call_me_Melody
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DEAR SANTA......
start your list here....
start your list here....
Dear Santa....
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call_me_Melody
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Dear Santa....
I want...
I want.......
I want..........
hmmm
you get that a lot don't you Santa?
Well I've been a very good girl this year... so I'm going to think about it very carefully and come up with just the right requests and maybe, just maybe some of what I want will come true.
In the meantime, thank you for all the happiness you bring by just being Santa and for my Wonder Woman barbie when I was little. I never did get the EZ Bake oven though... we should talk about that sometime.
Love and Kisses...
Melody
I want...
I want.......
I want..........
hmmm
you get that a lot don't you Santa?
Well I've been a very good girl this year... so I'm going to think about it very carefully and come up with just the right requests and maybe, just maybe some of what I want will come true.
In the meantime, thank you for all the happiness you bring by just being Santa and for my Wonder Woman barbie when I was little. I never did get the EZ Bake oven though... we should talk about that sometime.
Love and Kisses...
Melody
CalypsoMuse
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...pleas bring me a candy
mulehead61
Ever the mulette's mule..
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a weekend trip to the south.......
LustfulOne50
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Oh boy will I get a lump of coal for this one....LOL
" The Night Before Christmas "
'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.
The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
Mamma in her teddy and I in the nude,
We had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.
When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,
That I lost my boner, and momma went dry.
Up to the window I sprang like an elf,
Tore back the shade while she played with herself.
The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built,
Showed a broom up his ass, clean up the the hilt.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer.
With a fat little driver, half out of the sled,
A sock in his ear and a bra on his head.
Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite,
And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.
"Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz,
Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.
Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree,
Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee."
They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,
Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.
And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,
As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.
I was donning my jockies, to cover my ass,
When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.
His suit was all smelly with perfume galore,
He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore.
"That was some brothel," he said with a smile,
"The reindeer are pooped, so I'll stay for a while."
He walked to the kitchen and poured himself a drink,
Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.
I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,
The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.
Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,
But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.
The first thing he found was a pairof false tits,
The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.
A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find,
And six pair of panties, the edible kind.
A bra without nipples, a penis extension,
And several mor things I shouldn't even mention.
A fuck ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,
And a dildo so long that it lay in a coil.
"This stuff ain't for kids; Mrs. Santa will shit,
So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split."
He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
With one tiny butt plug stuck under his sleeve.
He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,
Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.
In time he was seated, and took reigns of his hitch
Saying, "Take me home, Rudolf... this night's been a bitch!"
The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,
"The best thing about pussy is that you can't wear it out!"
" The Night Before Christmas "
'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.
The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
Mamma in her teddy and I in the nude,
We had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.
When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,
That I lost my boner, and momma went dry.
Up to the window I sprang like an elf,
Tore back the shade while she played with herself.
The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built,
Showed a broom up his ass, clean up the the hilt.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer.
With a fat little driver, half out of the sled,
A sock in his ear and a bra on his head.
Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite,
And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.
"Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz,
Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.
Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree,
Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee."
They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,
Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.
And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,
As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.
I was donning my jockies, to cover my ass,
When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.
His suit was all smelly with perfume galore,
He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore.
"That was some brothel," he said with a smile,
"The reindeer are pooped, so I'll stay for a while."
He walked to the kitchen and poured himself a drink,
Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.
I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,
The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.
Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,
But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.
The first thing he found was a pairof false tits,
The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.
A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find,
And six pair of panties, the edible kind.
A bra without nipples, a penis extension,
And several mor things I shouldn't even mention.
A fuck ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,
And a dildo so long that it lay in a coil.
"This stuff ain't for kids; Mrs. Santa will shit,
So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split."
He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
With one tiny butt plug stuck under his sleeve.
He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,
Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.
In time he was seated, and took reigns of his hitch
Saying, "Take me home, Rudolf... this night's been a bitch!"
The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,
"The best thing about pussy is that you can't wear it out!"
hdlynnette
Getting my sexy back!
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Dear Santa,
I too have been a very good girl...and I'm bored to death with it....please send me someone to be bad with....VERY bad.
Signed,
It's been too fucking long....no pun intended.
I too have been a very good girl...and I'm bored to death with it....please send me someone to be bad with....VERY bad.
