Dear X

[WaitingLips]

Dear let your hair flow down,

You are so deserving of happiness
Don't second guess it for a minuite!!!
Except it and embrace it
The vacation is coming up,ditch
the tea lights I think your gonna need
pillar candles.

Cheering on a much loved girlfriend

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Pillow...

Please be sweet and retain that scent for as long as physically possible. If not, I will have to start sending him pillow cases to put over his pillow to sleep on and return to me.

That would be a hassle.

Thank you.

K

 

[Wings27]

Dear Office Copier,

While I am deeply appreciative for how hard you work, I am not impressed with your methods of jamming lately. I don't ask too much from you, I keep you well cleaned, fully lubed and primed and yet you jam at the most unfortunate times. If you could find a way to work this out I'd be most grateful. I'm tired of pulling paper fans from your teeth while melting off parts of my fingernails on the rollers.

Signed,
The girl with the sledgehammer

 

[jenniferbaby]

Dear X,

Whether you're "working on your personal life" or not, the fact is that you no longer have time for me. Despite this fact, you assume I should make time for you whenever you want. How does that work exactly when you make no effort to let me know when you're going to be around? I see where I am on your list of priorities and I'm very very low, and that makes me very very sad. As much as it hurts me not to respond immediately the rare times you contact me, I'm sure the pain will ease with time. Do let me know how your "personal life" is shaping up.

Me.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Hot Sticky Nights

I would really love you if you were sex induced, but you're not...so please stop!

Naked With All The Windows Open Me

 

[noisymother]

Dear Karma

Fuck you too

from seriously pissed off but not really surprised me

 

[Polynikes]

Dear foot,

Heal already. This is ridiculous.

Sincerely,
Tired of limping and only being able to work out above the waist

 

[Wings27]

Dear Boss,

You are a fucking ass and NOT in a good way. Two hours after I get here you roll in, two hours before I leave here you roll out. In between you wander around looking lost. Either stay the fuck OUT of my plant or make a difference. And try to make it for the better, please. You are a waste of space and seriously in my way.

Signed,
My smile hides my plans for homocide

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Train To Timbuktu

Please be a one way trip.

~thank you

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Sleep,

Thank you so much for visiting me for the first time in what seems like forever. Please come back tonight.

Rested,
Me

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Dear Girl-I-Desperately-Want-To-Kiss,
I desperately want to kiss you.
Signed
Girl-Who-Desperately-Wants-To-Kiss-You

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear me


this is for you



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVF4r3fLBrU

 

[Guest]

Dear X

Thanks for telling me and trusting me. I will be thinking of you. If there is absolutely anything whatsoever I can do, just let me know.

 

[MSH2]

Dear Mother Nature,

Hardy fucking Har har

's not funny any more,

Drenched,

Me

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Mother Nature,

Hardy fucking Har har

's not funny any more,

Drenched,

Me

I bet you are kinda cute all drenched. Send pics please

 

[MSH2]

I bet you are kinda cute all drenched. Send pics please

Next time, I promise

 

[kendra1980]

Next time, I promise

I'm holding you to that, cuteness. *Yay me!*

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear painter
just in case you have a peek
here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrEDiO5oE&NR=1


aye
my baby voice can reach the high notes

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Ali...

split shift?

 

[bellaitalliana]

Dear Cancer,
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, why don't you fucking shrivel up and go away already?

Signed,
Pain Ridden One

 

[Wings27]

Dear Police Officer,

Did you not notice what those escorts were doing? They had traffic stopped for a reason, that reason being the 160 foot bridge beam pulling out of the plant? They were not trying to slow you down, rather keep the public safe. I'm just wondering if you thought you were going to pull a Smokey and the Bandit move?

I am relieved that you managed to save yourself AND my product pulling out of the gate, but next time remember what we do here. Once that much concrete is in motion it is almost impossible to stop on a dime.

 

[jenniferbaby]

Dear Honeybear,

I'm so sorry I missed you this morning. Ironically, I was laying there awake, actually thinking of you--and avoiding getting ready for work. I love you.

Christine

 

[jenniferbaby]

Dear friend from Canada who disappeared on me but seems to have come back,

I don't know if you'll even read this. Just know that I missed you and that I'll go on missing you unless you contact me. We never did get to see that movie.

Girl from California

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Sexiest Man I Know

How bizarre was that? I feel 100 times better. Thank you. I miss you.

Me


Dear Owes Me A Photo

I won't forget never fear

I'm pleased too...but I'd never tell you that.

Buon viaggio!

Me

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Brown Throw...

I am finding sleep sweeter beneath you. I wonder if it has to do something with you being infused with the sweetest memories of him loving me beneath you.

I think that's probably it.

I love you, you will always be with me.