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Dear Mr. M

Thank you for the opportunity to learn what I need from a Dom. For clarifying some of my own needs as a sub. As painful as this last growing pain has been, I'm still breathing. My heart is bruised, but not broken. And, through you, the universe has given me the opportunity understand and accept something about myself that could not have been understood any other way.

It's a little sad that we'll never have the opportunity to be friends, that you chose to never be in a position to experience the best of who I am as a person. I would have willingly laid so much of myself at your feet for things so simple as caring regard and respect. I suppose, though, that when I find the man willing and worthy of my total submission, of the gift of mind, body and soul that he will be able to appreciate and honor the fine wine made from the bitter grapes of your depleted soils.

A friend recently gave me an affirmation of sorts... "I am going to rock some guys world, if he ever decides to fucking show up." I'm sorry that you couldn't be bothered to show up despite the engraved invitation. Than again, I'm also sorry that such a marvelous cock is so closely attached to such a fine example of an ass hole.

Sincerely,

A damned good sub

He didn't deserve you.
 
Dear Ex-husband,

I know we aren't married anymore, I know we've managed to juggle the divorced parents of children thing pretty well...

But for the love of GOD could you please remember it's ME you're talking to?Remember me? Likes things orderly? Doesn't like last minute stuff? Needs ALL the information? Has requested the kid's schedules by email so I can keep track (since I now work full time, have a social life, parent part time, juggle the schedules of teh roommate/etc)?

So yes, I'd love to RSVP for middle daughter's parent/daughter Valentine's tea party... except that no one has told me what TIME it is, so I can switch schedules at work and actually attend.

And I need more than 48 hours to find out The Boy has Mandatory Saturday School this weekend. I hate having stuff like that sprung on me because I start to worry about WTH is going on... and [again] I'm happy to pick up the rest of them Friday night, and him on Saturday, and work around everything, but I need to know what TIME so I can plan around it. Kind of need ALL the information. A little. Please.

~M

*'cause now, I'm sitting here stressed as fuck, worried I won't be able to pull off the Valentine's thing and her feelings will be hurt, and wondering what the hell "Saturday School" is, why is my son doing it, and does that mean he got in trouble or something? And shit I have to work late tonight, and all day tomorrow, pick them up, do groceries, bed, wake up, do the drive again, plan the weekend, keep everyone happy, stay zen, stupid freaking supermommy complex dammitdamitdammit...
 
Dear X,

Sometimes I wish I weren't such a chatterbox. Clearly, I talk when nervous. Trying to keep that in check.

Yours,
Me
 
Dear X

Dear Libido,
I need you to back off right now, seriously, I am struggling to stay in a marriage where you, as my Libido, are much bigger and more aggressive, and his libido is,well semi-dead. Yes I know we both had hoped all this therapy for the last three years and his new meds would help, and yes I know it's been a decade of uneven ground. I know we have struggled together, and found a great outlet here, but we have to hang on for now.
I am disappointed too, and yes I also want to scream when I am so aroused and he has fallen asleep again without a kiss or a touch. But he is trying to work on the partnership of our marriage. I know, I know, same words/no actions, OK I know. And yes I am aggravated as all hell also by this, but for now this is what it is, so knock it off.
I will not continue to argue with you Libido, you need to either be satisfied with some online play or you can just trot yourself back into our WASP upbringing and sit quietly and think about knitting. Yes I am at that point, I will resume knitting if you don't stop filling my head with possibilities. I know you got all excited when we hit our sexual peak, and I know you miss the mind fucks, I do as well. But if you can't work with me, well I may have to trade you in for a calmer model. The intense urges to fellate, and the really intense spanking imagery needs to stop or we will make socks, lots of socks, with small needles and weird fluffy yarn.
I respect you, and know you have needs Libido but you have to calm down before you get me in trouble.
Talk to you soon,
EG
 
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The intense urges to fellate, and the really intense spanking imagery needs to stop or we will make socks, lots of socks, with small needles and weird fluffy yarn.

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EG

ROTFLMAO! This is great, this literally made me laugh out loud. Which I really needed this morning. Maybe I should threaten my libido with knitting socks, too. I wonder if it would work. :)
 
Dear Male Subs,

Why do you all have to be annoying twats? Why can't there be one, ONE, un-annoying, un-twat-like male sub in a 100-mile radius? Blech.

~Bunny

Dear BiBunny:

Can I worship your buthol mistrss?


