Dear X

[MollyDolly]

Dear Alex Trebek,

You gave me a piece of knowledge which was not so trivial last week. Thank you for teaching me that Plato's name at birth was Aristocles, and that "Plato" was a name given to him due to his broad shoulders. My philosophy professor was so impressed that I knew that that he didn't even get snarky with me when I asked him to recount the marks on my paper. You've always been my favourite game show host, but thank you so much for the timing of that Final Jeopardy question


One Happy Philosophizer

 

[bellaitalliana]

Dear Texan,
I think that it sucks that you just gave up and walked away on our friendship, especially after I confessed that this is a time when I can use all the friends that I can get. I think it is cowardly that you just avoid talking with me and refuse to respond when I make a direct statement to you or ask you a question. I don't believe that I did anything to deserve this treatment and frankly, you reap what you sow. You are losing out on an amazing friend.

Signed,
The girl you used to know

 

[Millianthe]

Dear girl who used to be acknowledged by Texan;

Count me in if you need another friend. Willing to listen and share the virtual chocolate... oh, and to hide the bodies

Signed
Philadelphia transplant to NC who still has affection for PA

 

[Wings27]

Dear Beauties Above Me,

I work in concrete and I have copious amounts of alcohol.

Sincerely,
Equally Devious

 

[Millianthe]

Dear Equally Devious

I also know of plenty of abandoned coal mine shafts near the great grandparents' farm.

Just sayin'

Sincerely,
Evil Babe in a corset

 

[Wings27]

Dear Evil Babe,

Between the two of us we could hide quite the amount of bodies. *eyebrow wiggle*

Signed,
Making my list now

 

[Millianthe]

Dear List Maker

Oooo look look!!! A boat... and look at all that expansive ocean!!!

Signed,
Unhitching it from the dock

 

[Wings27]

Dear Unhitched,

I know of this Piranha pit as well.

Signed,
A fan of the aquariam

 

[Millianthe]

Dear Fish Fan

Or we could go with the utter humiliation route... get them drunk enough to pass out, load them up and haul them to a tattoo parlor...

A nice life like rendition of a cock on their cheek pointing towards their mouth would be ideal, I think.

Signed
Artistic license has been revoked

 

[bellaitalliana]

Dear Coal Miner's Burier and Concrete Shoe Fitter,

You guys are amazing and make me laugh out loud.

Much love,
The girl with the tumor

 

[Wings27]

Dear Artiste,

I enjoy the thought of putting something to the tune of "I heart Frank".

Signed,
The one who thinks more men should open their horizons

 

[Wings27]

Dear Tumor Girl,

You need a cape and some hot tights to complete that outfit.

Signed,
Been there, done that, came out stronger and WAY harder to kill

 

[Millianthe]

Dear tumor-less gorgeous girl;

Don't worry about a thing. We'll handle that asshat

No need for bail money. We aren't sloppy enough to get caught

Signed
Will do hits for Tastykakes

 

[Millianthe]

Dear Artiste,

I enjoy the thought of putting something to the tune of "I heart Frank".

Signed,
The one who thinks more men should open their horizons

Dear intellectual horizon observer

Perhaps something like "I love Bob N' Dick"... then we can position a nice 13" dildo at their mouth or better yet, get a live volunteer for it and take pictures.

Signed
Cracking his password to post incriminating pictures to his Facebook

 

[Wings27]

Dear Hacker Extrodinaire,

Great idea! We need to add some wigs, dresses and heels to those pictures. No embarassing photoshoot is complete with those items.

Signed,
The girl with the camera

 

[Millianthe]

Dear Photoshop Hottie Exceptionale

I also vote for the entire M.A.C. counter to be on his face. The more glittery his lips, the better.

Also, those little frosting packs that come in the frozen toaster strudel boxes look like really thick cum for photo purposes. Good thick lines of those across his face and mouth would be primo.

Signed
Heading to the warehouse club for toaster strudel

 

[Wings27]

Dear Strudel Pusher,

Please pick up the mega pack of condoms, the really small ones to add to the props.

Signed,
Size Queen

 

[Millianthe]

Dear Queen of her sexy Kingdom

I found two cases of them for our purposes. I was thinking a few of the teen heart-throb magazines open to the latest metrosexual man-child picture with icing packet remnants on them might be good too.

Signed
Prefers strong and sexily possessive men who don't use "product"

 

[Wings27]

Dear Likes Her Men With Messy Hair,

Sounds like an excellent plan.

While you're getting that together, I'm going to go ask a few of my lovely gender neutral friends to join in the fun. They make excellent photography subjects and have wicked senses of humor.

Signed,
The Girl With The Best Friends

 

[Millianthe]

Dear Chick with the FAAAAABulous friends

Fantastic idea... I'll bring mine too but we need to make sure they don't argue about the clothing and makeup... you know what a bitch it is to get between divas arguing about their tiaras.

Signed
Bringing the Liza and Judy records for ambiance

 

[Wings27]

Dear Oh Bitch, Puhleeze

I think they'll just be happy to be hashing out revenge on a douche bag!

Signed,
United in a common cause

 

[Daizie]

Dear Beautiful Bella and Lovely Vengeance-Wreakers above,

I have a shovel and plenty of desert.

Just adding my 2 pennies worth of evil.

Signed,
Smiling Grave Digger

 

[bisolom]

*crouches down and slowly tries to sneak out the door*

I miss the safety of war.

 

[availableslave2u]

dear headache,
you can go away at any time.
signed,
looking for the tylenol

 

[MrEd63]

Dear Cheapskates ,
I'm selling my car , not giving it away . If you're gonna bid me 75% of the advertised price , I will just put the phone down on you now . I'm not a charity , so don't waste my valuable time you fuckwits,
Fed up with being taken for a cunt Litster