Dear X

[Natalya555]

dear old hag of a co-worker

im sorry that u hate me so..its truly not my fault that ur husband stares at me when he brings u breakfast or lunch. and its not my fault that your slack ass at what you do and that ive been here for a year a make more than you. i believe these are things you should take up with yourself instead of trying to bring me down. so go ahead..talk all the bullshit u wanna talk..at least i fuck my boyfriend so damn good that he doesnt even look at another women (unless i want him too ) ..so get ur life together and stop blaming me for ur problems

k thanks

sincerly, the hated co-worker

 

[omahaman2]

Dear Oman,

You made me laugh. What was that for, silly?

Love,
Me

He made you feel happy
He made you smile
He made you feel good about yourself
He deserved a thank you for that from all of us who
care about you!

 

[Lorilei]

He made you feel happy
He made you smile
He made you feel good about yourself
He deserved a thank you for that from all of us who
care about you!

Sheesh. Now you're gonna make me cry! But you're right, I am truly blessed to have him as a friend. {{{{[ Oman }}}}}

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Assclown,

You have no idea how lucky you are. Seriously. Just because you have challenges doesn't mean you get to act like a jerk and get away with it- not on my watch. You are an adult, and I expect you to act as such. I will hold you accountable for your actions, regardless of what other people let you get away with.

You treat people like shit, and expect people to bow down and do good things for you. Don't come looking to me for anything. If you continue to act this way, consider your life done- you contribute nothing, you do nothing, and you will end up alone with no one but staff to talk with. Good luck with that.

The Woman you Continually Disrespect, Call Names, and Treat Like Crap

 

[Natalya555]

dear mollydolly's assclown

you are a complete dumbass! and u should have ur throat slit for treating people like u do

sincerly, me

 

[omahaman2]

Sheesh. Now you're gonna make me cry! But you're right, I am truly blessed to have him as a friend. {{{{[ Oman }}}}}

and we are all blessed to share time with you here.
sorry for causing you tears!

 

[Lorilei]

and we are all blessed to share time with you here.
sorry for causing you tears!

They're not the bad kind of tears, sweetie, and thank you. I know I can be a bit hard to take sometimes.

 

[availableslave2u]

dear x,
i've told you that i only want to be friends. i've tried to be a friend, but you just keep pushing. doesn't the fact that i'm ignoring your calls and never return your e-mails tell you something? what else can i do?
me

 

[jenniferbaby]

Dear X,

Did I give you the impression that we were talking? Just because I don't freeze you with the cold shoulder doesn't mean I want anything to do with you. Please do leave me alone--it would do us both some good.

Me

 

[jenniferbaby]

Dear Prick of a Lawyer,

No, it is not a library-related website that I go to all the time. But I am very glad for your happy and misguided mistake. And fuck you.

Your devoted servant

 

[indecisiviously]

Dear Neighbor,

Your lawn is magnificient, best kept in the 'hood. But is it really necessary to mow at 10 PM? Sure, your tractor has huge headlights, but does that mean you are required to use them? I'm guessing you don't have nearly as much free time as I, but perhaps, you could only mow once a week? What about your kids? Can they sleep whilst you run laps around your house in the dark? Or do you persist in your nocturnal landscaping adventures as a slight to me? Is it a hint, your way of saying, "I can keep my yard pretty even in the dark. Why can't you do something about your ramshackle mess of wildflowers and neglected apple trees?"

If this continues, I shall be forced to declare war. And I have an inexhaustible arsenal of dandelion seeds.

Peacefully (at the moment) yours,

...i

 

[indecisiviously]

Dear Moths,

It's just a fucking lightbulb! You are ruining my midnight smoke breaks.

Swattingly yours,

...i

 

[indecisiviously]

Dear guys sitting next to me in the coffee shop,

Ever hear of "Indoor Voice?" I'm sure everyone else here is as fascinated to hear your take on politics and economics as I am.

Listen to FOX news much?

Obnoxiously yours,

...i

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Sister,

I love you, but if I'm sick the whole holiday, I shall be sorely put out.

Love,
Headachey and Scratchy and Stuffy Me

 

[husky4life]

Dear not feeling good lister,

Hope you feel better quickly!

Sincerely
Concerned lister

Oops wrong thread lol

 

[availableslave2u]

dear life,
give me a break please. can you please stop raining shit for just awhile? i'd really appreciate it.
me

 

[Daizie]

Dear Lor,

For you....feel better!

http://www.gatewaygourmet.com/images/chicken_soup.gif

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2007/03/03/imagebc6e1280-72c6-4350-9c8f-940da6798f01.jpg

http://foodmapper.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/orange-juice.png​

~Daizie

 

[Lorilei]

Dear not feeling good lister,

Hope you feel better quickly!

