Dear X

[Chaingun]

Dear Thread Killer,

If you kill threads....if I let you near my ass, would you kill that too?

Kill it? No. Wear it out? Absolutely.

 

[CelticFlame]

Dear X,

I know you will never see this, and am sorry I never said it when you were alive.

Thank you for giving me two of the greatest gifts of my life.

~ K-Top

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear kitten named Nutmeg,

I like you bunches, but please stop jumping on my chest. I have things to do, like write porn. Listening to you purr and breathe through your stuffy nose is distracting and most certainly not erotic.

Love,

Your human mom

PS: Don't stare at me like that either!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Damn it Nutmeg! I told you NOT to jump on me!!!

 

[Scentofawoman]

To myself

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkx1enfCCY1qde3e9o1_500.jpg

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Loving and Talented Daughter #2,

When I said, "I'm going to lay down for a bit and take a short nap" how did you hear, "I'm going to lay down for a bit and take a short nap. I sure hope my daughter practices her Italian Opera Solo in her beautiful high soprano voice in the room right across from my bedroom?"

Thanks for the um... lullaby,

Your mom

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Neighbors,

Please stop it with the fireworks and gunfire already. It's hours away, and the dogs are FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.

SO STOP IT.

I hate you fucking redneck fuckers,
Me

 

[Size13]

Dear X...

God I miss you. This long distance crap SUCKS BIG TIME.

That being said, I have so many women who just want to fuck me, no strings.

What am I supposed to do?

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear X...

God I miss you. This long distance crap SUCKS BIG TIME.

That being said, I have so many women who just want to fuck me, no strings.

What am I supposed to do?

You should go fuck them.

Unless said X is super special and you care very much for her.

 

[Jett_73]

Damn it Nutmeg! I told you NOT to jump on me!!!

Dear Nutmeg,

Girls are "sugar and spice and all things nice". Nutmeg does not feature explicitly, only by inference.

So.

Please stop distracting your Mom from her important writing tasks which are of great interest to many other, erm, 'kittens'. And again, none of which - to my knowledge - feature nutmeg.

Let Mommy be and she'll reward you later with a cuddle and a rub behind the ears.

An Otherwise Spice Fan

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Man Laying on the Couch,

It must feel freeing to be able to openly profess your love of the Cock.

I always knew it was that way.

Signed,

Me

 

[cowslinger64]

Dear Litster...


LOL!!



Love, Getting the inside joke litster

 

[FallenAngel7]

Dear boy from New Years

Learn how to kiss already, in case someone hasn't told you before slobbering is so not attractive. Try practicing maybe to learn how to do it without leaving a girl wondering why the hell she picked you to kiss at midnight.

Regards let down girl

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Dear X-

I'm not sure if it's stubbornness or laziness that has resulted in your not leaving me in the dust ages ago. Sometimes it irritates the shit out of me that you don't give up. But I do think, after much thought on the matter, that I'm better for your presence, your nagging, and most of all your love. So thank you. Love you!

Love,
You up for another 13 years?

 

[moonflasher]

Dear X


I'm getting plenty thank you....

 

[aexoticgrl]

Dear X,

Thank you for teaching me about that special place. Your words and your encouragement have made my nights and mornings more pleasurable.

Naughty Girl

 

[tagurit_113]

Dear X,

I'm not giving in again...this time I'm giving up.

Sincerely,

Me



Dear C,

I have wished so many times that somehow that 'someone' could be you.

Miss you,

V

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Son or Daughter,

While I anxiously await your arrival please realize i am scared as hell. The wife and I have been through a lot. Just know that we will do our best to provide for you. All I ask is that you do not sap her sex drive and for God's sake never find this site.

Thanks

 

[Scentofawoman]

So um... Yeah....

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m74cj8WI8U1roqzhuo1_500.jpg

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Son or Daughter,

While I anxiously await your arrival please realize i am scared as hell. The wife and I have been through a lot. Just know that we will do our best to provide for you. All I ask is that you do not sap her sex drive and for God's sake never find this site.

Thanks

CONGRATS

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear Son or Daughter,

While I anxiously await your arrival please realize i am scared as hell. The wife and I have been through a lot. Just know that we will do our best to provide for you. All I ask is that you do not sap her sex drive and for God's sake never find this site.

Thanks

Congrats IHC you will be one rockin Dad!!!

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Congrats IHC you will be one rockin Dad!!!

Dear X,

You forgot the rules of the thread. You're supposed to address it as though it was a letter to someone. You're not supposed to just go willy nilly and hijack the thread. You don't want to be like that Litster that hijacks all the threads now do you?

Signed,

Some Litster Who Is Happy for IHC and Wishes Him Congratulations

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear X,

You forgot the rules of the thread. You're supposed to address it as though it was a letter to someone. You're not supposed to just go willy nilly and hijack the thread. You don't want to be like that Litster that hijacks all the threads now do you?

Signed,

Some Litster Who Is Happy for IHC and Wishes Him Congratulations

Dear X above me but not supposed to say anything for fear of being told I am "hijacking" a thread -

... that is all

Will Hijack a thread if I wanna... Yeah that's it! IF I WANNA Litster

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear X above me but not supposed to say anything for fear of being told I am "hijacking" a thread -

... that is all

Will Hijack a thread if I wanna... Yeah that's it! IF I WANNA Litster

Dear Hi-Jacking Thread litster,

I'll come too.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Son or Daughter,

While I anxiously await your arrival please realize i am scared as hell. The wife and I have been through a lot. Just know that we will do our best to provide for you. All I ask is that you do not sap her sex drive and for God's sake never find this site.

Thanks

Congrats!!!!