Dear X:

Dear SB
This is the best Dear X: ever.
Huge smiles,
v~

Dear P and B,
I can't tell you how much I appreciate your welcome and gentle persuasion. Maybe one day, I'll be able to do something with a penis. But I know you'll wait until I make up my mind.

What is really cool is that you don't expect another time and neither do I. I respect you and feel the same in return.

Thank you for the marathon of pleasure.
:heart:
v~

Dear vella....
When you figure it out could you let me know...

~Liz
 
Dear Skanky Neighbor,

Don't make me knock you and that useless piece of shit man of yours down off that porch.
Mind your own fucking bussiness and stop watching my house and what my family does.
It won't hurt my feeling to come over there and lay a bitch slappin on you.

Me.
 
Knowing exactly where you stand is not always a good thing.
In fact it can be damned depressing.





Hugging myself doesn't work.
 
Dear D.,

What the FUCK right do you think you have to be angry at me for forgetting to send you a thank-you note for Christmas when you've thrown every fucking holiday tradition our family ever had out the god-damned window?!

Sincerely,
Your very angry and hurting daughter
 
Dear X,

Sure...tell him not to do his homework, the he can fail third grade, that you "don't give a fuck."

Yeah, that'll work. :rolleyes:

I have news for you: He's only eight years old, and whether you had a rotten day at work or not, he certainly deserves better from you.

I'll help him with his homework, even though he whined longer than it took to get it done, because I do give a fuck.

~ One Pissed-off Mom :mad:
 
Dear J,

I don't care if you want to know what I am having. I don't care that you remembered that I told you that you needed to have this time off because I was going for the big u/s. You lost all your rights when you threatened me and my child. So go and play with your girlfriends... and go to hell. 'K pumpkin.

~H
 
Knowing exactly where you stand is not always a good thing.
In fact it can be damned depressing.

Hugging myself doesn't work.

*warmhugs* :rose::kiss:

Dear J,

I don't care if you want to know what I am having. I don't care that you remembered that I told you that you needed to have this time off because I was going for the big u/s. You lost all your rights when you threatened me and my child. So go and play with your girlfriends... and go to hell. 'K pumpkin.

~H

You go, mama! Right on! :rose:
 
Rubbish
12/22/08 By: Anonymous
Literature ? No. This would only appeal to the lowest.
Obviously, treating a woman this way appeals to you.
I hope that by now you are comfortable in your little padded room with frequent visits from a good psychiatrist

It's fiction. Know what that means? It means it isn't true. It's just a story, and I made it up. You really shouldn't be reading stories in this cstegory if you can't distinguish between fiction and reality. :eek:
 
Dear Venus,

Would you please send over some love my way? I could sure use it today. Life is hard and some beauty, some softness, some gentle love would help a lot. Have you forgotten me? I'm over here. The one with the sad brown eyes and the need for so much more than I have right now!!!!! Help.

Love,
LA
 
I second that, I want to be warm!
~~~

dear headache and cut on head,

F-off will ya. Not good timing at all

Chant


{(((((((((HUGS))))))))} offers you an ice pack and a bottle of your favorite pain killers.......

man that sucks.... here's another hug {{{{{{(((((((HUGS)))))}}}}}}:kiss::kiss: to make it better
 
Dear brain,

Stop living int he past. It's gone, and you didn't get what you wanted out of it. Now move on and get what you need out of what could possibly happen instead of just dreaming about it.
 
Dear brain,

Stop living int he past. It's gone, and you didn't get what you wanted out of it. Now move on and get what you need out of what could possibly happen instead of just dreaming about it.

Dear Todd,

What did you think was going to happen when you offered to go out with the poor lonely woman that couldn't get her friends to go with her to the movies? Fall for you right away, even though she had been flirting with you for the last hour while not on the phone? Well the only possible outcome happened. You got turned down again.

Sincerely,

The part of you that hates being me.
 
Dear Todd,

What did you think was going to happen when you offered to go out with the poor lonely woman that couldn't get her friends to go with her to the movies? Fall for you right away, even though she had been flirting with you for the last hour while not on the phone? Well the only possible outcome happened. You got turned down again.

Sincerely,

The part of you that hates being me.

DUDE! "poor lonely woman that couldn't get her friends to go with her to the movies"? With that kind of opinion of her it got telegraphed big time. Try it again with a "Hey, this is a pretty cool chick!" attitude and you will get WAY diff results, I betcha!!!
 
DUDE! "poor lonely woman that couldn't get her friends to go with her to the movies"? With that kind of opinion of her it got telegraphed big time. Try it again with a "Hey, this is a pretty cool chick!" attitude and you will get WAY diff results, I betcha!!!

That wasn't my attitude at the time, it was just the best description I could come up with for her while posting. I was in the moment and right on top of the hints that she was putting out that she wanted company when going to the movies tonight. When I let her know that I was interested I was turned down because I am a customer at the shop that I was waiting for something from, and she doesn't date customers so that they don't lose business because it happened to someone else that works there just recently.

And I'm a little old for her (she's 20, I'm 33).
 
I am a customer at the shop that I was waiting for something from.

And I'm a little old for her (she's 20, I'm 33).

If you're a customer she probably doesn't know you that well and yes, the fact that you're 13 years older is probably the biggest part of it. Will you pick somebody real or are you having fun beating yourself up? :rose: Sorry, but you've got stop thinking this way. You're only hurting yourself.
 
If you're a customer she probably doesn't know you that well and yes, the fact that you're 13 years older is probably the biggest part of it. Will you pick somebody real or are you having fun beating yourself up? :rose: Sorry, but you've got stop thinking this way. You're only hurting yourself.

Thank you for reminding me that I don't know any real people anywhere near my actual age. Except for married mothers. Unless you are suggesting I break up a family or two? No, I didn't think so.
 
Thank you for reminding me that I don't know any real people anywhere near my actual age. Except for married mothers. Unless you are suggesting I break up a family or two? No, I didn't think so.

What happened to your profile on Cupid? There's new people on there all the time. No, I wouldn't suggest you break up a family, but I got news for you, some of them are breaking up on their own. One of the guys I was chatting with today is somewhat recently divorced. Go look. :rose:
 
What happened to your profile on Cupid? There's new people on there all the time. No, I wouldn't suggest you break up a family, but I got news for you, some of them are breaking up on their own. One of the guys I was chatting with today is somewhat recently divorced. Go look. :rose:

I get ignored there too. My highest match percentages are with younger women or women not in my area. I mostly message women 27 or older. A reply a month would be more than average. Getting two replies from one woman gets my hopes up. Then I get ignored. I don't know how to communicate, or make myself appear desirable.
 
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