful sweet lady can go from angel to cunt between breaths. I for one enjoy my little trips to your establishment. It gives me a break from having to explain why I sleep on my stomach when she cannot. Or why I am drinking a beer when she cannot. I just explain that the only way I can deal with all of this is if I am in a constant state of haziness. Otherwise I would probably kill her.

Signed,

Fried rice sucks after the 10th day in a row

Congrats on the pregnancy!

 

[aexoticgrl]

Dear X,

It's official you're a decade older than me and you act like you're 80. I hope you like what I got you, you're impossible to shop for. You're not getting the 2 things you really wanted so I'm sorry. I never get what I want either.

Big Spender