Sincerely
Concerned lister

Oops wrong thread lol

Dear Lor,

For you....feel better!

http://www.gatewaygourmet.com/images/chicken_soup.gif

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2007/03/03/imagebc6e1280-72c6-4350-9c8f-940da6798f01.jpg

http://foodmapper.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/orange-juice.png​

~Daizie

Dear Sweet, Concerned, Much Loved Friends,

Awwwww. Thank you. I'm thinking if I just drug myself up, it will pass in no time! And I'm taking my vitamins. *non-germy kisses all around*

Love,
Much Appreciative Me

 

[wferret]

Dear X,

Please stop trying to plot the destruction of the world. The Death Ray didn't work, trying to blow up the sun was a stupid idea, and the virus to wipe out all humanity except your genetically engineered "perfect humans" was, frankly, annoying.

Also, I don't think you're a real Doctor. Stop using the title.

WF

 

[Daizie]

Dear Ailing and Appreciative Thread Hostess,

*Hugs* http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/2097_cheer_up.gif

~A friend

 

[Daizie]

Dear Neighborhood Speeders,

When did my street become a Raceway? I did not get the memo. No one called to inform me. Alas, you two young, upstanding citizens with your little Scion and Honda hatchback, tinted windows and modified mufflers that sound more like the wet fart of someone who's eaten one too many cans of baked beans, have taken it upon yourselves to speed up and down my street and throughout the neighborhood. Please don't trouble yourselves with the children, the pets, the elderly or us regular folk who must cross the street from time to time. We do have our nerve to intrude on your domain!

However, one day when you least expect it because you're off speeding to whatever important young fool's event you must get to, a pack of nail will be waiting in the street for you. And don't be too surprised to come out one day and find slashed tires with a knife protruding from one of them. Consider it your trophy.

Sincerely,
Neighborhood Vigilante

 

[wferret]

Dear Neighborhood Speeders,

When did my street become a Raceway? I did not get the memo. No one called to inform me. Alas, you two young, upstanding citizens with your little Scion and Honda hatchback, tinted windows and modified mufflers that sound more like the wet fart of someone who's eaten one too many cans of baked beans, have taken it upon yourselves to speed up and down my street and throughout the neighborhood. Please don't trouble yourselves with the children, the pets, the elderly or us regular folk who must cross the street from time to time. We do have our nerve to intrude on your domain!

However, one day when you least expect it because you're off speeding to whatever important young fool's event you must get to, a pack of nail will be waiting in the street for you. And don't be too surprised to come out one day and find slashed tires with a knife protruding from one of them. Consider it your trophy.

Sincerely,
Neighborhood Vigilante

Heh heh heh.. taking back the streets

One day, a real rain's gonna come...



WF

 

[Natalya555]

dear mom,
sometimes even just ur voice aches me. maybe its your constant nagging about becoming more catholic...and blah blah or u telling me im going to hell. or maybe its because you always seem to find a way to put ur 2 cents into my life and bring me down. im sick of ur suffocating strict catholic ways..it is doing nothing more than pushing me away from religion..and making me sick to my fucking stomach!!!

love,
your daughter

 

[wferret]

dear mom,
sometimes even just ur voice aches me. maybe its your constant nagging about becoming more catholic...and blah blah or u telling me im going to hell. or maybe its because you always seem to find a way to put ur 2 cents into my life and bring me down. im sick of ur suffocating strict catholic ways..it is doing nothing more than pushing me away from religion..and making me sick to my fucking stomach!!!

love,
your daughter

Ouch... was gonna say, you have one those in your life too, but seeing your last line - ouch! How can parents put that stuff before the most important thing in their lives - supporting their children?



WF

 

[Natalya555]

im not really sure..i know my mother does her best. but one things for sure..if and when i ever decide to have a child of my own i would never put this kind of pressure on them. its crazy! and i dont even live with my mother ne more...but its like everytime i see her..she is saying something about how i need to go to confession...or be forgiven for my sins..this and that...and she HATES the catholic churches in america! and she cant stand the russian bapist churches either!...she is just never happy...and im not either..there is so much pressure to marry a ukrainian man (when the only one i have ever met in the US is a drug addict!!!)....to have a catholic wedding...to be religious..and be at church in my free time! she even thinks i should have volunteered to be the "cleaning" lady for the church...for FREE!?!?!?!?!? like i dont have enough things to do in my free time...like be on lit..or try to make time for the people who mean the most me..(hints her, my family, bf & gf)..ohh and if she found out that i liked girls..let alone have a gf she would shoot herself..i dont put it past her! that or never speak to me again! ughh i could go on all day..but truthfully i love her with my whole heart. even though she is driving me insane in her old ways..she has done a lot of good also