Dear Litster, once more

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Litster,

I want to have your face screen printed onto a pillowcase
Put the pillowcase on my pillow
And hump it


Signed,
You Can Thank Me Later Litster

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Dear Litster,

I want to have your face screen printed onto a pillowcase
Put the pillowcase on my pillow
And hump it


Signed,
You Can Thank Me Later Litster

Has there ever been a greater compliment given to a Litster? Wow.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Litster,

I want to have your face screen printed onto a pillowcase
Put the pillowcase on my pillow
And hump it


Signed,
You Can Thank Me Later Litster

Dear YCTMLL,

I think you were way ahead of me when I asked if you wanted to get into mischief. I need to catch up!!

(I love the way you think!).

Signed,
Slow but learning Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Later,

They make default pillows, now?

Signed,
Credit card ready!

lol lol lol

Has there ever been a greater compliment given to a Litster? Wow.

Doubtful!

Dear YCTMLL,

I think you were way ahead of me when I asked if you wanted to get into mischief. I need to catch up!!

(I love the way you think!).

Signed,
Slow but learning Litster

Go ahead and catch up. I'll wait.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Dearest Litsters,

My apologies for being a postwhore lately, I shall try to rein it in.

With humps,
Not all that ashamed

 

[chame1eon]

Dearest Litsters,

My apologies for being a postwhore lately, I shall try to rein it in.

With humps,
Not all that ashamed

Lol. I like your posts.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

Dear Impractical Litster,

Just because you haven’t seen someone “around” does not make you superior. Don’t be so naive to think a join date means shit. If you feel you need to know who I am, ask around.

Sincerely,

The OG FD

 

[hotoldrguy]

Dear Samsies,

What the heck is a join date?

Confusded

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Samsies,

What the heck is a join date?

Confusded

Dear Confusded,

Check this out!!!

https://64.media.tumblr.com/64bdb14.../7f8e8bce7d447eecb668eba887f390814c1c5b32.jpg

Helpful Litster

 

[hotoldrguy]

Dear Confusded,

Check this out!!!

https://64.media.tumblr.com/64bdb14.../7f8e8bce7d447eecb668eba887f390814c1c5b32.jpg

Helpful Litster

Dear Helpful,

Ahhh. I was thinking it was some kind of date people would have with each other. It really made me wonder what was getting joined.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Helpful,

Ahhh. I was thinking it was some kind of date people would have with each other. It really made me wonder what was getting joined.

That's because you're a perv!

*runs away*

 

[hotoldrguy]

That's because you're a perv!

*runs away*

Dear Runner,

Takes one to know one.

Proud Perv

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Litster,

I owe you no explanations, but I do have something to say.

Time and again you went beyond the boundaries I laid out. We called it a misunderstanding...you apologized...I said we could be friends. Then, a pattern emerged. The same one over and over again.

Let me make it clear right here, right now. You and I are not going to get closer. As a matter of fact, your message tonight sealed the deal. I don't want anything to do with you.

I'm going to continue to flirt with people in threads. I'll lick them, sit on their lap, tickle their fancy - anything I chose to do. Be prepared to see that, because it's what I've ALWAYS done with my friends. Most of them know it's fun and flirty banter and not a booty call.

I wish you no ill will. I hope things work out for you, but, most of all, I hope you will learn that a message to say hello doesn't mean someone wants to be your dirty little plaything.

Signed,

I deserve better Litster

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Girl I’ve said Hello to,

Well... fuck.

Yours,
Fara

Dear Friend,



I've seen your boobs enough through the years....



Grinning Litster

 

[moonfull]

Dear Lister,

It’s not me, it’s YOU!

SMH

 

[Orchidea73]

Dear "Do not read until after you sleep..." Litster

Thank you for being such a loving friend. Thank you for always being there and checking on me. Thank you for making me cry and laugh at the same time. Thank you for your sharp mind and wits. Thank you for seeing me. Thank you for being honest with me and always telling me the hard truth, even when I don't like it. Please, always do that! Thank you for loving and embracing all of me; the good, the bad and the ugly.

Those who can't see you do not deserve you. I know it sounds a cliché but they do exist for a reason. If I were there, I would've played any (dirty) trick and use all my powers to get you and hold you tight. If nothing else, this place was worthy because I came to know you and have you in my life, in some form. Thank you for existing, my dear friend.

Le belle persone come te le riconosci. Percepisci la loro presenza. Hanno l'essenza dell'umiltà e nel cuore una grande umanità.

Moody Litster
O.

