Dear Litster, once more

[catherinewheel77]

Dear ViscousMann,

Some dudes in a bar told me that, you little weasel. Need I say more?

Spitting image, my Christina Hendricks ass.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Dear Assistance,

Start my own drama, eh?

I heard Violent Vixen has huge tits.

Feeling Slimy,

Pmann

Dear Certifier

I take it they haven't been authenticated yet.

Just asking for a friend Litster.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear ViscousMann,

Some dudes in a bar told me that, you little weasel. Need I say more?

Spitting image, my Christina Hendricks ass.

Dear Kelly,

I’m sure they said so with the purest of intentions my those guys.

Also... It’s spelt vicious.

Spell Checkingly Yours,

Pmann

PS- I know you meant viscous.

Dear Certifier

I take it they haven't been authenticated yet.

Just asking for a friend Litster.

Dear Pleaser,

I’m not into certifying rumours. Just starting them.

Signed,

Gossip Girl

 

[ShaeLeeTanner]

Dear ignorant Litster, Mama always said ' If you can't find something nice to say about someone, don't say anything at all' Try doing that please, instead of insulting me with your post.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Dear honeyed litster

Turn your pm’s back on so I can stop feeling shy and say hello again


Sincerely,
Tipsy on rum punch

Tip,

Lookit you, all smitten with mah girl.
I don’t blame you.

Love,
She’s pretty great, isn’t she?

 

[AlwaysFara]

Hey Squirming Your Bum Litster,

Kink-shaming isn't cool. At all.

And also, didn't 7 of them belonged to you?

Xoxo,
It's never too many if you're brave enough...

Dear Neverland,

And there’s the DING!


Love,
Side eye

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hey Squirming Your Bum Litster,

Kink-shaming isn't cool. At all.

And also, didn't 7 of them belonged to you?

Xoxo,
It's never too many if you're brave enough...

Dear Stretched Bum,

I didn’t shame anyone. I just spread rumours.

Sincerely,

They’re Not My Toys

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear honeyed litster

Turn your pm’s back on so I can stop feeling shy and say hello again


Sincerely,
Tipsy on rum punch

Dear Shy,

You've got the green light for a limited time.

H.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Dear Listers,

I am tired of seeing you Player Shaming. Don't hate the playa, hate the game. The ridicule us poor players must endure, this has got to end. Stand strong playas!


Signed,
Playa from the Himalaya

 

[AlwaysFara]

Dear Women of Lit,

Do warrior shit.

https://i.ibb.co/p260Nnn/60-CD2-C8-E-46-FF-413-E-867-C-EE5-CD7-CC26-BE.jpg

xCF

Dear CF,

We do. You should know, you’re right there in the front.

XFara

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear Pmann,

What's this shit about Suz_anne sticking a finger in my ass? Well, there was that one time....but it was for science, I swear. As to VV having big tits....I'm gonna need proof of that. Maybe some pictures, or a live demonstration....somethin'...

No Drama Llama Litster

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Dear X,

You are filthy, fucking rough, sometimes bossy and exhausted me.

Signed,
Love to be exhausted.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Pmann,

What's this shit about Suz_anne sticking a finger in my ass? Well, there was that one time....but it was for science, I swear. As to VV having big tits....I'm gonna need proof of that. Maybe some pictures, or a live demonstration....somethin'...

No Drama Llama Litster

Dear DS,

I don't think Suz is that kind of girl. She just comes here to read.

As for VV and her tits, well, I can only speculate as to when she will post them again. And I suspect that'll be when these other girls get off their asses and start posting theirs.

Lovingly Yours,

Pmann

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Dear smart ass litster you know who,

I don't have a fedora. Look for the naked chick in a trench coat, heels, and no fedora.

Giggling litster

Dear Giggler Litster,

What fedora, wear your...

https://images.prod.meredith.com/product/d9871c4a9e961ee871dcbf7811af2bf6/1521261623684/l/rainbow-lollipop-minnie-mickey-mouse-ears-holographic-holo-star-headband-sweet-treat-inspired

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Dear Women of Lit,

Do warrior shit.

https://i.ibb.co/p260Nnn/60-CD2-C8-E-46-FF-413-E-867-C-EE5-CD7-CC26-BE.jpg

xCF

Invite your friends....

https://girltalkhq.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-05-at-6.23.45-PM-e1423189490756.png

 

[Suz_anne]

Dear Pmann,

What's this shit about Suz_anne sticking a finger in my ass? Well, there was that one time....but it was for science, I swear. As to VV having big tits....I'm gonna need proof of that. Maybe some pictures, or a live demonstration....somethin'...

No Drama Llama Litster

Am I known as a finger-in-the-pooper kind of girl around these parts? Sheesh.

It's so puzzling to me how that could have happened...

https://media.giphy.com/media/8JdBb5oGpq9IQ/giphy.gif

Dear DS,

I don't think Suz is that kind of girl. She just comes here to read.

As for VV and her tits, well, I can only speculate as to when she will post them again. And I suspect that'll be when these other girls get off their asses and start posting theirs.

Lovingly Yours,

Pmann

Thank you for defending my honour.

 

[Apisto42]

Dear Boob friendly litsers:

People other than PLP and Indie also like to get boobs in their boxes. All kinds of boobs. Even ones that aren’t on the boob chart.

Boobless litser (though maybe I am a boob fit posting this?)

 

[tnman03]

Dear Boobless,

Stop being greedy and stealing my customers.

Xoxo,
Still Waiting

D/L Everybody likes to receive boob pics and are always jealous of those who do. All those girls sharing boob pics must be something.


Trying not to grumble...




lol

 

[AlwaysFara]

Dear Boob friendly litsers:

People other than PLP and Indie also like to get boobs in their boxes. All kinds of boobs. Even ones that aren’t on the boob chart.

Boobless litser (though maybe I am a boob fit posting this?)

Dear Boobless,

Stop being greedy and stealing my customers.

Xoxo,
Still Waiting

Dear Boobless,

You may not want the boobs after indie has gotten hold of ‘em.
She does things to them.

Strange things.

Love,
Still Scarred

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Ladies of Lit,

Along with Apisto, I feel left out. No one has sent me boobs either.

And I’m prettty sure that there is this secret, girl chat of which I am not a part, where they share boobs. So, if one of you bitches could add me, I’d appreciate it.

Screw You Guys, I’m Going Home,

Pmann

 

[AlwaysFara]

Dear Ladies of Lit,

Along with Apisto, I feel left out. No one has sent me boobs either.

And I’m prettty sure that there is this secret, girl chat of which I am not a part, where they share boobs. So, if one of you bitches could add me, I’d appreciate it.

Screw You Guys, I’m Going Home,

Pmann

Cartman,

Vags only.
Your AV tells quite a different tale.

Love,
Keeping Abreast of Things

 

[AlwaysFara]

Dear Scarred,

But...I bet you kinda liked it.

Love,
Girl Chat?

Dear GC,

I’ll sing to you.

Love,
Yes, I did like it, you sick fuck

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Boob Owning Litsters (You Know Who You Are)

You know what all this talk of touching boobs does to the rest of us, right?

Yeah, I knew it!

Carry on.

Signed

Boob Fan

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Fuckers,

Why are you all such doodoo heads?!

Also, some things I can’t unhear.

Signed,

Longs For Girly Chat

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Cobbler,

I'm digging my new tie-dye skirt. Orange and purple, natch.

Thinking it would look rad with a black tee.

Just sayin'.


Signed,
Eucalyptus Fairy