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Their sizing is horrific.

Goodness, I can't even remember the last time I was in there. Although I suppose some of their stuff would actually fit me now. I still get the sense of being looked over disapprovingly whenever I walk in, and my size 12 self is a lot smaller than my old 22.
 
Their sizing is horrific.

You're tellin me. I love the body by victoria full coverage push up because it actually fit. I was SHOCKED.
I went from a 36B over the course of 6 months working there, only gaining about 5 pounds, and in their sizes to a 36 D. Or even a 38 depending on which section. Very Sexy was the worst. Panties I always did very well with. Bras not so much.
 
Goodness, I can't even remember the last time I was in there. Although I suppose some of their stuff would actually fit me now. I still get the sense of being looked over disapprovingly whenever I walk in, and my size 12 self is a lot smaller than my old 22.

That's the beauty of shopping online!

You're tellin me. I love the body by victoria full coverage push up because it actually fit. I was SHOCKED.
I went from a 36B over the course of 6 months working there, only gaining about 5 pounds, and in their sizes to a 36 D. Or even a 38 depending on which section. Very Sexy was the worst. Panties I always did very well with. Bras not so much.

Well, it would be kind of fun to be a 36D for once in my life. I love their "Sexy Little Things". So cute. I have a pair of blue, lacy, boy shorts that are so comfy. I also have a push up bra that makes me look gigantic - didn't plan on that but not complaining, LOL.
 
Yeah, but you have to remember I'm a lingerie snob, and fit women for a living. ;)

If I had a nickle for every time a woman came in my shop saying "Oh VS sized me and I'm a [36C][38D] 38DD, but none of them fit right..." I'd be filthy stinking rich.

(BTW - about 80% of the time a "38DD" VS customer comes in, she's actually a 32F, a 32FF or a 34G - meaning VS put her in a bra with a band larger than the fullest part of her bust and a cup so small she ended up with back pain and porn boobs.)
 
Yeah, but you have to remember I'm a lingerie snob, and fit women for a living. ;)

If I had a nickle for every time a woman came in my shop saying "Oh VS sized me and I'm a [36C][38D] 38DD, but none of them fit right..." I'd be filthy stinking rich.

(BTW - about 80% of the time a "38DD" VS customer comes in, she's actually a 32F, a 32FF or a 34G - meaning VS put her in a bra with a band larger than the fullest part of her bust and a cup so small she ended up with back pain and porn boobs.)

Snob away, CM. Seriously, I'm a happy little 36B. ;)

I had a friend who went to a lingerie shop in Italy and, in broken Italian, told the clerk that she was looking for a bra. The woman then proceeded to grab her breasts, nod, and grab a selection of bras off the racks. My friend said they all fit perfectly, best fit she's ever had.
 
Snob away, CM. Seriously, I'm a happy little 36B. ;)

I had a friend who went to a lingerie shop in Italy and, in broken Italian, told the clerk that she was looking for a bra. The woman then proceeded to grab her breasts, nod, and grab a selection of bras off the racks. My friend said they all fit perfectly, best fit she's ever had.

Yup - I'll stay my happy little 32C. LOL
 
*looks down at her boobs* I can only imagine when my milk comes in what these fuckers will look like. :(

Snob away, CM. Seriously, I'm a happy little 36B. ;)

I had a friend who went to a lingerie shop in Italy and, in broken Italian, told the clerk that she was looking for a bra. The woman then proceeded to grab her breasts, nod, and grab a selection of bras off the racks. My friend said they all fit perfectly, best fit she's ever had.

Ha ha! Nice! Molestation by clerk! I love it.
 
I think there are no male Litsters awake right now.

Or maybe they are but just don't want to talk about bras?
 
I think there are no male Litsters awake right now.

Or maybe they are but just don't want to talk about bras?

Most men don't know anything about bras, KareBear.

Mister recently asked me what "number" bra I wore. :D
 
Dear X,Y, Z

thanks for being family NOT... I will remeber this very well.

~me


PS: Fuck you all! :)
 
Yeah, but you have to remember I'm a lingerie snob, and fit women for a living. ;)

If I had a nickle for every time a woman came in my shop saying "Oh VS sized me and I'm a [36C][38D] 38DD, but none of them fit right..." I'd be filthy stinking rich.

