Dear Santa....
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brummiesteve
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Dear Santa,
Please make sure my friends get everything they desire this festive season.
Thanks in advance
Steve
Please make sure my friends get everything they desire this festive season.
Thanks in advance
Steve
nosoup4crr
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Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is some career clarity.
...and maybe bridget moynahan.
thanks in advance,
Christopher
All I want for Christmas is some career clarity.
...and maybe bridget moynahan.
thanks in advance,
Christopher
Tasty_GA_Honey
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Dear Santa,
I have two weeks off work for Christmas... need a naughty little helper???
~kisses~
I have two weeks off work for Christmas... need a naughty little helper???
~kisses~
IAboy
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I wish for you to give the woman above me what she wants... Sounds like she's in need of rest, relaxation, and sexual attention.......
I wish for you to give all the lonely people in this world, companionship this Christmas..... I wish for you to give me more of what I have had this year.
Love, peace, and happiness..
brummiesteve
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Dear Santa
Don't forget what I asked for.
Steve
Don't forget what I asked for.
Steve
jeffy72
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Dear Santa,
I would like to know the laws of physics well enough in order to build a vehicle capable of visiting every house on the world in one night. I probably wouldn't use this knowledge for as noble a cuase as you, but I promise not to become infamous with it either.
Sincerely,
a deviating physics student
I would like to know the laws of physics well enough in order to build a vehicle capable of visiting every house on the world in one night. I probably wouldn't use this knowledge for as noble a cuase as you, but I promise not to become infamous with it either.
Sincerely,
a deviating physics student
janeyl
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Am I your friend?
Get your pencil and paper baby!! I want what Eartha wanted...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwcDlxn1LKs
brummiesteve
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Am I your friend?
Get your pencil and paper baby!! I want what Eartha wanted...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwcDlxn1LKs
Of course you are.
Dear Santa,
Please do not forget to get Janey everything she asks for.
(If it means I get one less present, so be it).
Thanks mate.
Steve
janeyl
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he he!!
the convertible has to be LIGHT blue remember...Not that I'm demanding nor nuffin
SinfulSophia
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Dear Santa,
I've been a very naughty girl, the good kind of naughty.
Could you send me a well hung man who can fulfill all my desires?
Or maybe I can sit on your lap and we can get it on?
SinfulSophia
I've been a very naughty girl, the good kind of naughty.
Could you send me a well hung man who can fulfill all my desires?
Or maybe I can sit on your lap and we can get it on?
SinfulSophia
brummiesteve
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he he!!
the convertible has to be LIGHT blue remember...Not that I'm demanding nor nuffin
Oh bollocks, I had a convertible on my list.
Oh well.
janeyl
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Oh bollocks, I had a convertible on my list.
Oh well.
You can have the sable...I'm anti fur
brummiesteve
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janeyl
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Too kind, but sable is so, 2008.
I'll take you driving topless in my convertible...
brummiesteve
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I'll take you driving topless in my convertible...
Now that's an offer, I would be stupid to refuse.
Can we keep the roof on? I wouldn't want you to catch a cold.
Snuggle Bunz
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A Job
The ingredients to make my family's Brown Bread so i can give it out as xmas gifts!
Shoot i wouldnt mind a new bra either...
Pity i never believed in Santa...But i do believe in God so I'll pray on it ^_^
A Job
The ingredients to make my family's Brown Bread so i can give it out as xmas gifts!
Shoot i wouldnt mind a new bra either...
Pity i never believed in Santa...But i do believe in God so I'll pray on it ^_^
dear santa,
what i desire, i don't think you have in that red bag of yours. but if you could find a way to help the needy families, i'd be greatly appreciative. you see, i'd like to believe that all children dream of sugar plums on christmas eve; even those without a home.
thank you and be golden,
audeamus
what i desire, i don't think you have in that red bag of yours. but if you could find a way to help the needy families, i'd be greatly appreciative. you see, i'd like to believe that all children dream of sugar plums on christmas eve; even those without a home.
thank you and be golden,
audeamus
Casualencounter
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Dear Santa,
This year I have been very, very, naughty. Send Condoms, Latex is getting expensive. Thanx
This year I have been very, very, naughty. Send Condoms, Latex is getting expensive. Thanx
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Roxanne_Smith69
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Dear Santa,
Not sure if you can help with this, but just in case ... Can you put a plane ticket to FL in Pervy's stocking?
Thanks.
Rox
Not sure if you can help with this, but just in case ... Can you put a plane ticket to FL in Pervy's stocking?
Thanks.
Rox
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littlebabyclit
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or should I have written to Satan ? or Seitan ?
