Dear X

[lovin69]

dear tears,
either come and get it over with or go away. hovering on the brink is not going to do it today.
woman on edge

 

[msmaggie]

dear tears,
either come and get it over with or go away. hovering on the brink is not going to do it today.
woman on edge

{{{{{{{{Slave}}}}}}}}

 

[GoodOmen]

Dear Workers Next Door,
Look, I know it's the middle of the day and you have loud machines going and all, but you really don't need to have your radio up so loud. I know, it would seem that the whole neighborhood would want to hear Alan Jackson at a high volume, but believe it or not, some of us...some of us don't like Alan Jackson that much. Either turn it down or close the windows.
Sincerely,
Trying to work from my home office next door.

 

[Daizie]

Dear Person Who PM'd Me,

WTF with the pm? What about me, my profile or my posts made you think I would be interested in pursuing a dialogue with you? Go away before I reach through the computer and choke you with your own tongue.

~Puzzled and Annoyed

 

[call_me_Melody]

Dear TiVo
Why is it that you chose to delete only the shows I like when you fill up?
Don't you think that we could possibly do with fewer episodes of really boring crap I have no interest in or at the very least be a little more random about it?
Signed
Once again annoyed because my unwatched episodes of Weeds disappeared.

 

[SuddenStop]

Dear you,

I think I am giving up on finding the right person to role play with online. I don't believe you are out there and I am wasting my time.

 

[DoRaMe]

Dear Literotica...

Thank you so much for the diversion. You were there when I needed you. I came in like a lion...baring breasts, cybering, carrying on with multiple men but maybe it is time I left like a lamb...quietly.

Pondering my future Litster

 

[Nightbird]

Dear Litster programmer,,

Thank you for making the ignore function..

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Nightbird

Why do you keep posting that? Just wondered *shrugs*

Curious Me

 

[Wings27]

Dear Chest Cold,

Why, WHY do you have to appear now? My one last weekend of freedom for at least a month and you ruin my planned naughtiness. Because I leave for Panama in less than two weeks I can't afford to still be sick so I will stay home and nurse you. If you could release your death-grip on my lungs, I'd appreciate it greatly.

Signed,
Incredibly horny but not willing to risk my health or my vacation

 

[bellaitalliana]

Dear Body,
I surrender! I am tired of being tired, of feeling like crap, of waking up unable to see, of having blood sugar that is either through the roof or the lowest of lows. What do you need? Is there a medication that you want? Should I exercise you more or maybe give you a break and lay off the exercise? Just tell me already!!! I am not a mind reader and even if I was I bet the fucking tumor would be in the way of the part that I need to read.

Frustrated with my frailty

 

[bisolom]

Dear Body,
I surrender! I am tired of being tired, of feeling like crap, of waking up unable to see, of having blood sugar that is either through the roof or the lowest of lows. What do you need? Is there a medication that you want? Should I exercise you more or maybe give you a break and lay off the exercise? Just tell me already!!! I am not a mind reader and even if I was I bet the fucking tumor would be in the way of the part that I need to read.

Frustrated with my frailty

I know how you feel...

{{{BELLA}}}

 

[Millianthe]

Dear Frustrated and Incredibly Horny;

I wish I had the power to kick the crap out of what ails you and makes you sick... then because you deserve it, I would get us on a lush tropical island surrounded by our choice of sexy men

Signed
Eating peaches by our cabana waiting for ya'll

 

[trent0553]

Dear Body,
I surrender! I am tired of being tired, of feeling like crap, of waking up unable to see, of having blood sugar that is either through the roof or the lowest of lows. What do you need? Is there a medication that you want? Should I exercise you more or maybe give you a break and lay off the exercise? Just tell me already!!! I am not a mind reader and even if I was I bet the fucking tumor would be in the way of the part that I need to read.

Frustrated with my frailty

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o143/Trenttags/Floral/singleyellowroseRSS.jpg

 

[bellaitalliana]

Dear Frustrated and Incredibly Horny;

I wish I had the power to kick the crap out of what ails you and makes you sick... then because you deserve it, I would get us on a lush tropical island surrounded by our choice of sexy men

Signed
Eating peaches by our cabana waiting for ya'll

Eating peaches-
That sounds like absolute pleasure. Make sure there is at least one man with short dark hair, on the tall side with a strong back so I can climb him like a palm tree and then take him into the ocean so we can do things that frighten the fish!

