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Dear Behave Yourself!

I am no geritol taking, slanket wearing, wummin, mind...but I SAID...I like that crown cuz it is POINTY.

*I'm not officially old til next year :)....ask Nor :p*

I will send the Amish one over in his horse and buggy to deliver your oatmeal and pretzel. You will recognize him as he will be the Amish guy with a quilt made of panties in the buggy.

You're welcome:kiss:

i dunno
im mean you are too OLD to text
UGGGHHHH
may i please junk punch him for you?
im waiting for mah brekkie
tell him im on the porch
im the one wearing the cute hat
 
i dunno
im mean you are too OLD to text
UGGGHHHH
may i please junk punch him for you?
im waiting for mah brekkie
tell him im on the porch
im the one wearing the cute hat

bwahahahahahaha...and that's all I can say about that one. :p

I'm snorting here.

If you are on the porch, I hope all the ciggie butts are picked up, cat food in, and chairs put away. I mean we don't want anyone to think you are ... what was that again???
 
yep
thought so
IT WAS YOU
did you notice everyone giggling as you passed by?
and all the camera phones going off?
lol
sorry you missed the hot dogs and the bands
it was fun

I didn;t miss the hot dogs!
I even saw your beautiful smile last night and saved you one for this
morning!!

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bwahahahahahaha...and that's all I can say about that one. :p

I'm snorting here.

If you are on the porch, I hope all the ciggie butts are picked up, cat food in, and chairs put away. I mean we don't want anyone to think you are ... what was that again???

bwhhahahahahahahO i just spewed store brand mountain dew all over mah keyboard
as you know
Im white trash
LOL
 
Dear X,

Does anyone out there in media land care that something historic happened 40 years ago. I wish Uncle Walter was still around.

Fukkers.

signed...I hate CNN.
 
Dear Super Hot Guy Who Never Paid Me the Least Bit of Attention in High School,

Hmmm, I wonder why you want to be Facebook friends now? Is it because you found out I slept with your brother? :eek: Oh well, doesn't matter. It was worth the add just so I could perv on those pics of you at the beach this summer. Rawr. The salt and pepper thing really works for you, by the way.

Love,
Loser in High School But Not Now
 
Dear Rain....

I was glad to see you came around this morning stay a while, we needed cooling off. With 5 major fires in the last 6 days, I am sure the firefighters welcomed you too. Thank You. I'm not giving instructions, but Lake Travis is very very low, please move south, I will be there soon to check.



Sincerely ...got wet on way to work PTK.....
 
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Dear Mover.....

Thank you, thank you! You will never know how much I could hug you for what you did. Now we can breathe easy. You came through at the last hour when it was the most important.

Thanking you with a prayer litster
 
Dear PM Box,

You know I keep everything and can't bear to delete a single message. Just empty yourself. Use your best judgment. It would dearly be appreciated.

A Lazy Litster :rolleyes:
 
Dear PM Box,

You know I keep everything and can't bear to delete a single message. Just empty yourself. Use your best judgment. It would dearly be appreciated.

A Lazy Litster :rolleyes:

Dear Lazy Litster,

We think so much alike at times it's scary! :eek:

Another Lazy Litster Whose PM Box is Getting Dangerously Full
 
Dear PM Box,

You know I keep everything and can't bear to delete a single message. Just empty yourself. Use your best judgment. It would dearly be appreciated.

A Lazy Litster :rolleyes:

Dear Lazy Litster,

We think so much alike at times it's scary! :eek:

Another Lazy Litster Whose PM Box is Getting Dangerously Full

Dear showing off litsters :rolleyes:

I havent emptied my PM box in about a year, quit trying to make us mere mortals jealous.

Not jealous at all,

Me
 
Dear showing off litsters :rolleyes:

I havent emptied my PM box in about a year, quit trying to make us mere mortals jealous.

Not jealous at all,

Me

Dear Jealous...

you can have some of mine. I like to share :kiss::kiss::kiss:

Those ones that say "I want you to suck my cock", I'm very ready to get rid of. Want em?
 
Dear Lazy Litster,

We think so much alike at times it's scary! :eek:

Another Lazy Litster Whose PM Box is Getting Dangerously Full

Another Lazy Litster Whose PM Box is Getting Dangerously Full,

Don't you hate that bold lettering, "Your PM box is --% full"? And it's not even like I get that many PMs. I just don't delete them!

Commiserating Litster :rolleyes:
 
Dear Jealous...

you can have some of mine. I like to share :kiss::kiss::kiss:

Those ones that say "I want you to suck my cock", I'm very ready to get rid of. Want em?

Dear generous Litster,

Very tempting offer, but I think I might have to pass on that one

But thanks for the offer, I know how you girlies love those ones

:kiss::kiss::kiss:
 
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