Dear X

[desideratum]

Dear Bubblejet lover,

Are you ready for the install? Shall it be on the floor or on the table?

signed,
Wired and ready

Dear Wired & Ready,

Always ready for the install, on my desk *pointing* right there!

signed,
why do those bubbles dribble...

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Jerry Jones....

I think it is funny you have not sold all of the season tickets at your Boss Hog Bowl, and it will be hilarious if you get a game or two blacked out because you do not sell out the boss hog bowl. That would be no justice to the people of Arlington you hood winked into footing most of the cost of that building. You did not get their cherry though Dubya had already screwed them by getting them to build the Ball Park At Arlington.



Sincerely ...a laughing PTK

 

[artlover637]

Dear Wired & Ready,

Always ready for the install, on my desk *pointing* right there!

signed,
why do those bubbles dribble...

Dear Dribbling Bubblies,

Where does the printer go?

signed,
Wet Chin Man

 

[msmaggie]

Dear right foot,

Why is it you decide to swell up while I'm on vacation? You know it's Bristol. You know I do a lot of walking here. The last thing I want to do is sit around keeping you elevated. If I stay off you all today and this evevning, would you please cooperate and go down?

Sincerely,

Ready to get this vacation started.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear You...

Your avatar makes me shiver, and not in a good way.

 

[Nightbird]

<----- That Avatar??

 

[kendra1980]

<----- That Avatar??

Well, alrighty then.


No not that one. Stinker

 

[Nightbird]

I dont stink.. I bathe with 7 seas soap

 

[kendra1980]

I dont stink.. I bathe with 7 seas soap

never heard of it...does it smell of fish?

 

[janeyl]

Dear You...

Your avatar makes me shiver, and not in a good way.

See now I'm trawling threads looking for nasty AVs

 

[kendra1980]

See now I'm trawling threads looking for nasty AVs

I'd send it to you, but it is your bedtime almost...bad dreams...don't want em, I love you too much.

 

[janeyl]

I'd send it to you, but it is your bedtime almost...bad dreams...don't want em, I love you too much.

Ok send it and I promise I wont open it til morning and then look through my fingers from behind the sofa like I was watching Doctor Who

Awww-you still loves me even though I'm crap at getting my yahoo fixed?

 

[Nightbird]

Now Im curious send it to me too

 

[kendra1980]

Ok send it and I promise I wont open it til morning and then look through my fingers from behind the sofa like I was watching Doctor Who

Awww-you still loves me even though I'm crap at getting my yahoo fixed?

Yep, you English Beauty...you'd have to do a lot worse than that. I know the cut of your character, and like it very VERY much.


Mwah.

 

[kendra1980]

Now Im curious send it to me too

Goodness, I'm getting a pm box full of requests...

 

[Nightbird]

Wow talk about thread hijack

 

[janeyl]

Yep, you English Beauty...you'd have to do a lot worse than that. I know the cut of your character, and like it very VERY much.


Mwah.

Love you too wonderful woman

 

[janeyl]

Wow talk about thread hijack

Dear X

We all do it sometimes

Better?

Me

 

[Nightbird]

Hi Janeyl nice lacey thing

 

[janeyl]

Hi Janeyl nice lacey thing

Dear Nightbird

Thank you-a girl likes to make an effort in company

Nice pants I almost thought they were Union Jack ones-had to look a lot closer to be sure

Janey

 

[GoldenGams]

Dear Leonard (ol' Forgetful):

I cannot believe you would take the word of FF 1 or 2 over mine when I've been with you longer. But perhaps I should have -- you've become every bit as catty and shallow as them. Have you never taken a management class before?


Dear FooFoo No. 1:

You have a lot of nerve putting your own spin on what I told you and then reporting it to Leonard. And the latest snafu only proves how useless you really are. Have you no pride in your work?


Dear FooFoo No. 2:

I wanted to bitch-slap you for claiming I never sent you that info when I know I did. Perhaps you would have seen it if you didn't call out so often.


Dear New Assistant (starting next month):

I predict you won't last long, no matter how talented you are. Being at the beck and call of FF No. 1 just isn't worth it.

 

[Nightbird]

Dear Janeyl thank you.. But thats a towel.

 

[janeyl]

Dear Janeyl thank you.. But thats a towel.

Dear Nightbird

*looks a lot lot closer*



Me

 

[bisolom]

Dear giant corporation I used to work for...

Thank you for offering me that early retirement package years ago. You thought that it would be an easy way to get rid of your dissenting management.
Now look at you, hahahaha

Told ya so.

 

[AphroditeReborn]

Dear Rain,

Thank you so much for holding off this weekend and giving my daughter the special day she deserves!

{{{HUGZ}}}

Mother of no-longer-Bridezilla-but-now-a-respectable-married-lady