Love,
Tryin' to get to the cabana

 

[Millianthe]

Eating peaches-
That sounds like absolute pleasure. Make sure there is at least one man with short dark hair, on the tall side with a strong back so I can climb him like a palm tree and then take him into the ocean so we can do things that frighten the fish!

Love,
Tryin' to get to the cabana

Dear Determined Tree Climbing Babe

I located him, notified him and he is waiting with copious amounts of naughty lotions to soothe your body, inflame your desire, and his back awaits you... he also wanted me to let you know that his back is strong enough for you to wrap yourself around as he takes you multiple times in the steamy outdoor shower outside your room...

Love,
Licking the juices off her peachy suntanned man with cropped hair

 

[bellaitalliana]

Dear Determined Tree Climbing Babe

I located him, notified him and he is waiting with copious amounts of naughty lotions to soothe your body, inflame your desire, and his back awaits you... he also wanted me to let you know that his back is strong enough for you to wrap yourself around as he takes you multiple times in the steamy outdoor shower outside your room...

Love,
Licking the juices off her peachy suntanned man with cropped hair

Dear Licking Juices-
I don't think a shower has ever sounded so good. Just let him know that he's in some good trouble when I get there. I will do my best not to stare at you while you're lickin suntanned man. But wooooo, I'm sure he's fine!

Love,
About to be well showered

 

[Millianthe]

Dear Licking Juices-
I don't think a shower has ever sounded so good. Just let him know that he's in some good trouble when I get there. I will do my best not to stare at you while you're lickin suntanned man. But wooooo, I'm sure he's fine!

Love,
About to be well showered

Dear Well Lathered Shower Babe;

He says the only kind of trouble is the good trouble you're both going to be in when he makes your body shake. Feel free to scream loudly and often.
You're welcome to stare and don't be surprised if we ask you to take pictures too

And mmmmmm... to me he is more than fine... he is absolutely superb!!!!!

Love,
Wanting him right now dammit

 

[someoneyouknow]

Dear Microscopic Nasties:

That's it? That was best you could throw at me? Sure, for two days my body was an aching, throbbing mess, at times almost unable to walk across the room, but you should know by now that 2 days is my limit. After that, and I get pissed and when I get pissed, you get tossed.

If you're just trying to annoy me, you did a decent job. I'll give you credit for that. However, if you're trying to make a point about how frail the human body can be compared to you, why don't we up the stakes. How about the next time you try to take me down you go big. I'm thinking necrotizing fasciitis, legionnaires disease or maybe ebola.

Too much for you? Then piss off!

Sincerely,

Your worst evolutionary nightmare

 

[availableslave2u]

dear weather,
thank you for cooling off and being so pleasant outside. i'm enjoying sleeping with the windows open and hearing the night sounds.
signed,
relaxed me

 

[AphroditeReborn]

Dear 'In and Out'

Fantasy is one thing, but I'm getting a little uncomfortable right now. I guess I'm not and never will be ready to cross that line. Perhaps I should move on now since it's not what I had originally fantasized about.....

Sincerely,

Not ready to cross that line into reality

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Tequila Swigging Bar Dancing Friends

We gotta slow this sh*t down! Seriously!

Just Seen The Photos Me

 

[MSH2]

Dear Mother Nature,

See, when I put out my washing this morning it was blue skies with whispy white fluffy clouds. And now its blue skies with whispy fluffy clouds. So what the fuck was with the torrential downpour in between? Free rainwater rinse for my laundry? Thank you so much for your concern, but I;d much rather my washing just got dry. So if you;d kindly knock it the fuck off making with the rain every time I put laundry out, that'd be nice.

Exasperated,

Me

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Sunshine

Thank you for shining on the righteous and getting all my washing nice and dry and fresh on the line for me today...unlike the poster above.

More Than A Little Smug Me

*legs it before he catches me*

 

[MSH2]

Dear Sunshine

Thank you for shining on the righteous and getting all my washing nice and dry and fresh on the line for me today...unlike the poster above.

More Than A Little Smug Me

*legs it before he catches me*

Dearest poster above me,

You better leg it. If I catch you, that bum is going to be very rosy

It'll dry again, My laundry, not your bum

Content to wait,

Me