Dear Litster, once more

[tnman03]

Come over here and snick my doodle, baby.

You just jonesing for some canoodling Jenny....

 

[VoraciousValue]

Come over here and snick my doodle, baby.

Don't need to ask me twice!

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Don't need to ask me twice!

Why would she need to ask at all?

 

[ydahecnot]

Where is yda? I have a feeling he would like where this is going.

Litster,

Let me know when the pudding vat is ready; then I will like where this is going.

Litster

 

[JennyNo1]

OK, I've derailed this thread long enough *hands the reins back to the non-existent cliques*

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Furry Litster,

Thank you for being my friend.

Your lil' sis,
Spitfire

 

[Apisto42]

Dear Honey,

You were right.

Love,
FB friend

Dear P-kins,



He left out a few shits, but basically, yeah.

I find it oddly amusing, is that weird?

Love, Hiney

Dear Fabulous Litsters,

.l..

While “shit” is a great word in and of itself, “fuck” is usually my go to. Lately I’ve been influenced by Ricky Gervais, so “cunt” and “cunty” has been making a more frequent appearance in my common vocabulary.

With that said:

Shiiitt... shite, merde. Glad your little clique finds humor in my predictability. But I’m not predictable. I’m so fucking unique that my name is the fourth definition of “unique”. I’ll do unpredictable shit until cunty ho’s like you are spinning heads like another remake of poltergeist!

Fucking out

(Unless you put your ASSets (tm) on the Litty Titty thread, in which case I’ll evaluate the fuck out of them)

 

[LikeableMe]

Dear Silent One,

I miss you so much it hurts.

That is all
Me

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Fabulous Litsters,

.l..

While “shit” is a great word in and of itself, “fuck” is usually my go to. Lately I’ve been influenced by Ricky Gervais, so “cunt” and “cunty” has been making a more frequent appearance in my common vocabulary.

With that said:

Shiiitt... shite, merde. Glad your little clique finds humor in my predictability. But I’m not predictable. I’m so fucking unique that my name is the fourth definition of “unique”. I’ll do unpredictable shit until cunty ho’s like you are spinning heads like another remake of poltergeist!

Fucking out

(Unless you put your ASSets (tm) on the Litty Titty thread, in which case I’ll evaluate the fuck out of them)

Dear Full Of Surprises,

Ricky is great. Cunty is brilliant.

Next time you're watching Stardust, keep an eye on him in the bloopers, being a proper cunt to Claire Danes. So good.

Signed,
H.

And for the record, my ASSets require nothing but pure, unadulterated admiration, in the form of an open mouth with no words coming out. Doubtful you and Lord P are up to that challenge.

 

[Apisto42]

Yeah, that’s a fucking hysterical out take.

Challenge - marriage license, distance. Pain in my arse.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Actually, i was referring to the unlikelihood that either of you could ever be left speechless.

<scampers>

 

[Apisto42]

Dear Hiney,

I thought you wanted open mouth and no talking because you expected us to be worshipping your ass.

Now I’m hungry

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

A little presumptuous, but I'll take it under advisement.

Go have a banana.

 

[john7771]

You make me smile

Glad to make you smile

Enjoy the Day

 

[LikeableMe]

Dear Batman,

You came into my life at a low point. Bereaved and struggling with all the complications and emotions that came with that. But you stayed. You lifted me out of a pit you didn’t even know I was stuck in. Shone in a light, and showed me that often greatness comes out of darkness.

You helped me find the strength to start implementing changes, to start believing in myself. Every time I wavered, I sent out that Bat signal - and there you were, with a laugh and encouragement. We talked about anything under the sun, and you even allowed me to see the other sides of your life - the Bruce Wayne behind the Batman.

“A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.”

If you ever need a hand battling your obstacles, just know I’m here, ready to suit up and be your Robin.

Miss you, my friend.


(PS I know you would have preferred a Joker letter, but I must get an A for effort!)

 

[PNWKitten]

Dear small fry

I just put 2n2 together (I think) and realized a post here and elsewhere were about me.

It made me realize that you have been seriously misinformed on a few things. wow I'm so surprised to discover this at such a late date. It never even occurred to me or got back that, that's what you were told. And may I add.....Completely inaccurate

Its sad, but I can't help but laugh thinking about it and I'm sure my eyes are big as saucers. Oh, well. Thats what I get for being closed mouth.



Sincerely
Mind blown Litster.

 

[ydahecnot]

Litsters,

The Lone Gunmen and Cancer Man couldn’t figure out some of the mysteries here.

Litster

 

[LikeableMe]

Dear You,

It is so hard not to reach for my phone, every time I have something to tell you.

Where did my happiness go?
Miss you, and can’t wait to speak with you again,

Making a fool of myself litster

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear self-important Litster,

Has it ever occurred to you that since you are the O.N.L.Y. one who has your opinion of someone that maybe you should step back and reevaluate your position? You must think you're pretty special that they only did that to you. Then again, from everything else I've seen of you, that seems to be exactly what you think.

Signed,

Yes I Realize I'm Being Passive Aggressive and Obtuse

 

[tnman03]

Dear Best Fiance Litster,

You. Made. My. Day.

Thanks for putting a smile on my face and delicious chocolate in my mouth.

Marry me already?

Love,
A Slutty Brownie Litster

Dear Slutty Brownie,

Don't dare me again

Also, everyone should be jealous they didn't see the other picture.

Signed,

Your Pizza Slut

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear Litsters (yes, all of you...)

I just love this thread. It's like a little puzzle and I feel triumphant every time I figure one out. Keep 'em coming!

Puzzle lovin' litster

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Dear puzzle loving Litsters

Th Rooster crows at Midnight.

La Paloma is in the harbour (or maybe the harbor, not sure)

The vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison

My cat is howling at the moon.

Signed

You know who,

Meet at the usual place. Come naked in a trench coat, heels and fedora

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear puzzle loving Litsters

Th Rooster crows at Midnight.

La Paloma is in the harbour (or maybe the harbor, not sure)

The vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison

My cat is howling at the moon.

Signed

You know who,

Meet at the usual place. Come naked in a trench coat, heels and fedora

Dear I Know Who,

The meerkat will arrive at 4. Naked.

Minion #3

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear smart ass litster you know who,

I don't have a fedora. Look for the naked chick in a trench coat, heels, and no fedora.

Giggling litster

 

[Xerxes82]

Dear Litster,

Your AV does things to me. It isn't the slightest bit revealing. But it is so fucking sexy! Maybe one of the sexiest images I've seen on this site.

Which probably says a lot more about me than it does about your AV.

An unsolicited PM on the subject has been written, but ultimately was never sent. Feels too much like commenting on somebody's appearance when you pass them on the street. Even if the AV isn't you. (No idea either way.)

But yeah. Wow. *fans self*

Sincerely,
A had to put it out there Litster