Signed,
It's been too fucking long....no pun intended.
NattyBumppo
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Dear Santa,
Please give Kendra whatever she needs to be happier next year and in the years to come. You know what she needs; we both do. I just ask that you grease the skids and make that transition easier for her. She's been through enough.
Thanks.
Please give Kendra whatever she needs to be happier next year and in the years to come. You know what she needs; we both do. I just ask that you grease the skids and make that transition easier for her. She's been through enough.
Thanks.
lexielou2
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Oh boy will I get a lump of coal for this one....LOL
" The Night Before Christmas "
'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.
The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
Mamma in her teddy and I in the nude,
We had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.
When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,
That I lost my boner, and momma went dry.
Up to the window I sprang like an elf,
Tore back the shade while she played with herself.
The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built,
Showed a broom up his ass, clean up the the hilt.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer.
With a fat little driver, half out of the sled,
A sock in his ear and a bra on his head.
Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite,
And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.
"Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz,
Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.
Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree,
Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee."
They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,
Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.
And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,
As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.
I was donning my jockies, to cover my ass,
When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.
His suit was all smelly with perfume galore,
He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore.
"That was some brothel," he said with a smile,
"The reindeer are pooped, so I'll stay for a while."
He walked to the kitchen and poured himself a drink,
Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.
I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,
The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.
Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,
But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.
The first thing he found was a pairof false tits,
The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.
A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find,
And six pair of panties, the edible kind.
A bra without nipples, a penis extension,
And several mor things I shouldn't even mention.
A fuck ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,
And a dildo so long that it lay in a coil.
"This stuff ain't for kids; Mrs. Santa will shit,
So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split."
He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
With one tiny butt plug stuck under his sleeve.
He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,
Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.
In time he was seated, and took reigns of his hitch
Saying, "Take me home, Rudolf... this night's been a bitch!"
The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,
"The best thing about pussy is that you can't wear it out!"
LOL...Love that...both me and GS have been laughing all the way through reading that
Spenser41
Nice Guy
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Dear Santa
I know people hit you up with all their "give me's" so let me ask these from you
Give those who have lost someone this year, either by sickness or the war or accident, give them peace and loving memories of those they have lost.
Please protect and watch over those who are fighting for our country and bring them back safely. Please take care of their loved ones who will be without them this Christmas.
For those here on this site, I hope they find love and happiness in their lives. So many on here are lonely, unhappy and depressed. Sometimes life seems to kick us in the nuts often, and I would like for them to find some joy in their lives, even if it is just a little.
For those who are fighting diseases or have loved ones who are, please let their Christmas be a good one, filled with memories, laughter and joy. Life is short and none of us know when we may be going. Help us all to make the best of what we have.
And for those friends who have reached out to me, I ask that they will always have people in their lives that will reach out to them when they need it.
And I know this is a tall order, but I hope that some of them find their answers and their peace.
I know people hit you up with all their "give me's" so let me ask these from you
Give those who have lost someone this year, either by sickness or the war or accident, give them peace and loving memories of those they have lost.
Please protect and watch over those who are fighting for our country and bring them back safely. Please take care of their loved ones who will be without them this Christmas.
For those here on this site, I hope they find love and happiness in their lives. So many on here are lonely, unhappy and depressed. Sometimes life seems to kick us in the nuts often, and I would like for them to find some joy in their lives, even if it is just a little.
For those who are fighting diseases or have loved ones who are, please let their Christmas be a good one, filled with memories, laughter and joy. Life is short and none of us know when we may be going. Help us all to make the best of what we have.
And for those friends who have reached out to me, I ask that they will always have people in their lives that will reach out to them when they need it.
And I know this is a tall order, but I hope that some of them find their answers and their peace.
fire_breeze
Softly Seductive
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Dear Santa,
Please bring me a pony and a rocketship...
Oh, oops, mixed up my letter to Buddha.
Couldn't resist.
Please bring me a pony and a rocketship...
Oh, oops, mixed up my letter to Buddha.
Couldn't resist.
ZipBlockBloodie
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someoneyouknow
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Dear Santa,
It's been a while. A LONNNNNNNG while since we last spoke. In the intervening centuries I have done my best to promote civility, expose hypocrisy and rail against injustice. I have been a decent son and now honorable companion to an abandoned buddy.