(BTW - about 80% of the time a "38DD" VS customer comes in, she's actually a 32F, a 32FF or a 34G - meaning VS put her in a bra with a band larger than the fullest part of her bust and a cup so small she ended up with back pain and porn boobs.)

Thats probably because either the new girl or the manager fit her. Manager wants to sell bras. The new girl has no idea what shes doing.
I did that job for 6 months and did a shitton of fittings, never had a complaint because I forced them into the dressing room to make sure they fit right, but then again alot of women dont know how a bra is SUPPOSED to fit them. Most women think the boobs bustin out of the top because its "push up" is sexy. Okay when you have a line across them and its visable through a tank top we have issues....

I will say alot of the girls in VS were pushy to get you to buy a bra there. When I measure a woman, regardless if she spends money in MY store i want her to get something that she will wear and be comfortable. I used to send women to Fredericks all the time from my store because they would find something that fit better. LOL Maybe that was bad for business but its about making the customer happy right?


I just know I couldnt wear anything but like Angels or BBV because my boobs got too big -.-
Gain a bit of weight and it goes straight to the boobs and ass. go figure.

And Yes I love their SexyLittle Things. They have the cutest little blue boy shorts with white polka dots on them. Love those. They used to have thongs that said cute things too, I loved the one that was bright blue and said sexy on it :)
 
Dear X,

Who is surprised that the "internet" went out yesterday, yet your cell phone is working just fine today. Could you not even seen a freaking text that said, "sorry the power went out?" Oh, wait, that would require you to think of someone besides yourself.

Seriously, you are walking a very fine line. (The repo lady is about to take her shit back and never let you even look at it again.)

~One pissed off pussy
 
Dear X,
You turned 50 today.
I'm sorry there will be no party or presents.
You lost all that when we left.
I actually feel sorry about it though, because I have been planning your 50th Bday party for 10 years. The kids would have loved it and so would you.
Well anyway. Happy 50th Bday.
 
Dear X,
You turned 50 today.
I'm sorry there will be no party or presents.
You lost all that when we left.
I actually feel sorry about it though, because I have been planning your 50th Bday party for 10 years. The kids would have loved it and so would you.
Well anyway. Happy 50th Bday.
Pffft. I hope he has a miserable birthday, because that's what he deserves.
 
Dear Mother,
Why, when you sent me the photos of my daughter's graduation, did you include two which had my EX husband in them?

I know he is the kids' father but do you know how sick in the stomach I felt when I saw him (even if it was just in a photo)?

I haven't seen him in person for over 4 years and don't want to again if I can help it.

I think I will cut him out of the pics. Thanks anyway :rolleyes:

Love your daughter, who tried to tell you how she was treated but you didn't want to listen :rolleyes: :(
 
Dear X- Why after all these years...what has it been 15 or 16 years by now..do I still have dreams about you? I had them quite often the 1st 10 years. Always the same kind of scenario. Me coming back to visit you, you treating me like the loving, attentive, reactive, emotional involved, intimate husband I always wished you had been.

You are all the things to me in these dreams that you should have been, but that I didn't realize at the time...you had no capacity to be. There is always another woman who is there, you are dating or is living with you. You are all those things to her. I take you back from her and Ohhhhhhh our lovemaking, our closeness, our passion, and our intimacy is everything and more in these dreams. Why do I still have these dreams? Is it a kind of emotional torture my sub-conscience likes to put me through?

Is it because I still loved you when I left you? Is it because....shit I don't care why...just take them back and stop being there in these dreams. I was told by the woman who lived with you after I did, that I ruined you for sex.

But that wasn't it... was it?...it was the fact that you were really gay, and had not yet realized it? I heard you have found your true self and I am glad for that. Now stay out of my dreams. I am not going to blame myself for your lack of feelings, lack of sexual attraction and lack of passion for me....anymore.
 
I so feel for you Bandit, my mom does stomach turning crap like that to me all the time too.

*hug*

:rose:
 
Dear x,

I hate you for walking away and leaving me to deal with this whole mess all by myself.

Especially since YOU made this what it is. You made choices that were juvenile, cowardly, and selfish.

I hope the rest of your miserable life is spent continuously pickling your liver,
regretting the abominable liar that you are, and maybe, if I get very lucky, you'll fall off the boat and become shark food.

You were lucky to be in MY life for 8 years. I just wish it was 8 years that I could have back.

You spineless jellyfish.

~me
 
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