Dear Santa....

Oh Santa.....I would love for you to bring something special to everyone...just to make the season magical!

...you always make magic for me!:)
 
Dear Santa,

I hope the reindeer , the elves , you and missus Clause are well. Hopefully you will have me on your good list this year. But Santa I just wanted to clear some things up that go against your working practice and might be taken the wrong way as maybe to put me on the other list:

  • When I was bold and naughty I didn't get coal. Instead I was tied down and spanked.
  • Santa , I hid the car keys of my partner. My partner took me by the hand to my room by and done naughty things with/to me.
  • I was thinking good things, Santa, when my partner dressed up like a school girl at Halloween. How was I to know we would end up naked on the floor of of our friends house?
  • You will be pleased to hear ,Santa, this year I did not forget my parters birthday as we went to Rome. Well I did see the sights, all of which where on the insides of the hotel room.
  • I tried to be in church every Sunday, just like God said Santa. Well sometimes I park in the church car park, which I hope half counts.
  • I am kind and generous through the year too Santa not just at Christmas. I buy presents for my partner all the time, including that very expensive Suspension Harness.

So in conclusion all I want is more of what I got last year if that's ok Santa?

Love to every one in Lapland

Sol

P.S
Don't believe what any one says about me playing doctors with that girl.
My {inert partners name} was playing with us as well so we are all in the same bed together.
 
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Dear Santa,

We both know you won't give me what I really want, so I guess I'll just say cash.

Thanks,
Miles


PS: Just because I leave you milk and cookies that does not give you permission to raid my fridge and use my bathroom. Talk about the gift that kept on giving. Come on, you're better than that.
 
Dear Santa,

I'd really like a new oven please. It's really annoying when it repeatly turns off whenever I'm cooking or baking. It's especially frustrating when it locks and none of the buttons work and the only way to fix it is to unplug it. If you bring me a new oven before Christmas, I'll bake you all the cookie you want.

Thanks
 
Dear Santa:
I often think about all the things I have asked for in the past and have come to the same conclusion as to what I desire this year.

I ask only for happiness. I want my friends, my family and those here on the board to be happy regardless of what situation they may find themselves in. Happiness can mean a loving partner, safety and security or perhaps just a friendly smile to make their day.

As one who flies the skies, I understand the risks you take and what you do that one night a year and appreciate you no matter what the nay sayers may quip about your presence.

I also hope you find happiness as well, St Nick.

Azul.
 
Dear Santa--

I would like a time machine; I promise to use it very responsibly.

Humper
 
Dear Santa

You know what we discussed......please please please....if I promise to be a really good girl (you can interpret that any way you choose :D )

Naughty but Nice Me :)
 
Dear Santa,

It's been a big year and I've been very very good. Again. So my list is perhaps longer than usual.

Ruby Slippers. Sadly, I do not have a pair of ruby slippers, and feel that they are necessary to complete any number of outfits. I don't mean red, I mean rubied. Please. :)

Tiara and Wand. Something quiet, you know. Not too tall.

Wonder Woman plane upgrades. The plane is not getting me where I need to be, and as I'm not a mechanic, I need help diagnosing the issues. Alternatively, feel free to upgrade the plane to a transporter portal.

Powerball. If you can get me the winning numbers for a drawing in early 2010, that would be very very helpful. I don't need zillions, and I'll share the wealth, as you know.

Raptor Neutralizer. I don't think I want to kill them, but when the taloned chickens come at me, I'd like something to send them home again.

Think that should just about do it. If you have to prioritize, the plane and powerball are really high priority. Thanks so much for all you do to bring smiles, Santa. We'll all be wishing you safe travels.

Hugs and Kisses
~ Curvy
 
Dear Santa,

I have been a very good girl this year.... very good at being naughty! I dont wish for much but if you can make my rampant rabbit stop interfering with the tv reception I would be very grateful! :D

Also please give everyone on Literotica the most amazing orgasms ;)

xx:kiss:xx
 
Dear Santa,

I have been a very good girl this year.... very good at being naughty! I dont wish for much but if you can make my rampant rabbit stop interfering with the tv reception I would be very grateful! :D

Also please give everyone on Literotica the most amazing orgasms ;)

xx:kiss:xx

like it. :kiss:
 
Raptor Neutralizer. I don't think I want to kill them, but when the taloned chickens come at me, I'd like something to send them home again.

But if you don't kill them, then what do you expect me to make for Christmas dinner?

And isn't half the fun having cold raptor sandwiches for the whole week after?
 
Dear Santa,
Please send me a nice looking female friend with benefits. I will do the rest. :) I will be watching the skies for you.

Thanks
 
But if you don't kill them, then what do you expect me to make for Christmas dinner?

And isn't half the fun having cold raptor sandwiches for the whole week after?
Have you seen what they EAT? Eek. Nosir, we like your actual grain-eating poultry, not your taloned-chicken variety. :)

But thanks for the reminder...soon, we'll have turkey sandwiches!!

Dear Santa,

A pantless kiba.

Thank you

~S

(love ya, kibakins):rose:
Dear Santa,

Add this to my list, too. It's a two-fer! And please put extra sweets in Serene's stocking for thinking of such a great gift.

Curvy
 
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