Dear X

[janeyl]

Dear Chocolate Bribing Girl
Honestly, an Aero bar would do
-Lips Made For Sharing Sweetness Girl

Dear bubbles melting on your tongue girl,

Full bar or chunky? I'll nip out to the shop now

bribery is such a dirty word

chocolate tasting smiling litster

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Dear bubbles melting on your tongue girl,

Full bar or chunky? I'll nip out to the shop now

bribery is such a dirty word

chocolate tasting smiling litster

Dear Girl Who Is Becoming Quite Enticing

Surprise me, get me something new
I like dirty words


-Girl With Her Tonguetip Absently Running Along Her Lips

 

[janeyl]

Dear Girl Who Is Becoming Quite Enticing

Surprise me, get me something new
I like dirty words


-Girl With Her Tonguetip Absently Running Along Her Lips

Dear lip licking litster,

Now the gauntlet has been thrown down......

Idly flicking through the hotel chocloat catalogue girl

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Dear lip licking litster,

Now the gauntlet has been thrown down......

Idly flicking through the hotel chocloat catalogue girl

Dear Sweet-treat Gladiator Woman
I can only hope you are up to the challenge
-Girl In A Win-Win Position

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Lazy Me Today......

Get off your ass and do something, at least go tan, or workout, or wash the cloths overflowing in the laundry basket, or go wash car, or open the mail at least...

I choose go to car wash, could be some hotties there.....



Sincerely....car wash in view PTK.......

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Weather gods....

Please, oh please, let there be no rain tomorrow. Natty and I need the mowing to get finished.

~thank you very much

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Sister,


I love you, I really do. But sometimes, you're a bitch from hell. And then I don't like you very much. I have to tell myself you don't mean things to sound that way, but....

You're far from being superior in any way. Being married (and to someone who treats you like garbage), does not make you better. It really doesn't. I'd rather be single forever than to live your life.

Srsly.

Love,
Your Sister

 

[indecisiviously]

Dear Local Bookseller,

It's been three months since you told me my special order would "be here in a week." Damn thing's gonna be out on paperback in another month. If you can't get a hardcover copy, just fucking tell me so.

Disillusionedly yours,

...i

 

[Guest]

Dear Cats

Could you please go ONE NIGHT lately without bringing in either a mouse, bird, bat, frog or toad in the early hours?

Dealing with either the dead body, or chasing after said creature (especially the bat!!) is becoming tiresome.

Thanks in anticipation.

The Guy you both own.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear,,, Classless Bitch at the grocery store that can't count to ten.



!0 items or less means guess what... 10 items or less, not 22, yes I counted as I was waiting on your butt to get out of my way. Also show a little restraint don't open the bag of cookies and start eating them while you are being checked out. One more thing dress your baby, taking him out in only a diaper not cool.


Sincerely... can count to ten PTK

 

[Macdaddy23]

Dear sexy woman in the grocery store, please don't entice me while on the frozen food isle.
One of the many men you made hard, MD

 

[bisolom]

Dear life...

WTF???

Sincerely,
Ridden hard and put away wet too any times

 

[indecisiviously]

Dear eX,

Saw your engagement announcement in the paper today. Hope you can be a little more faithful with him than you were when we dated. Or the guy you were dating when we met...or the whoknowshowmany other people you cheated on.

Dejectedly yours,

...i

 

[availableslave2u]

dear house plants,
why is it that you look like you need water when i just watered you? i took the bait and i watered your representative upstairs. it peed all over my table. i'm not amused. for that, the rest of you are going to have to be thirsty for awhile until i'm done being upset.
signed,
withholding water

 

[kendra1980]

Dear X,

You vindicated me, yet again...and while I love that you did, why...OH WHY, do you have to be such an utter asshat MOST of the time.

~She who has had plenty.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear X,

You vindicated me, yet again...and while I love that you did, why...OH WHY, do you have to be such an utter asshat MOST of the time.

~She who has had plenty.

i sowwy
i not be an asshat none more...i can be one of those way cool cabbie hats

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Movie Industry,

Why do you insist on making mediocre movies out of perfectly good books?

Love,
Would Rather Read

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear ass crack man at the bar last night
my friends and I gotten many a laff last night due to yer asscrack
it was gross
Im glad you left and Im glad the smart assed janis joplin woman told you it was showing
to whit...either wear some draws or get a better belt
PLEASE
for the love of all that is holy

 

[kendra1980]

i sowwy
i not be an asshat none more...i can be one of those way cool cabbie hats

Dear Cabbie Hat Wearing Chicklet,

I know someone who wears HIS asshat so much, he is wearing it out. Please send your old asshat to him....he'll probably wear them both, he is such an asshat.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Cabbie Hat Wearing Chicklet,

I know someone who wears HIS asshat so much, he is wearing it out. Please send your old asshat to him....he'll probably wear them both, he is such an asshat.

http://www.davealpert.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/BKCrown_Full.jpg

i wore this hat last night
i sowwy he is the asshat
send the amish one over to teach him a lesson

 

[omahaman2]

Dear burger king king,
See I told you I was right about ALI! She is one of your followers!!
I heard her whispering to somebody last night, ' You want fries with that?"
I knew she had fallen for your dreamy look! You know what they say about those who protest the most!!

Oman McDonald

 

[kendra1980]

http://www.davealpert.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/BKCrown_Full.jpg

i wore this hat last night
i sowwy he is the asshat
send the amish one over to teach him a lesson

Dear Girl Who Makes me Laugh,

http://parisparfait.typepad.com/paris_parfait/images/2007/09/26/crown_w_diamonds.jpg I like this crown...it's nice and pointy, so if an asshat wearer gets too irritating, I can lower my head and gig him.

The Amish one is more than happy to come teach lessons. The KK one is about ready to let him

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear burger king king,
See I told you I was right about ALI! She is one of your followers!!
I heard her whispering to somebody last night, ' You want fries with that?"
I knew she had fallen for your dreamy look! You know what they say about those who protest the most!!

Oman McDonald

Dear OMA
you make me LOL
and on a MONDAY
xoxoxooxo
im thinking it may have been YOU in the bar last night showin everyone yer bunky

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Girl Who Makes me Laugh,

http://parisparfait.typepad.com/paris_parfait/images/2007/09/26/crown_w_diamonds.jpg I like this crown...it's nice and pointy, so if an asshat wearer gets too irritating, I can lower my head and gig him.

The Amish one is more than happy to come teach lessons. The KK one is about ready to let him

Dear KK
uhmm
ok are you takin yer geritol,,,joining AARP...knitting a shawl and shaking your fist at the nieghbourhood kids yet?
tell the amish one im out of oatmeal and am hungry
please send a salted pretzel
thanks

 

[kendra1980]

Dear KK
uhmm
ok are you takin yer geritol,,,joining AARP...knitting a shawl and shaking your fist at the nieghbourhood kids yet?
tell the amish one im out of oatmeal and am hungry
please send a salted pretzel
thanks

Dear Behave Yourself!

I am no geritol taking, slanket wearing, wummin, mind...but I SAID...I like that crown cuz it is POINTY.

*I'm not officially old til next year ....ask Nor *

I will send the Amish one over in his horse and buggy to deliver your oatmeal and pretzel. You will recognize him as he will be the Amish guy with a quilt made of panties in the buggy.

You're welcome