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Dear Retail Establishments,

I know you already have out all things Spring and Easter, but I truly need to find this stupid coat. I am feeling pressure from accountants and owners, so be good to me, please.

I don't care if it costs the moon, or if it costs a pittance, I just need to find something I like, in my size, and in a color that suits me well :D :D :D

Question though, why is it, when I am planning a trip to the Caribbean, and go looking at t his time of year, I can't find anything I need, but this year, when I need nothing like that, there is a buttload of it on the racks already?

GRRRR

Thank you, anyway, I know you will have something for me. I'm not just asking for myself, I'm also asking for that book keeper dude that keeps calling here. It will please him too!!!!

~And ... off I go.
 
Dear Man 'o Mine,

It struck me tonight, as I'm telling you about this silly fear of mine that I am ready. I'm done living alone and I adore you. And when you asked me if we were going to have to look for a house without a garage door opener, and I told you that it wouldn't matter because then it would be joy I felt at hearing it, knowing you were coming home, I cried a lot. Silently but still, tears.

I'm sorry that I'm just a huge basketful of issues and worries but I do appreciate how much you support me. I know you feel like you're not "good enough" for me but it's not true. And I'm more than willing to spend a very, very long time proving it to you.

Thank you for being so freakin' AWESOME. I talk to you all day long, I talk to you all night long and yet I have never, ever had enough of you. :kiss: :heart:
 
Dear Hugs...

Please go post haste to the most awesome Wings and wrap yourself around her.

Luv,
The UPS Hugs Sending One
 
Dear UPS Hug Sending Goddess,

Thank you, my dear. :D

Signed,
The one still drying her happy tears.
 
dear hubby

i tried. and tried. for over 5 years when we first married. i kissed your ass every day. i was the best damn wife any man could find. clean house. worked full time. cooked. kids taken care of. YOU taken care of. and what did i get? called a bitch, a whore, white trash. phones thrown at me, remotes, plates of food, your drink..anything that was handy. i took it. why? cause i thought it was just your immaturity and when you grew up it would stop. and cause i loved you.

loved...past tense. and you wonder why i did what i did? look at yourself. what you kept on doing to me..and now, after 17 years you want to play nice? try to treat me right? get over your fucking self. its over. im just killing time til the kids are grown...guess im being selfish really. i dont want to fight with you over child support, custody, visitation...cause i know a fight you would give me. just to make my life hell. how i live my life when the youngest is grown wont be your concern any longer. and..if you are being honest...then you wont ever have to lay eyes on me again..just like you want....

you are just an asshole. period.

sg.
 
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Dear Happy Tears Winged Lovely~

Your travel voucheer is approved... your man is required to accompany you to your trip to Iowa. This is a necessary carry on :D

Luv
Handing You A Blanket Big Enough For Privacy
 
Dear Weather,

Please can you buck your ideas up? My little girl has her one and only chance to be a bridesmaid in a little over a week and if you fuck it up for her I am sooo not going to be happy. :mad:

Me
 
Dear Weather,

Please can you buck your ideas up? My little girl has her one and only chance to be a bridesmaid in a little over a week and if you fuck it up for her I am sooo not going to be happy. :mad:

Me

Dear Weather

Please do so for LMs daughter's sake. My little girl would have been distraught if she had missed her chance last year. You know it makes sense :kiss:

Me Too

Dear Airline

I love your flight timings but did the move to a reasonable hour REALLY mean you had to hike the prices by over 30%? Gonna book them because you're still the best value but I am not amused. Hmmmmf.

Getting In The Holiday Mood Even So :D
 
dear snow... i have seen much worse:rolleyes:

Dear Used To Snow Litster

We have never seen the like here so it's a bit of a novelty. Thank you for indulging our British idiocricies :) :kiss: Snow angels? :kiss:

Still Like A Kid Over A Couple Of Inches ;)
 
Dear Used To Snow Litster

We have never seen the like here so it's a bit of a novelty. Thank you for indulging our British idiocricies :) :kiss: Snow angels? :kiss:

Still Like A Kid Over A Couple Of Inches ;)

i used to live father north;) here in the south everybody panics with the first flurry:)
 
Dear Used To Snow Litster

We have never seen the like here so it's a bit of a novelty. Thank you for indulging our British idiocricies :) :kiss: Snow angels? :kiss:

Still Like A Kid Over A Couple Of Inches ;)

Dear Still Like A Kid Over A Couple Of Inches

I'm sure the Lit guys will be pleased to know that size isn't important in your world. ;)

Oh, and thanks for telling the weather off for me :rose:

Giggling Me
x
 
Dear Still Like A Kid Over A Couple Of Inches

I'm sure the Lit guys will be pleased to know that size isn't important in your world. ;)

Oh, and thanks for telling the weather off for me :rose:

Giggling Me
x

Dear Drama Llama

I'm all over it sweetheart. I had my Weetabix this morning :D Rarrrrrrr!

Fiesty Drama Queen Litster That Didn't Like Her Two Hour Walk To And From Work And Has To Do It Tomorrow Too
 
Dear X,

Why do you treat me like I'm an idiot. I've never given you any cause to even think such a thing. Is it because I wasn't born with a penis? Is it because you think I'm beneath you? Is it because I flirt all the time, and have fun? What IS your malfunction? It's seriously starting to affect me again and it's much too early in the year for this to be an issue.

I'm praying I figure out a way to get through to you because if I can't then I'm leaving.

Signed,
Sick and tired of your bullshit and crappy attitude.
 
Dear X,

Not that it matters, but I don't like you very much right now. I'll always lurv you, but no.

I don't like you these days.
 
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Dearest Plank-Assed Waffle Toed Multi Heart Attack Friend of Mine working in Saudi~

Did you REALLY have to post the pictures of Italy?!! I mean, c'mon... after all your bitching about how she treated you over Christmas you still posted pics of the two of you enjoying yourselves... REALLY??? I mean, c'mon now... REALLY??!!!

Also, quit clamming up when I give you a compliment or tell you that some woman wants to rock your world. I know you don't want me, never have wanted me, so don't think I'm trying to be that solution. Take the compliment and accept me as your wingwoman when you ditch the hormonal witch after the house falls on her.

Hugz
The One Who Still Values You As A Man But Has No Idea Why
 
Dear DVD-authoring newbie,

You are a woman on a mission, and I respect that.

The guy in tech support
 
Dear House Builders from the Year 1940,

Why didn't you first invent and then install more insulation in my house?!

Sincerely,
Freezing my Booty.
 
NON lit.

Dear You

He is a good guy. Please either take the chance and be with him and love him and cherish him or stay with your husband and let him get on with his life. It's none of my business but I want him to be happy and stop living a life in turmoil over you. Everyone deserves to love and be loved in return. A half life is not enough. He can't get over you so just do the right thing. You're not reading this but it makes me feel better to say it. We all have to either take chances or let people go free and I wish you would do the same. Please, it's unfair to a great guy like this.

Wishing Good Things For Him. :heart:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vcJKX_ckHA
 
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