Dear Mr. Claus,
You've never heard from me before, and you'll probably never hear from me again. I'm not fond of asking mythical, imaginary beings for help...ever since the main other one has never really bestowed upon me this great gift I'm requesting. But hey, lots of other people believe in you, Claus, so, why not give it a shot. Can't hurt. Okay, I'll admit, I'm kind of desperate at this point to be talking to you. But (grovel, grovel) you're known for your sunny, giving demeanor so, at the very least, I expect you'll listen patiently and kindly...I just hope one of your lackeys doesn't send me an obvious form letter reply that you received this.
Listen, Santa (may I call you that? ) I've been a realllllllllly good girl all my life, probably too good. I'd appreciate some credit for that now, from somewhere, preferably from someone with magical powers ? I'm not counting on a heavenly reward, so a credit right here, right now would be most convenient for me, if you don't mind. If being good means anything, then why do all the less-than-good, naughty and bad girls have wayyyyyyyy more fun than me ? I don't mean to complain, but sometimes I think it's just not fair, Santa, not at all. I've been a faithful wife for many, many years, and yet the girls who are out fucking 3 guys at a time in all their holes, sometimes without condoms (gasp!) well, they're having multiple orgasms and I got diddly squat. Not that I like to knock your competition in the magical department but that other magical being, I've found, is pretty random and inconsistent with whom is allowed to decadently enjoy the full fruits of temporal pleasures, in contrast to those who are allotted, for no discernible karmic reasons, to suffer from loneliness and/or sexual frustration and dissatisfaction. So, I know you're essentially the head of a kid-oriented enterprise, but, if you would (and if you could) please help out this grown-up girl to achieve an actual orgasm before I die? I really don't think that's too much to ask...even though the moody, "omnipotent" one has never (and seemingly won't) help me out with this. A lovely orgasm- cost effective, hardly a bother as you don't even need to have the elves manufacture or gift wrap this for me. I don't care if it's clitoral, G Spot, A Spot, whatever spot, I'm not picky. So how much of an inconvenience could this be for you? Should I have written instead to Mrs. Claus and asked her if she thinks you'd be any good taking care of this request ? And please, Santa, don't quickly write me off by penciling a drop off of a Betty Dodson book or video in my mail slot, or by making me an appointment with another therapist. I've already gone that route, don't need to again. It's not all in my head ferchrissakes already. You understand, don't you, Santa ? I can't be the only pre-orgasmic girl who's written to you. Hey Santa, a great alternate gift would be a really good physician,-one who has an actual fucking clue about female sexual dysfunction. Yes, that would be an excellent present too, if you send me the contact info for one who's practicing within 20 miles of where I live. You could save on reindeer chow and time on your most busy night of the year by just mailing or emailing me a Christmas card with all the particulars as to how I could set up a consult with such a great physician. Again, low cost for you. I've GOT to be less trouble than those kids who ask you for ponies and big Barbie mansion houses and Xboxes and iPods and all that jazz. I mean, REALLY, how the fuck do you get a PONY in your sleigh, anyways ?? That can't be easy.
Maybe on Christmas day, they'll hear me wailing "ho, ho, hooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!" from my bedroom, Santa ? Huh ? Whaddya think?? I would write you the bestest thank you note EVER Santa if you fulfill my very short Christmas list. I'll write you a gratitude card every day for a year. Think, Santa, of ALL the presents you give those little brats...do they write you thank you notes for them ? Well? Do their parents ever remember to send you a thank you note, slip you a few bills? I didn't think so. Cookies and milk are nice, but send money, right ? Haaaa, haaaaaaaa, you know you're thinking that sometimes Santa, when you're in the kiddies' living rooms at 3 A.M. eating them damned stale Lorna Doones and curdling milk they left out for ya...
So, to recap my list:
(1) an orgasm or
(2) the contact info for a great physician, skilled with FSD
Oh. I forgot. A larger clit that I could find and manipulate easily would be a great #3 alternate as well. This little baby clit is pretty useless to me. Sometimes, bigger IS better...despite what they say. Remember, I only need one of these three great gifts to help me, Santa. Really, I'm easy to shop for !!
Santa, my eternal gratitude to you if you send or bring one of my gift requests to me and, remember now, thank you notes from me for a year straight! (You can have your lackeys read them sometimes, if you get bored with it.) I'll even write you an awesome reference letter and mail it out to all the other non-believers about you. Is this enough fucking gratitude for you or what ??? (Or at least you'll think I've got real ambition and great organizational skills and maybe you'll give me a job helping you at the North Pole.)