While I won't claim to have been perfect during this interval, certainly with your psychic abilities you know that I have been forthright in my convictions and a model for those around me.
You know I don't ask for much from anyone. I have found that going my own path, while difficult and circuitous, gives me more pleasure when I succeed despite the incompetence and laziness about me.
In that regard, it is becoming very tiresome and tedious not having a warm body to wake up to. While my buddy is certainly warm, he is also fuzzy and while I don't mind a little bit of fuzzy, his is not the correct kind of fuzzy.
If it wouldn't be too much trouble, especially since I haven't asked you for anything in such a long time, if you could find me a cute, athletic asian nymphomaniac who doesn't smoke and lay her under the tree for me, that would be just peachy.
I promise to love her and pet her and stroke her hair back and forth.*
That's all I want. No riches, no fame, no peace on Earth and goodwill towards men. After all, we are the United States government and don't do that sort of thing.
Please? Pretty please? I'll be sure to leave out the rum cake and glass of Schnapps in case you need some sustenance during your long night.
Sincerely,
That dashingly handsome guy who men want to be and women want to be with
*Hopefully you know where that line comes from. If not, have one of your elves look it up.
It's been a while. A LONNNNNNNG while since we last spoke. In the intervening centuries I have done my best to promote civility, expose hypocrisy and rail against injustice. I have been a decent son and now honorable companion to an abandoned buddy.
While I won't claim to have been perfect during this interval, certainly with your psychic abilities you know that I have been forthright in my convictions and a model for those around me.
You know I don't ask for much from anyone. I have found that going my own path, while difficult and circuitous, gives me more pleasure when I succeed despite the incompetence and laziness about me.
In that regard, it is becoming very tiresome and tedious not having a warm body to wake up to. While my buddy is certainly warm, he is also fuzzy and while I don't mind a little bit of fuzzy, his is not the correct kind of fuzzy.
If it wouldn't be too much trouble, especially since I haven't asked you for anything in such a long time, if you could find me a cute, athletic asian nymphomaniac who doesn't smoke and lay her under the tree for me, that would be just peachy.
I promise to love her and pet her and stroke her hair back and forth.*
That's all I want. No riches, no fame, no peace on Earth and goodwill towards men. After all, we are the United States government and don't do that sort of thing.
Please? Pretty please? I'll be sure to leave out the rum cake and glass of Schnapps in case you need some sustenance during your long night.
Sincerely,
That dashingly handsome guy who men want to be and women want to be with
*Hopefully you know where that line comes from. If not, have one of your elves look it up.
Millianthe
VE's Beach Wren
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Dear Santa~
You have so much to do this year and I won't add to it...
If you run out of time, I can see if I can help others find peace... find comfort... know they are loved... understand their self-worth... not accept the bad situation they're in... and provide hugs, kisses, and love even if I am pushed away and scoffed at for the effort.
~Me
PS- okay, I'll ask for one thing... bring five tractor trailer loads of Pixie Stix to Melody and make sure her pancreas doesn't shut down.
You have so much to do this year and I won't add to it...
If you run out of time, I can see if I can help others find peace... find comfort... know they are loved... understand their self-worth... not accept the bad situation they're in... and provide hugs, kisses, and love even if I am pushed away and scoffed at for the effort.
~Me
PS- okay, I'll ask for one thing... bring five tractor trailer loads of Pixie Stix to Melody and make sure her pancreas doesn't shut down.
broadfjord
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you started a new thread??? thanks.
Dear Santa,
I'll be alone this x'mas, Can u drop by for a cup of warm milk n cookies? Nothing else, I promise. I'll be good, real good.
Oh by the way, I am in africa, is that out of your path ?
Sincerely,
LA
PS: I don't have a chimney, so please just knock on the door...
I'll be alone this x'mas, Can u drop by for a cup of warm milk n cookies? Nothing else, I promise. I'll be good, real good.
Oh by the way, I am in africa, is that out of your path ?
Sincerely,
LA
PS: I don't have a chimney, so please just knock on the door...
NattyBumppo
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Sure, you can never have enough socks...but apparently you can always have too few shirts...
