Dear Litster, once more

[LostGirlTink]

Dear Countdown partner
3 days

Thanks for putting up with my crazy.
I miss your arms around me.

~soon to be be jet lagged litster

 

[tolyk]

Dear Countdown partner
3 days

Thanks for putting up with my crazy.
I miss your arms around me.

~soon to be be jet lagged litster

Dear life partner,

2 days and 23 hours....

I miss you in my arms just as much as you miss them around you.

-Me

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Opposite Sexy Litster,

Keep up the good work!

Signed,
Embroidery Floss Girl

 

[haha_on_me]

Dear Opposite Sexy Litster,

Keep up the good work!

Signed,
Embroidery Floss Girl

Dear Embroidery Floss Girl,

The opposites are sexy. *snickers*


Signed,

Tongue Twisted Truth Speaker.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Embroidery Floss Girl,

The opposites are sexy. *snickers*


Signed,

Tongue Twisted Truth Speaker.

Dear Tonngguuue,

Shoo!

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear Hide and go seek Litster,

One of these days you'll hide and I won't bother to seek. Hope you find a comfy hiding spot, because you may be there for a while. I've got a ton of my own stuff to concentrate on.

Can we play a different game Litster

 

[Endless_Night]

Dear You-Know-Who-You-Are Litsters,

For those that received garrulous, late-night PMs brought on by half a Guinness...apologies.

My inbox is now clear. I say, my inbox is now clear. Proceed.

Sincerely,
Light-Weight Litster Who PMs Without Checking Message Capacity

 

[Violetvixen1]

Dear marriage minded litster,

I didn’t mean to scare you! Lmao

Not anyone’s litwife and never gonna be!

 

[catherinewheel77]

Dear “former” litster who thinks he’s Tony Bourdain,

You’re no Tony Bourdain.

Condolences,
Cathy W.

 

[LikeableMe]

Dear Mr Right,

You were right. So that’s what I’m calling you from now on.

I know it has another meaning, but I’m cool with that too.

Missing you litster

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear marriage minded litster,

I didn’t mean to scare you! Lmao

Not anyone’s litwife and never gonna be!

Dear Litster,

But will you be my Lit cousin? Can't wait for the family reunion

Kissing cousin Litster

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Litster,

But will you be my Lit cousin? Can't wait for the family reunion

Kissing cousin Litster

Dear Little Bro,

Now that is going to be one HELL of a fun family reunion!

Big Sis

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear Little Bro,

Now that is going to be one HELL of a fun family reunion!

Big Sis

I can't wait for the sack race and the jello wrestling.....

 

[JennyNo1]

I can't wait for the sack race and the jello wrestling.....

We could just have it at Kink Camp!

 

[Violetvixen1]

Dear Little Bro,

Now that is going to be one HELL of a fun family reunion!

Big Sis

I can't wait for the sack race and the jello wrestling.....

See you both in the Jello!!! May the slipperiest cousin win!

 

[KarenB59]

Dear Brown-Nosing Litster,
You're very good at what you do

Signed
Scraping the bottom of my shoes off after reading your posts Litster.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Dear Lister Listers,

This thread used to be a place for passive-aggressive goodness and drama. You all are letting me down.

Don’t any of you have any crazy shit to post?! Are there no vague attacks to be posted about someone stealing your man?

Wishing For Drama,

Lord Pmann

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Dear Lister Listers,

This thread used to be a place for passive-aggressive goodness and drama. You all are letting me down.

Don’t any of you have any crazy shit to post?! Are there no vague attacks to be posted about someone stealing your man?

Wishing For Drama,

Lord Pmann

Dear wishing Litster,

We're just waiting for someone to get us started. Lead on.

Sharpening my pencil Litster

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear wishing Litster,

We're just waiting for someone to get us started. Lead on.

Sharpening my pencil Litster

Dear Pencil Holding Lister,

I have no drama. None. It’s shameful. This place used to be a gold mine for drama. And there are just a bunch of well-adjusted assholes posting here. I need some dramatic assholes please.

Disappointed,

pmann

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Pencil Holding Lister,

I have no drama. None. It’s shameful. This place used to be a gold mine for drama. And there are just a bunch of well-adjusted assholes posting here. I need some dramatic assholes please.

Disappointed,

pmann

Dear Disappointed,

Maybe you could stir up some drama? Two-time a few women and then ghost them? Spread evil, untrue rumors? Send nasty PMs? That might do it.

Trying to be of assistance Litster

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Disappointed,

Maybe you could stir up some drama? Two-time a few women and then ghost them? Spread evil, untrue rumors? Send nasty PMs? That might do it.

Trying to be of assistance Litster

Dear Assistance,

Start my own drama, eh?

I heard Dark Simian likes to put his finger in his own ass. In front of his cousin.

I heard Suzanne picks her nose.

I heard cowslinger is terrrible at oral sex.

I heard PLP uses a voice changer on her audios.

I heard Papa Chained has a tiny penis.

I heard Violent Vixen has huge tits.

I heard WildHoney likes to dress up in men’s accessories.

I heard ShyNaughtyGirl is 72 years old.

I heard CatherineWheel is the spitting image of Kelly Kapowski.

Feeling Slimy,

Pmann

 

[Violetvixen1]

Dear Slimy,

Damn! Outed like this???? Nooo....

<sniff>
Leaves forever Litster

Baaaaabe!! You gotta remember to FLOUNCE dammit!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hey. You girls got off easy. I didn’t say anything about a certain Lister (I’ll call her I**** Soul) who has placed 9 butt plugs in at once.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Dear Brown-Nosing Litster,
You're very good at what you do

Signed
Scraping the bottom of my shoes off after reading your posts Litster.

Dear Scrapey,

Well. I know this ain’t about me.

Button Nose/Clean as a Whistle

 

[KarenB59]

Dear Scrapey,

Well. I know this ain’t about me.

Button Nose/Clean as a Whistle

Dear Clean Whistle,
You never entered my mind. And I mean that in a good way.