In all seriousness, for quality msub finding - you know the drill. Needle in haystack. Show up to in-person stuff whenever possible if at all possible and accept that it may be totally lame and you may meet no prospects. Plug away. Fun boys to beat on exist. They're often switches, too. When they are it's very likely that they get quality top experiences and NO quality bottom experiences - that's my tip of the day.
 
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Dear Universe,

Please know that your efforts to guide me in the direction needed for learning and living are totally appreciated... but if you could just slow the fuck down for two god damned minutes so I can get my head on straight and maybe take a breath or three - that'd be great. Thanks.

chy
 
Dear BiBunny:

Can I worship your buthol mistrss?


In all seriousness, for quality msub finding - you know the drill. Needle in haystack. Show up to in-person stuff whenever possible if at all possible and accept that it may be totally lame and you may meet no prospects. Plug away. Fun boys to beat on exist. They're often switches, too. When they are it's very likely that they get quality top experiences and NO quality bottom experiences - that's my tip of the day.

Believe it or not, in my various profiles, I have "switches preferred, but not required," in hopes of catching one of those. Unfortunately, they've all been annoying twats, too.

Our local group consists almost entirely of female subs. And there are just too many people I dislike at the Birmingham group, LOL. I keep hoping if I stick around, a bi male switch who isn't annoying will show up eventually.
 
if I stick around, a bi male switch who isn't annoying will show up eventually.

Yes. It's all an attrition thing.

Dear Money Gods:

as badly as I bitch for your intervention sometimes, please stop beating up T so bad. I need de-stressed dicking soon.
 
Dear X,

I wish our call hadn't ended so abruptly. Given the opportunity, I could talk to you for hours and hours.

Yours,
Me
 
Dear X,
I miss you. or at least i think i do. I am in a funk about you. Maybe what i want doesnt really exisit. I will miss the escape you offered me in the last 3 months. I always wish good things for you. ~ Me
 
Dear Topsites,

You are most annoying. I will be glad when I finish submitting to each and every one of your irritating asses, so I never have to look at or think about you again.

Sincerely,
Bunny
 
Dear crafty mouse,

So you are responsible for clanging I hear in my oven every now and again are you.

I am having a roast dinner tonight.....your favourite.

And I know you are there waiting, nice and warm somewhere between the wall and the oven for the spuds to be ready :mad::rolleyes:

well, I have got the peppermint oil ready.

Sniff on that Mr.
 
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Dear X,

I woke up reeking of sex this morning. Not that I needed the reminder of last night, but oh boy was it a good reminder. Thank you.

Secondly, I am not likely to get my assignment completed today. I could argue that someone kept me awfully (and wonderfully) distracted for hours upon hours yesterday when I could have been writing. I may get it up in time, but I may fail. Please understand and go easy on me.

Wishing I were at your feet.
Yours,
Me
 
Dear Libido,
I need you to back off right now, seriously, I am struggling to stay in a marriage where you, as my Libido, are much bigger and more aggressive, and his libido is,well semi-dead. Yes I know we both had hoped all this therapy for the last three years and his new meds would help, and yes I know it's been a decade of uneven ground. I know we have struggled together, and found a great outlet here, but we have to hang on for now.
I am disappointed too, and yes I also want to scream when I am so aroused and he has fallen asleep again without a kiss or a touch. But he is trying to work on the partnership of our marriage. I know, I know, same words/no actions, OK I know. And yes I am aggravated as all hell also by this, but for now this is what it is, so knock it off.
I will not continue to argue with you Libido, you need to either be satisfied with some online play or you can just trot yourself back into our WASP upbringing and sit quietly and think about knitting. Yes I am at that point, I will resume knitting if you don't stop filling my head with possibilities. I know you got all excited when we hit our sexual peak, and I know you miss the mind fucks, I do as well. But if you can't work with me, well I may have to trade you in for a calmer model. The intense urges to fellate, and the really intense spanking imagery needs to stop or we will make socks, lots of socks, with small needles and weird fluffy yarn.
I respect you, and know you have needs Libido but you have to calm down before you get me in trouble.
Talk to you soon,
EG
This, only I don't knit. I even briefly comtemplated getting my own prescription for the libido deadening antidepressant he's on. Gods know I'm depressed enough for it now.

We need that damn Like button!
 
Dear x,

No, I'm going to your happy place. :D It's soft and spankable. And it smells really, really good.

Finally,
Me.
 
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