Dear 'murcans

[dolf]

I've heard that in England they don't have mosquitoes the size of your fucking head.

Unless you have serious allergies, we don't have any wildlife capable of causing serious harm. Even the snakes are pussies.

 

[Noor]

Unless you have serious allergies, we don't have any wildlife capable of causing serious harm. Even the snakes are pussies.

You have wasps!

 

[dolf]

You have wasps!

Minor irritation, unless you're allergic. And they're pretty mellow if you leave them be. Only time I ever got stung, I had accidentally crushed one. I've left nests two foot from my door, ignoring panicked advice to get exterminators in, and had no problems at all.

Wasps are cool.

 

[silver gurl]

Wasps are not cool here. They are literally in attack mode.

 

[thør]

If it's a dry summer, the wasps can get pretty shitty around here.

 

[Que]

As a white, Anglo-saxon protestant, I take exception to the sweeping generalizations about wasps!

 

[CandiCame]

As a white, Anglo-saxon protestant, I take exception to the sweeping generalizations about wasps!

Here's a funny story, my gf didn't know what a wasp was.

I said something about some waspy motherfucker and she was like, "What?"

And I had to explain to her the different kinds of white people.

https://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/there-are-4-types-of-white-people-men-emo-hunter-college-student.jpg

Edit: This was to explain to her that there's some white nonsense that even other white folks are tired of.

 

[Liar]

I've heard that in England they don't have mosquitoes the size of your fucking head.

Arguably true. Depending on the size of your fucking head.

 

[oralaccents]

How many of you leave the country? For work, vacation, whatever. Where have you been?

Build that wall!

 

[dolf]

https://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/there-are-4-types-of-white-people-men-emo-hunter-college-student.jpg

The thought of being any of those is rather grim.
Lesser of four evils, I might have to go emo

 

[lovetoread]

have you had a serious relationship with a non American?

ewww

who would do something like that?

 

[BotanyBoy]

The thought of being any of those is rather grim.
Lesser of four evils, I might have to go emo

Or you could just not box yourself in according to Candis racist bullshit.

 

[CandiCame]

The thought of being any of those is rather grim.
Lesser of four evils, I might have to go emo

I've got a bunch of guyliner you can have. I hate the pencils. Like they make the twist-up kind why do they even still make the pencils? It's objectively shit, compared to the pigment sticks.

 

[dolf]

Or you could just not box yourself in according to Candis racist bullshit.

I thought it was funny. I think you'd have to start wearing camo

I've got a bunch of guyliner you can have. I hate the pencils. Like they make the twist-up kind why do they even still make the pencils? It's objectively shit, compared to the pigment sticks.

Why do they still make them? Especially out of wood ffs?!
Because what you really need, when you're scraping something across your eyelids, is a splinter

 

[Adre]

I guess I’ve been to about thirty places. St. Croix, USVI twenty times so that’s a favorite. Tuscany just once but that’s a favorite too. I’d happily go to London and Paris once a year (if I enjoyed flying these days).

 

[CandiCame]

I thought it was funny. I think you'd have to start wearing camo

Why do they still make them? Especially out of wood ffs?!
Because what you really need, when you're scraping something across your eyelids, is a splinter

Exactly. And to get them to work you have to keep them sharp as fuck. Let me poke myself right in my gorgeous fucking eyeball with a sharp piece of wood.

This is for Bot:

https://memeworld.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Choose+your+fighter_50dfe6_7162775.jpg

Now see everybody thinks I'm gonna pick Tanner because I do have all the moves memorized, but I actually main Chet

 

[dolf]

I've got to say, the American airport experience puts me off going there. And a small amount of eavesdropping tells me that American travelers often feel the same way.

Do they have to pass an arrogance and rudeness test to get a job in airport security? And fail the common sense test? They're next level.

Which is odd, because, in general, you seem to excel at helpful politeness in service industries

 

[Adre]

Working at a busy airport is stressful, low paying, and they put up with a lot of bullshit from the flying public. So some of them are not exactly paragons of friendly service. I mean, look at all the assholes on airplanes.

 

[Sean]

I've got to say, the American airport experience puts me off going there. And a small amount of eavesdropping tells me that American travelers often feel the same way.

Do they have to pass an arrogance and rudeness test to get a job in airport security? And fail the common sense test? They're next level.

Which is odd, because, in general, you seem to excel at helpful politeness in service industries

That depends on the airport, although the TSA people seem to be universally arseholes. In my experience, and I've flown into quite a few US airports, JFK is by far the worst.

 

[dolf]

That depends on the airport, although the TSA people seem to be universally arseholes. In my experience, and I've flown into quite a few US airports, JFK is by far the worst.

Arseholes. All of them. Where do they find so many? It must be part of the selection process, because no other country can compete on this.

Come to think of it, security in general seems to be rude in America. Which is weird, because everyone else seems pretty reasonable. All happy to help, ma'am! Maybe they put attitude altering chemicals in the uniforms. Or have a breeding center somewhere.

 

[beew]

>90% of the TSA agents that I've seen on LAX were non-Caucasians.

 

[lovetoread]

I've got a bunch of guyliner you can have. I hate the pencils. Like they make the twist-up kind why do they even still make the pencils? It's objectively shit, compared to the pigment sticks.

you are talking the actual pencils you have to sharpen, right?

i refuse to use liquid shit, that stuff will blind ya

 

[dolf]

you are talking the actual pencils you have to sharpen, right?

i refuse to use liquid shit, that stuff will blind ya

Liquid is a pain in the arse.
Those twist up sticks are great!

 

[oralaccents]

Arseholes. All of them. Where do they find so many? It must be part of the selection process, because no other country can compete on this.

Come to think of it, security in general seems to be rude in America. Which is weird, because everyone else seems pretty reasonable. All happy to help, ma'am! Maybe they put attitude altering chemicals in the uniforms. Or have a breeding center somewhere.

It seems odd that they'd be rude to fine people like sean and dolf.

 

[trysail]

Arseholes. All of them. Where do they find so many? It must be part of the selection process, because no other country can compete on this.

Come to think of it, security in general seems to be rude in America. Which is weird, because everyone else seems pretty reasonable. All happy to help, ma'am! Maybe they put attitude altering chemicals in the uniforms. Or have a breeding center somewhere.

Unionized gubmint [sic] employees. What else do you expect?



​