Dear Santa....

[border_humper]

Santa--

How about a time machine? Can the elves manage that?

Me.

 

[Isid]

hey there santa!

reformat my brain... k?

I

 

[charmed1]

Santa,

Peace and quiet. That's all I need.

Thanks in advance,

Charmed

 

[call_me_Melody]

Dear Santa,
How's that coming? You figure it out yet?
Just checking....
Love and kisses...
Melody

 

[Ebru_Labadon]

Hey Santa

There are just too many people on Earth. 6.8 billion is too much. Let's just destroy about half of the world's uselss population, okay?

 

[cindy70s]

Santa,

You know what I want. I ask for it every year.
Maybe I'll be good enough this year to actually receive it? Please?

C

 

[livvylaine]

Dear Santa,

Please can I have another spanking?

Livvy

 

[misfortunex]

Dear Santa

You know what I want, I know I can't have it, so i will just wish that you help protect any other family from the pain we have suffered.

Oh, a new ipod would do the trick on a selfish note.

Missyx

 

[border_humper]

Dear Santa--

Please give me a paddle. I promise to use it responsibly.

BH

 

[black_dog_bone]

Dear Santa,

I think they misspelled your name. It should be Satan.

 

[dancesforfun]

Dear Santa

If you could just send some presents for my children I'd be grateful. At the moment I haven't been able to buy anything due to major lack of funds and my ex has been constantly rubing my nose in it and telling my kids and me how shit a mother I am and how great he is.

Alternately a hit man for the ex please http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/grinser/grinning-smiley-003.gif

Luv and booby hugs from
Dancesforfun xxx

 

[justforthis]

.......

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Santa

Him...just him...maybe in a red bow...or something

Good Girl (honest!)

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Santa,

I really, REALLY need this. http://www.liberator.com/eng/product/gigi/10228

And it's on sale! I've been a good girl, I swear.

No, really. I have.

 

[noisymother]

Dear Santa,

I really, REALLY need this. http://www.liberator.com/eng/product/gigi/10228

And it's on sale! I've been a good girl, I swear.

No, really. I have.

You really deserve one - I have one and it's great!

 

[Lorilei]

You really deserve one - I have one and it's great!

I've heard nothing but rave reviews. I want it!

 

[noisymother]

I've heard nothing but rave reviews. I want it!

*crosses fingers*

(but not legs!)

 

[Lorilei]

*crosses fingers*

(but not legs!)

I lol'd.

 

[limiwa]

Hey there FAT MAN!

Didja get that most recent request? Hmmm...We've been so, so, very good...to each other in our own verted ways...Pa~lease?

Thanks...hehe, us.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Dear Santa.....

OK, I admit it...I've been bad...please give me a lump of coal.....and if not too much trouble, an industrial-strength pressure compression device of some sort that I can use ON the coal..

Thanks!

 

[Grifters]

Can I ask Santa for oral? not from him, perse

 

[classiclitlover]

Dear Santa -

Can I get a one-night pass? Complete freedom? A lost evening - without consequences or regrets..

~

 

[aniram]

Dear Santa

I know this is a big ask, can you please give everyone the things they asked for.
That would be more than enough for me.

Thankyou

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Santa,

Ani is sweet, so please make sure she gets what she wants too

As for me...


I'd take a hella blizzard on Tuesday night. Make it 4 feet of snow please. Global warming my ass

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Santa,

Ani is sweet, so please make sure she gets what she wants too

As for me...


I'd take a hella blizzard on Tuesday night. Make it 4 feet of snow please. Global warming my ass

*fingers crossed*