 

[FranklyFrank]

Dear Moody Blues Litster,

Never have I been blindsided with such loving, heartfelt words as those you have offered me! For a man that can usually spout off 10,000 words about something as mundane as a stop sign, you have rendered me speechless and totally humbled. You my lovely, captured my eye the first moments I stepped into Lit and have been in my heart from that day on. Even though this loving friendship has been built over oceans and continents, when I hear your voice, I am there with you enjoying every word and watching those lovely hands of yours move in the animated dance of wonderful expressiveness. Yes, I have learned to duck when you are passionate and animated about a subject and yet it’s one of the many things I love about you, your passion, your mind, your playfulness your boldness and most of all, your loving warmth and care that you have always shown me. There are no words capable of describing all that you are to me because on paper, it’s just you being you! I have had the honor to really see you and yes, share the good, the bad and ugly but I only see those things as a wonderful, shared experience; a chance to get to really know and really love that person behind those delicious images and sexy voice and embrace the real beauty inside of you. That is what captivates me the most and allows my view of just how special you are. And I do enjoy the view by the way! Bonus!

Your signature guarantees that when you fall, the floor will be there. But when you fall, it is because of our loving friendship that gives me the power to be there when you fall and attempt to catch you before you ever touch the ground simply because I know, that’s what we would do for each other. I will always try to be your safety net. I will always strive to be the one that catches you, that comforts you…that makes you laugh and cry at the same time…unless you are crying at my funny parts and laughing at my tender moments! Feel free to do both at that remark!

The bottom line is this wordy man can not match those heartfelt words you have given me. You wouldn’t need trickery to hold me in that way as even now, we hold on tight to each other in the best way we can and there are true feels in the way you show me what a wonderful friend you really are!

Speechless I say! I can not help but watch you day in and day out and marvel that I am so fortunate to have found you in such a time of isolation. But I wish to believe I would have found you anyway as I would have been drawn to you over the ages and it will always be my honor to take you by the hand and proudly know just how special and warmly loving your friendship is.

It is I who should thank you for simply being you with me! And of course, I think you already know when I say this to you that…..I’m all in!

And finally, in the immortal words of that almost famous Italian philosopher and dreamer, Franklin Franky de la Franco:

L'amore, in qualsiasi forma, è migliore e più appassionato quando è un amore condiviso.


Non lasciare che nessuno sia degno di te quando non può dimostrare di meritarti!

Signed and always,
In orbit around city center

 

[Mr_bogey]

Dear Speechless,

I hate to see how long your post was if your weren't speechless.

Signed,

TLDR

P.S. that was some impressive shit said. I would hope someday to have such an impact on anyone. Oh, and b4 your head gets too big, I was sure she meant daisy.

 

[FranklyFrank]

Dear Speechless,

I hate to see how long your post was if your weren't speechless.

Signed,

TLDR

P.S. that was some impressive shit said. I would hope someday to have such an impact on anyone. Oh, and b4 your head gets too big, I was sure she meant daisy.

Dear Bogey on hole 9.
Yes you caught on to my tongue in cheek about being so speechless....it spills out like a broken fire hydrant....

Yeah...the jig is up....we both know it's all code for she meant daisy!

Signed,

Caught in the act of stealing Daisy's thunder

 

[Orchidea73]

Dear all

Before anyone gets the wrong idea. This is about friendship. Real and loving friendship. I could've written it in private, as I usually do, because I do not like to pour all my thoughts out there. I may show my ass but I do not like emotional exhibitionism. It can often be cringy. But somehow, private felt too little in this case. Out in the public eyes seemed a bit like enhancing it, because I have few other ways to show my respect and love from distance.

Cheers.
O.

 

[FranklyFrank]

Dear Orbiting,

Fuck. I thought she wrote about me.

-Disgruntled

Dear Disgrunt..

I am sure it was...but you know what a center of attention hog I am....Sorry I stole credit for your O love.....can we just share it now?


Signed...

So not embarrassed to take credit.

 

[Orchidea73]

Dear Orbiting,

Fuck. I thought she wrote about me.

-Disgruntled

I do love you, smartass.

 

[FranklyFrank]

Dear all

Before anyone gets the wrong idea. This is about friendship. Real and loving friendship. I could've written it in private, as I usually do, because I do not like to pour all my thoughts out there. I may show my ass but I do not like emotional exhibitionism. It can often be cringy. But somehow, private felt too little in this case. Out in the public eyes seemed a bit like enhancing it, because I have few other ways to show my respect and love from distance.

Cheers.
O.

Wait! What! It's about friendship???? oh where is a cliff when you need one!

Well of course it's about friendship!

 

[Deacon_Voss]

I do love you, smartass.

Dear center of attention,

I had you first, so fuck em

Early bird

 

[Mr_bogey]

Dear O,

It was beautifully said. Never apologize for making this place a better place to be

Signed,

Almost never serious except now Litster