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~Haze~ said:
Ha.

Oh, this goes both ways.

I completely gave up online 'dating' a while ago after a few bad experiences.

The pictures women "show" should at least slightly resemble what you're going to look like in person.

I understand that people (women) want to send some of the more flattering pictures, but... at the very least, after looking at your picture, I should be able to pick you out of a line up IRL. Having no earthly idea what you really look like in person is not acceptable.

If my response at a real life meeting is "who are you?"... you did it wrong.
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I shouldn't have laughed at that, but I did... actually, most of the men I've met for drinks have been shocked that I look like my picture (the same one I use for my Avatar, here) - even though I tell them it's from October '09, yes it's me, oh by the way I'm maybe 5-7# heavier than when it was taken... That tells me there are a whoooooooole lotta truth-fudgers out there on both sides.
 
CutieMouse said:
I shouldn't have laughed at that, but I did... actually, most of the men I've met for drinks have been shocked that I look like my picture (the same one I use for my Avatar, here) - even though I tell them it's from October '09, yes it's me, oh by the way I'm maybe 5-7# heavier than when it was taken... That tells me there are a whoooooooole lotta truth-fudgers out there on both sides.
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I always tried to do as much as I could to put women at ease by sending like 10-12+ pictures over the course of getting to know someone online. I know it's tough to be a woman out there and I'm understanding of that, so I never pressed for the same.

I'm one of those rare people who enjoys the face-to-face 'cold approach' so I don't need to deal with the misrepresentations.
 
chy_girl said:
Dear Men Who Answer My Personal Ad(s)

"Strictly cyber or demands for immediate cyber/pics will be result in an end to the conversation" coupled with a profile that reads "Don't even ask to play, the answer is No. Again: No, No, No, and Hell No. Please drive through" is a fairly good hint that I'm not looking for cyber/online D/s. But thank you.
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Keep trying. Still too ambiguous.
 
Dear X,

I'm kind of nervous about what I told you. I really, really hope you take it the right way, though who really knows what the right way is. I just want things to go the best they possibly can.

:kiss:
 
Dear Xs,

I miss you both like crazy. All this drama and bullshit that's going on in my life--which neither of you are responsible for--is about to drive me out of my mind.

I just want to be there with you, away from the ridiculous bullshit. I want to be at both your feet. I want you to do whatever you want with me: torture me, pet me, make me clean your house, whatever. It doesn't really matter. I just want to be there.

My life is a crazy, chaotic mess. I am a crazy, chaotic mess. But the dizzying spin of things flying around me and fucking with my head seems to cease, or at least calm down a bit, when I'm there with you.

I think the two of you have more influence on me than you can readily imagine. I love you.

~Your Pet Bunny
 
BiBunny said:
Dear Xs,

I miss you both like crazy. All this drama and bullshit that's going on in my life--which neither of you are responsible for--is about to drive me out of my mind.

I just want to be there with you, away from the ridiculous bullshit. I want to be at both your feet. I want you to do whatever you want with me: torture me, pet me, make me clean your house, whatever. It doesn't really matter. I just want to be there.

My life is a crazy, chaotic mess. I am a crazy, chaotic mess. But the dizzying spin of things flying around me and fucking with my head seems to cease, or at least calm down a bit, when I'm there with you.

I think the two of you have more influence on me than you can readily imagine. I love you.

~Your Pet Bunny
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Dear Mr. M

Thank you for the opportunity to learn what I need from a Dom. For clarifying some of my own needs as a sub. As painful as this last growing pain has been, I'm still breathing. My heart is bruised, but not broken. And, through you, the universe has given me the opportunity understand and accept something about myself that could not have been understood any other way.

It's a little sad that we'll never have the opportunity to be friends, that you chose to never be in a position to experience the best of who I am as a person. I would have willingly laid so much of myself at your feet for things so simple as caring regard and respect. I suppose, though, that when I find the man willing and worthy of my total submission, of the gift of mind, body and soul that he will be able to appreciate and honor the fine wine made from the bitter grapes of your depleted soils.

A friend recently gave me an affirmation of sorts... "I am going to rock some guys world, if he ever decides to fucking show up." I'm sorry that you couldn't be bothered to show up despite the engraved invitation. Than again, I'm also sorry that such a marvelous cock is so closely attached to such a fine example of an ass hole.

Sincerely,

A damned good sub
 
Dear Male Subs,

Why do you all have to be annoying twats? Why can't there be one, ONE, un-annoying, un-twat-like male sub in a 100-mile radius? Blech.

~Bunny
 
BiBunny said:
Dear Male Subs,

Why do you all have to be annoying twats? Why can't there be one, ONE, un-annoying, un-twat-like male sub in a 100-mile radius? Blech.

~Bunny
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I could direct a counter-gender zing at women here. But yes, many men are bitches too. Disregard them all.
 
ImOnIt said:
I could direct a counter-gender zing at women here. But yes, many men are bitches too. Disregard them all.
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Yeah, women are bitches, too. They just aren't my current irritation. ;) I'm doing my best to disregard the idiots, but it's harder when they come in droves.
 
BiBunny said:
Yeah, women are bitches, too. They just aren't my current irritation. ;) I'm doing my best to disregard the idiots, but it's harder when they come in droves.
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I guess you've already hashed over the pros and cons of specifying a subby type male. I wonder how you can flush out a quality one.
 
ImOnIt said:
I guess you've already hashed over the pros and cons of specifying a subby type male. I wonder how you can flush out a quality one.
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That's a damn good question, LOL. If anyone has any answers, I would be much obliged if you'd share them with me.
 
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