Sincerely,
LBC
Dear Mr. Claus,
You've never heard from me before, and you'll probably never hear from me again. I'm not fond of asking mythical, imaginary beings for help...ever since the main other one has never really bestowed upon me this great gift I'm requesting. But hey, lots of other people believe in you, Claus, so, why not give it a shot. Can't hurt. Okay, I'll admit, I'm kind of desperate at this point to be talking to you. But (grovel, grovel) you're known for your sunny, giving demeanor so, at the very least, I expect you'll listen patiently and kindly...I just hope one of your lackeys doesn't send me an obvious form letter reply that you received this.
Listen, Santa (may I call you that? ) I've been a realllllllllly good girl all my life, probably too good. I'd appreciate some credit for that now, from somewhere, preferably from someone with magical powers ? I'm not counting on a heavenly reward, so a credit right here, right now would be most convenient for me, if you don't mind. If being good means anything, then why do all the less-than-good, naughty and bad girls have wayyyyyyyy more fun than me ? I don't mean to complain, but sometimes I think it's just not fair, Santa, not at all. I've been a faithful wife for many, many years, and yet the girls who are out fucking 3 guys at a time in all their holes, sometimes without condoms (gasp!) well, they're having multiple orgasms and I got diddly squat. Not that I like to knock your competition in the magical department but that other magical being, I've found, is pretty random and inconsistent with whom is allowed to decadently enjoy the full fruits of temporal pleasures, in contrast to those who are allotted, for no discernible karmic reasons, to suffer from loneliness and/or sexual frustration and dissatisfaction. So, I know you're essentially the head of a kid-oriented enterprise, but, if you would (and if you could) please help out this grown-up girl to achieve an actual orgasm before I die? I really don't think that's too much to ask...even though the moody, "omnipotent" one has never (and seemingly won't) help me out with this. A lovely orgasm- cost effective, hardly a bother as you don't even need to have the elves manufacture or gift wrap this for me. I don't care if it's clitoral, G Spot, A Spot, whatever spot, I'm not picky. So how much of an inconvenience could this be for you? Should I have written instead to Mrs. Claus and asked her if she thinks you'd be any good taking care of this request ? And please, Santa, don't quickly write me off by penciling a drop off of a Betty Dodson book or video in my mail slot, or by making me an appointment with another therapist. I've already gone that route, don't need to again. It's not all in my head ferchrissakes already. You understand, don't you, Santa ? I can't be the only pre-orgasmic girl who's written to you. Hey Santa, a great alternate gift would be a really good physician,-one who has an actual fucking clue about female sexual dysfunction. Yes, that would be an excellent present too, if you send me the contact info for one who's practicing within 20 miles of where I live. You could save on reindeer chow and time on your most busy night of the year by just mailing or emailing me a Christmas card with all the particulars as to how I could set up a consult with such a great physician. Again, low cost for you. I've GOT to be less trouble than those kids who ask you for ponies and big Barbie mansion houses and Xboxes and iPods and all that jazz. I mean, REALLY, how the fuck do you get a PONY in your sleigh, anyways ?? That can't be easy.
Maybe on Christmas day, they'll hear me wailing "ho, ho, hooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!" from my bedroom, Santa ? Huh ? Whaddya think?? I would write you the bestest thank you note EVER Santa if you fulfill my very short Christmas list. I'll write you a gratitude card every day for a year. Think, Santa, of ALL the presents you give those little brats...do they write you thank you notes for them ? Well? Do their parents ever remember to send you a thank you note, slip you a few bills? I didn't think so. Cookies and milk are nice, but send money, right ? Haaaa, haaaaaaaa, you know you're thinking that sometimes Santa, when you're in the kiddies' living rooms at 3 A.M. eating them damned stale Lorna Doones and curdling milk they left out for ya...
So, to recap my list:
(1) an orgasm or
(2) the contact info for a great physician, skilled with FSD
Oh. I forgot. A larger clit that I could find and manipulate easily would be a great #3 alternate as well. This little baby clit is pretty useless to me. Sometimes, bigger IS better...despite what they say. Remember, I only need one of these three great gifts to help me, Santa. Really, I'm easy to shop for !!
Santa, my eternal gratitude to you if you send or bring one of my gift requests to me and, remember now, thank you notes from me for a year straight! (You can have your lackeys read them sometimes, if you get bored with it.) I'll even write you an awesome reference letter and mail it out to all the other non-believers about you. Is this enough fucking gratitude for you or what ??? (Or at least you'll think I've got real ambition and great organizational skills and maybe you'll give me a job helping you at the North Pole.)
Sincerely,
LBC
mulehead61
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Dear Santa,
I only need one thing.....a few days down south.
Milk and cookies will be awaiting you.
Thanks,
mule
I only need one thing.....a few days down south.
Milk and cookies will be awaiting you.
Thanks,
mule
